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XeroX · 05-01-2009, 10:52 AM

You go to a public restroom to poo, and you lay down the little toilet seat condom/sheet thingy, and you sit down and notice that the seat is still warm from the previous persons a$$...blehhhhh

I think this is the ONLY time i welcome a cold toilet seat....

Oh and tell me why in one of the stalls someone wiped $hit all over the toilet paper roll, and it was green....yea, it was green...and yea, it was on the toilet paper roll...sides and everything...

greddy2die · 05-01-2009, 11:03 AM

rofl, that sucks man..

I avoid public restrooms at all costs..

Seeing as how I used to work for the city down here, i know of all the sweet restrooms to go to if its an emergency only though..lol

jibanez · 05-01-2009, 11:07 AM

i hate it when theres pubes in the urinal

ANVIL · 05-01-2009, 11:09 AM

thats fucking sick.

Brian · 05-01-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibanez

i hate it when theres pubes in the urinal

quoted .

idahotuner · 05-01-2009, 11:20 AM

good rule of thumb, if the seat is up it has just been cleaned.

I LUV MY S13 · 05-01-2009, 11:27 AM

avoid public bathrooms as much as possible..they're disgusting haha

allntrlundrgrnd · 05-01-2009, 11:35 AM

Ugh i hate it when there is no other option than using a public shitter.

I dont think I ever shat in high school toilets while i was there, and if i did, i went to the health room to use that one cause it was always clean.

xKennie · 05-01-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by allntrlundrgrnd

Ugh i hate it when there is no other option than using a public shitter.

I dont think I ever shat in high school toilets while i was there, and if i did, i went to the health room to use that one cause it was always clean.

i second this hahahah

speedgod^s13 · 05-01-2009, 12:35 PM

On the rare occasion that I do have to use the public shitter, I don't even sit on the toilet.

NISMO_tuner · 05-01-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by allntrlundrgrnd

Ugh i hate it when there is no other option than using a public shitter.

I dont think I ever shat in high school toilets while i was there, and if i did, i went to the health room to use that one cause it was always clean.

I had to do it almost everyday during track practice.

Good thing was that we had our own toilets and they were all clean.

I still wouldnt sit down on the toilets...hahaha

JVD · 05-01-2009, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibanez

i hate it when theres pubes in the urinal

Ya man.

It's always like 2" long ones too. Where you're like... did bigfoot use this urinal before me?

zenki.life · 05-01-2009, 12:47 PM

...and you look on the stall and see all most eeevil most ignorant shit ever haha. swastikas and what not. i dint know someone could be so angry as they shit. haha

***Future240*** · 05-01-2009, 12:53 PM

I hate it when there is a puddle of piss in front of the urinal

Sileighty_85 · 05-01-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by zenki.life

...and you look on the stall and see all most eeevil most ignorant shit ever haha. swastikas and what not. i dint know someone could be so angry as they shit. haha

Haha reminds me of Dane Cooks Rant on public bathrooms

Lolz

ayuaddict · 05-01-2009, 01:11 PM

I fucking call housekeeping and ask them to clean ___ bathroom.

after they are done, i go inside and put a temporarily closed sign outside.

whole bathroom to myself, and that weird pale girl who always seems to be wet.

its nice working at a hotel.

murda-c · 05-01-2009, 01:12 PM

this one time i went into the bathroom after a movie and noticed the floor was wet near the urinals, and one of the urinals had a high water level, so naturally I avoided it.

Then this guy comes in wearing obviously expensive jeans and shoes, and pisses in this urinal, but tries to do one of those flush-before-you-finish-pissing-thingys...he got nasty piss water all over his pants and shoes, it was much more entertaining than the movie i had seen.

anyway, i hate it when you're using a urinal and someone comes in and stands at the one next to you, even though there's an open one further away.

Oh, also question, do you guys hate it when i drop my pants to piss at the urinal? haha

ESmorz · 05-01-2009, 01:14 PM

I hate when I lift the seat and there is a shit and a bloody tampon just chillin.

NISMO_tuner · 05-01-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ESmorz

I hate when I lift the seat and there is a shit and a bloody tampon just chillin.

thats gross

i think i lost my appetite

Killa_D · 05-01-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

I hate when I lift the seat and there is a shit and a bloody tampon just chillin.

holly shit that just nasty

ESmorz · 05-01-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killa_D

holly shit that just nasty

broDAWg I know this.

Or when you piss on your hands, and you forget to wash your hands, then you go to eat a sandwich and you can smell the piss on your hands when the sandwich is near your face.

FECES

murda-c · 05-01-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

broDAWg I know this.

Or when you piss on your hands, and you forget to wash your hands, then you go to eat a sandwich and you can smell the piss on your hands when the sandwich is near your face.

FECES

That's kinda like this one time i had chipotle so my fingers smelled like onions and shit, then i wacked off, and right as i finish wackin this chick called, and she came over and blew me then told me my dick tasted like onions. We had a good laugh about it.

I'm not sure if she happy or upset when she realized that.

Brian · 05-01-2009, 01:37 PM

I hate when I have to go peepee and there is only one urinal open and there are dudes all lined up going peepee.

I get nervous and look for a bathroom with doors so I don't have other dudes trying to look at me weiner.

SimpleS14 · 05-01-2009, 01:37 PM

I hate it when the urinals are 3 inches of the ground and no walls between them.

I'm not even going to talk about the bathrooms in a packed club lol I remember it girls line was so bad, some girl rolled up into the guys bathroom...she was mad drunk too lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by murda-c

That's kinda like this one time i had chipotle so my fingers smelled like onions and shit, then i wacked off, and right as i finish wackin this chick called, and she came over and blew me then told me my dick tasted like onions. We had a good laugh about it.

I'm not sure if she happy or upset when she realized that.

LOL WTF?

Bob_Sagat · 05-01-2009, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayuaddict

I fucking call housekeeping and ask them to clean ___ bathroom.

after they are done, i go inside and put a temporarily closed sign outside.

whole bathroom to myself, and that weird pale girl who always seems to be wet.

its nice working at a hotel.

LOl, Do I detect a moaning myrtle reference?

neverrain · 05-01-2009, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian

I hate when I have to go peepee and there is only one urinal open and there are dudes all lined up going peepee.

I get nervous and look for a bathroom with doors so I don't have other dudes trying to look at me weiner.

Stage fright? If I caught some dude looking at my junk I would either:

a) take one step back and piss all over him
b) punch him in the head right behind his ear
c) put my hand on the back of his head and slam his face into the wall

VROOOM · 05-01-2009, 01:44 PM

i used to work at the $2 movie theatre in Seal Beach and i swear i saw and heard some crazy stuff in the bathroom there.

i remember going into the restroom and seeing shit stuck to the wall about 2 inches from the ceiling.

some kid came and told me some guy was beating off in the restroom. he was and he got arrested.

i followed an elderly man into the restroom to do a restroom check and i found the man trying to wash his hands in a urinal. i kinda got him over to the sink and helped him out. that one made me never want to get old.

and the old projectionist used to pull dirty tampons out of the toilet with his bare hands. disgusting

and the womens restroom is always dirtier than the mens

neverrain · 05-01-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VROOOM

and the womens restroom is always dirtier than the mens

This is true. Waaay back in the day I used to work at Chipotle and I had to clean the cans once in a while. Never once was the women's restroom cleaner than the men's. Women are duurty.

murda-c · 05-01-2009, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverrain

Stage fright? If I caught some dude looking at my junk I would either:

a) take one step back and piss all over him
b) punch him in the head right behind his ear
c) put my hand on the back of his head and slam his face into the wall

Lol you're so angry.

unlegendary · 05-01-2009, 01:56 PM

i was at a Borders and I had to take a deuce in the public bathroom, then my friends went in, watered down like 50 paper towels and threw it in my stall.

I hate it when all the other stalls are used and the only stall open has piss all over the toilet rim, especially when i have to take a shit.

05-01-2009, 10:52 AM	#1
XeroX Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sacramento, CA Age: 37 Posts: 307 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I hate it when... (Public restroom edition) You go to a public restroom to poo, and you lay down the little toilet seat condom/sheet thingy, and you sit down and notice that the seat is still warm from the previous persons a$$...blehhhhh I think this is the ONLY time i welcome a cold toilet seat.... Oh and tell me why in one of the stalls someone wiped $hit all over the toilet paper roll, and it was green....yea, it was green...and yea, it was on the toilet paper roll...sides and everything...

05-01-2009, 11:20 AM	#6
idahotuner Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: St. Maries, Idaho Age: 32 Posts: 1,276 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: idahotuner Feedback Score: 17 reviews	good rule of thumb, if the seat is up it has just been cleaned. __________________ My Twin Scroll Gt30r Sr22det Build

05-01-2009, 11:27 AM	#7
I LUV MY S13 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norwalk, Los Angeles Age: 32 Posts: 3,349 Trader Rating: (35) Rides Gallery: I LUV MY S13 Feedback Score: 35 reviews	avoid public bathrooms as much as possible..they're disgusting haha __________________ -Jorge

05-01-2009, 11:35 AM	#8
allntrlundrgrnd Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Astoria, OR Posts: 2,460 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: allntrlundrgrnd Feedback Score: 17 reviews	Ugh i hate it when there is no other option than using a public shitter. I dont think I ever shat in high school toilets while i was there, and if i did, i went to the health room to use that one cause it was always clean. __________________ Kouki for sale!!

05-01-2009, 01:12 PM	#17
murda-c Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Montgomery County, MD Age: 33 Posts: 3,197 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	this one time i went into the bathroom after a movie and noticed the floor was wet near the urinals, and one of the urinals had a high water level, so naturally I avoided it. Then this guy comes in wearing obviously expensive jeans and shoes, and pisses in this urinal, but tries to do one of those flush-before-you-finish-pissing-thingys...he got nasty piss water all over his pants and shoes, it was much more entertaining than the movie i had seen. anyway, i hate it when you're using a urinal and someone comes in and stands at the one next to you, even though there's an open one further away. Oh, also question, do you guys hate it when i drop my pants to piss at the urinal? haha __________________

05-01-2009, 11:03 AM	#2
greddy2die Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Southeast Division Age: 35 Posts: 818 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	rofl, that sucks man.. I avoid public restrooms at all costs.. Seeing as how I used to work for the city down here, i know of all the sweet restrooms to go to if its an emergency only though..lol

05-01-2009, 11:07 AM	#3
jibanez Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 33 Posts: 120 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i hate it when theres pubes in the urinal

05-01-2009, 11:09 AM	#4
ANVIL Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Anchorage, Alaska Posts: 1,173 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	thats fucking sick.

05-01-2009, 12:35 PM	#10
speedgod^s13 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii Age: 41 Posts: 3,159 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	On the rare occasion that I do have to use the public shitter, I don't even sit on the toilet.

05-01-2009, 01:11 PM	#16
ayuaddict Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Socal Age: 32 Posts: 4,017 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	I fucking call housekeeping and ask them to clean ___ bathroom. after they are done, i go inside and put a temporarily closed sign outside. whole bathroom to myself, and that weird pale girl who always seems to be wet. its nice working at a hotel.

05-01-2009, 01:14 PM	#18
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I hate when I lift the seat and there is a shit and a bloody tampon just chillin. __________________

05-01-2009, 01:37 PM	#23
Brian Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: usa Posts: 12,840 Trader Rating: (54) Rides Gallery: Brian Feedback Score: 54 reviews	I hate when I have to go peepee and there is only one urinal open and there are dudes all lined up going peepee. I get nervous and look for a bathroom with doors so I don't have other dudes trying to look at me weiner. __________________ http://bhworld.wordpress.com/

05-01-2009, 01:56 PM	#30
unlegendary Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: with my parents Posts: 625 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	i was at a Borders and I had to take a deuce in the public bathroom, then my friends went in, watered down like 50 paper towels and threw it in my stall. I hate it when all the other stalls are used and the only stall open has piss all over the toilet rim, especially when i have to take a shit. __________________ Full Time Student for Life

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