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The full article:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html

"But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms."

kandyflip445

WTF?

How is that....wtf?

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I would knock him the fuck out if I ever caught him "having sex" with my car.... whatever that means.

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kdashy

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Yeah right..

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Rayne

Just be cautious when you see or hear the words "Sex" and any car or car part in the same sentence. If not that be cautious when you hear or read the words referencing sexual arousal in relation to any car or car part.

If you been on any car forum long enough you will find examples of the above.

In the long run, I would rather be ignorant of the methods involved in having sex with a car than knowing. Considering that fact that someone started a thread about the issue is already too much information.

*As a side note: I do not make nor have I made any, direct and/or indirect, general and/or specific insinuations, speculations, and/or assumptions about people who happen to use sexual comments or remarks about a car or car part innocently to mean they actually would have and/or consider having sex with a car and/or a car part*

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k0uki

damn sick bastard...

infinitexsound

mechaphilia lol great.........some people have issues....

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180sExy

if he touches my car i'll kill him shes a virgin!!!!

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DreamN

lol they have a forum

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just1pepsi

You know, I'd have to assume that it involves the tail pipe.

I'd try to sneak a quick-start to WOT, mid-coitus to teach the dude a lesson..

cgtdream

makes me wonder if he has had sex with someones car i know....or maybe....somones on this forum....or even worst...maybe my own car....

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ByeByeSti

hahahaha oh wow this is fucked up, last month it was man gets caught having sex with picnic table.... now its man admits to having sex with 1000 cars! shits wack

flip3d

How does that work? Where do you put it? :\

!Zar!

I swear Dousan had sex with his Minerva's the moment Jay P. sent them to him.

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BustedS13

fill the pipe with thumb tacks first, then fire it up on his dong

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TiNMAN

fool got hecka boret. with a T.

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slothonaleash

I don't know about all this hostility... if he chose my car I'd be honored

aziankingz

i go in and out my car all the time..and sometimes i even whip her rearend..but i hate when it gets banged in parking lots from others..

R32Dragon

When I bonk a chick in my car, is that technically a threesome?

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PRADOgy

original lol


"making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

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INeedNewTires

hahaha for some reason the dude S13FREAAAK comes to mind... i dont know him or nething just his screen name is relating to this for me for some reason....

Anyway what a wierd dude, and he says their 'cute' and he names them gay ass names

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MikeisNissan

lol at mechaphilia

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legacy927

he better not come near my car.....she's only 13 years old....lolz

unwed_transient

he's the wilt chamberlain of the automotive world.

HyperTek

pretty soon.. more of these guys will come out of the closet and the government will try to ban car marrages.. and then there will be human/car protests and car marrage activists and the shiizzamm.. just like gay marrages. freaking fruitcakes

For some reason, the movie Cars and Fast and Furious probably give him the kicks lol

Least we dont have to worry about him reproducing.. already too many fruitcakes out there already

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mRclARK1

At least he never gets "I'm tired"



That's sick.

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S13_Nightkid

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it."

lol that made my day

Antihero983

so wait....if i catch him fucking my car.....so i go "OH HELL NO! THATS MY GIRL!".....even though i dont fuck my car? (too much rust, it might chafe )

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Mi Beardo es Loco

wow. what a whore. This makes me lose a lot of faith in this world. Hasn't anyone heard of monogamy? I make love to one car and only one car. It doesn't matter if another car is hitting on me or not, doesn't matter how persuasive she is. But garsh, I hope he strapped up. Remember, if you have sex with one car you're having sex with other dudes that also had sex with that car.

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Mi Beardo es Loco

well those are the kinds of cars you could REALLY get freaky with. A rusty car will probably let you do a Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Carl. The rust indicates her whorness!

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