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raul_gotbeat · 04-01-2010, 08:54 PM

u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol

raul_gotbeat · 04-01-2010, 08:58 PM

if u pay with an EBT card at the market and it dosent get approved, ur definitely low enough....hahahaha

BustedS13 · 04-01-2010, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raul_gotbeat

u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol

so what you're saying is that if you're low enough, you are, in fact, shit.

that explains this picture

i still love you

wh0aitznic0 · 04-01-2010, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raul_gotbeat

u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol

Shut the fuck up.

SlideWell · 04-01-2010, 10:42 PM

if you dont cringe when a heavy set person wants to ride in your car, you're not low enough.

BustedS13 · 04-01-2010, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlideWell

if you dont cringe when a heavy set person wants to ride in your car, you're not low enough.

senior year of high school, my s13 scraped the school speed bumps when it was my carpool day. my buddy's sister and her friend were both fatties and sat in the back. bad times.

frsh4 · 04-01-2010, 11:14 PM

If you park in your drivway, your not low enough.

Jayycob · 04-01-2010, 11:54 PM

when your takin a shit, and if the water doesn't splash up to hit ur butt hole, you're not low enough

sleep · 04-02-2010, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

Team Dirty Dicks. ♥

We need moar stickars!

Sileighty_DRFT89 · 04-02-2010, 12:16 AM

if you lose body panels from road reflectors while changing lanes, your not low enough.

if you have to pass on that one great date that might get you "lucky" just because you know you can't make it into the parking lot or over speedbumps where she wants to go, your not low enough

if you have don't have people cussing you out and honking because you can't make it out of a burger king drive thru and are holding up the line, your not low enough

all my other ones have been covered I think

Unknown007 · 04-02-2010, 12:24 AM

I got stuck at taco bell drive through!!! If your car moves you're not low enough PERIOD!!!

Weedm · 04-02-2010, 12:33 AM

if you've never used your financial aid money to buy car parts, you're not low enough.

shiftdrift · 04-02-2010, 01:07 AM

if you've never kicked a dog, you're not low enough.
p.s. if you make team dirty dicks stickers, i want one.

franklin93zx · 04-02-2010, 01:46 AM

If you look in your pants and it looks like you're hiding a squirrel in there your not low enough
If you make a gay post saying " u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol" your obviously not low enough
If you weren't completely wasted and yet still agreed to sweet passionate butt sex your not low enough

Matej · 04-02-2010, 01:50 AM

BustedS13 · 04-02-2010, 02:28 AM

if you know the difference between "your" and "you're", yore not low enough

backroadtouge · 04-02-2010, 09:39 AM

If you don't wear shoes because the added rise in hight gives you vertigo, you should probably go see a doctor, and he will tell you, "You're not low enough."

nismo racer · 04-02-2010, 09:52 AM

If you don't love chicks with dicks, you're not low enough

BoostSlideWayz · 04-02-2010, 10:06 AM

When you see a speed bump... and your not looking out the side of your window like your offroading.. your not low enough.

frsh4 · 04-02-2010, 10:18 AM

if u don't dream about your route for the next day trying to remember every pot hole and messed up road, your not low enough.

airsoft · 04-02-2010, 10:25 AM

If you haven't punched a baby, you're not low enough...

Question is... now... WHO IS LOW ENOUGH???

xBtony · 04-02-2010, 01:01 PM

When ur car gets stuck at target over some tiny speed bump, and all ur friends have to push ur car over it. lol

When a paper bag from carls jr gets stuck under ur front lip, and u drag it through a parking lot

BustedS13 · 04-02-2010, 01:23 PM

if u dont type like a 16 yr old grl, ur not low enuff

ILoveMyRHS13 · 04-02-2010, 01:25 PM

If you've never had to USE a paper bag from Carls Jr to cover a transvestites face, you're not low enough.

TeamFRAT · 04-02-2010, 03:31 PM

If you've never had to use a transvestite to cover Carl Jr's face....you're not low enough...

spooled240 · 04-02-2010, 03:45 PM

if you can hold a fart in then you're not low enough

wh0aitznic0 · 04-02-2010, 09:37 PM

If you've never held enough farts in to make your abdomen hurt, you're not low enough.

dOMEmE · 04-02-2010, 11:04 PM

if you never farted, but actually sharted,your not low enough!

dOMEmE · 04-02-2010, 11:05 PM

so am i low?????? or not?

kouki fanatic · 04-02-2010, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericcastro

If youve never stolen a pulp fiction cd at a party, shoved a hamburger patty into the computers cd tray and then hit a kid in the head with a crescent wrench,........
your not low enough.

I like where busted is taking this.

lmfao, a hamburger patty into a cd tray?

04-01-2010, 08:54 PM	#91
raul_gotbeat Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: los angeles,paramount Age: 33 Posts: 85 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	:) u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol

04-01-2010, 11:54 PM	#98
Jayycob Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Socal Age: 30 Posts: 600 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	when your takin a shit, and if the water doesn't splash up to hit ur butt hole, you're not low enough __________________ 1995 s14 Zenki - R.I.P 1992 s13 Zenki Coupe - KA-T Last edited by Jayycob; 04-02-2010 at 11:15 AM..

04-02-2010, 12:16 AM	#100
Sileighty_DRFT89 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: LaVerne Age: 31 Posts: 960 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	if you lose body panels from road reflectors while changing lanes, your not low enough. if you have to pass on that one great date that might get you "lucky" just because you know you can't make it into the parking lot or over speedbumps where she wants to go, your not low enough if you have don't have people cussing you out and honking because you can't make it out of a burger king drive thru and are holding up the line, your not low enough all my other ones have been covered I think __________________ 11:11 333

04-02-2010, 12:33 AM	#102
Weedm Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Seattle / Portland Age: 30 Posts: 902 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	if you've never used your financial aid money to buy car parts, you're not low enough. __________________

04-02-2010, 02:28 AM	#106
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if you know the difference between "your" and "you're", yore not low enough __________________

04-01-2010, 08:58 PM	#92
raul_gotbeat Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: los angeles,paramount Age: 33 Posts: 85 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	if u pay with an EBT card at the market and it dosent get approved, ur definitely low enough....hahahaha

04-01-2010, 11:14 PM	#97
frsh4 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Long Beach Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Trader Rating: (17) Feedback Score: 17 reviews	If you park in your drivway, your not low enough.

04-02-2010, 12:24 AM	#101
Unknown007 Zilvia Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bay Area Posts: 224 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I got stuck at taco bell drive through!!! If your car moves you're not low enough PERIOD!!!

04-02-2010, 01:07 AM	#103
shiftdrift Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: indiana Age: 31 Posts: 2,242 Trader Rating: (42) Feedback Score: 42 reviews	if you've never kicked a dog, you're not low enough. p.s. if you make team dirty dicks stickers, i want one.

04-02-2010, 01:46 AM	#104
franklin93zx Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Riverside, CA Age: 29 Posts: 1,045 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	If you look in your pants and it looks like you're hiding a squirrel in there your not low enough If you make a gay post saying " u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol" your obviously not low enough If you weren't completely wasted and yet still agreed to sweet passionate butt sex your not low enough

04-02-2010, 01:50 AM	#105
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews

04-02-2010, 09:39 AM	#107
backroadtouge Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 217 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If you don't wear shoes because the added rise in hight gives you vertigo, you should probably go see a doctor, and he will tell you, "You're not low enough." __________________ お金も腕も、何も無い・

04-02-2010, 09:52 AM	#108
nismo racer Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the 805! Posts: 1,057 Trader Rating: (17) Feedback Score: 17 reviews	If you don't love chicks with dicks, you're not low enough __________________ PEGASUS

04-02-2010, 10:06 AM	#109
BoostSlideWayz Nissanaholic! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lebec Age: 32 Posts: 1,686 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	When you see a speed bump... and your not looking out the side of your window like your offroading.. your not low enough. __________________ 1994 toyota supra...... n-a D= 1992 nissan 240sx KA24E-T fully Built =D

04-02-2010, 10:18 AM	#110
frsh4 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Long Beach Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Trader Rating: (17) Feedback Score: 17 reviews	if u don't dream about your route for the next day trying to remember every pot hole and messed up road, your not low enough.

04-02-2010, 10:25 AM	#111
airsoft Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: So Cal Posts: 1,231 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If you haven't punched a baby, you're not low enough... Question is... now... WHO IS LOW ENOUGH???

04-02-2010, 01:01 PM	#112
xBtony Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: SoCal 661 Posts: 1,481 Trader Rating: (21) Feedback Score: 21 reviews	When ur car gets stuck at target over some tiny speed bump, and all ur friends have to push ur car over it. lol When a paper bag from carls jr gets stuck under ur front lip, and u drag it through a parking lot

04-02-2010, 01:23 PM	#113
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if u dont type like a 16 yr old grl, ur not low enuff __________________

04-02-2010, 03:31 PM	#115
TeamFRAT Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land of 10,000 puddles Age: 34 Posts: 553 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	If you've never had to use a transvestite to cover Carl Jr's face....you're not low enough... Last edited by TeamFRAT; 04-02-2010 at 04:16 PM..

04-02-2010, 03:45 PM	#116
spooled240 Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 4,142 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	if you can hold a fart in then you're not low enough

04-02-2010, 11:04 PM	#118
dOMEmE Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: LBC Age: 33 Posts: 2,280 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	if you never farted, but actually sharted,your not low enough! __________________ Chupas!

04-02-2010, 11:05 PM	#119
dOMEmE Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: LBC Age: 33 Posts: 2,280 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	so am i low?????? or not? __________________ Chupas!

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