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xka24detx · 07-21-2005, 02:49 AM

Stole it from a friend.... but finally someone appreciates us

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, ******for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters,****** for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in Halo2 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

Repost this if you're a nice guy
Girls Repost if you're lookin for this/or appreciate these guys

Drunk Bastard · 07-21-2005, 02:52 AM

i think i saw this about a month ago on "my space"

SochBAT · 07-21-2005, 03:44 AM

or 'Cosmo'

Indeed, we seem like the perfect material, yet, are empty handed. I am thinking of joining the DarkSide.

Did you know Dr.Evil was modelled after Fritz Haber?

chlatboy · 07-21-2005, 01:22 PM

Yes, be an ass! Get the bitches!!!

breakindrifts · 07-21-2005, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunk Bastard

i think i saw this about a year ago on "e-celica"

ten character

aznpoopy · 07-21-2005, 08:03 PM

lmao

no way that was written by a girl

***S14DB*** · 07-21-2005, 08:07 PM

:ghey:

TheSnail · 07-21-2005, 08:11 PM

Being nice is for fat people.

Being nice, wont get you laid. Having game and being nice will. Being quite and a pet, is zero game. Infact, its negative game, that will fuck the guys around you's game up. Talk to a girls like they want to be talked to, dont be the antisocial "nice" fat kid in the corner thats been sipping on the same beer for the past two hours waiting for a girl to notice how nice he is. Girls under 30years old want a man, not a ferry.

tew photy · 07-21-2005, 09:31 PM

^^ of course they don't want a large boat that can carry people and cars. fuck im hilarious

SochBAT · 07-21-2005, 11:53 PM

hahaha, ^^^ stupid funny post. -1

The trend nowadays is pretty funny. Girls are diggin that new 'frail, weak, loser EMO' look now. Or the tried and true "i love you, and no, that doesn't have anything to do with your parents being dirt rich and being able to afford anything you what to spoil me"

Gotta love America!

FastBack 240 · 07-22-2005, 01:48 AM

Whats up with those tight pant wearing freaks anyhow? Got chicks pants on skinny as fuck no muscle at all but are locked hands with the most drop dead gorgeous blondes. Ill never understand that.

SochBAT · 07-22-2005, 01:54 AM

They need someone thats sensitive like them! All the attributes of a girl, with a penis attachment. Its sad.

PS, 600posts!!! WOOT-ZILVIA ADDICT-AGE!

aznpoopy · 07-22-2005, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FastBack 240

Whats up with those tight pant wearing freaks anyhow? Got chicks pants on skinny as fuck no muscle at all but are locked hands with the most drop dead gorgeous blondes. Ill never understand that.

wow

j0 i'm skinny

can i roll up there and get a hot blonde? that would be cool.

TheSnail · 07-22-2005, 02:13 AM

Its all about game. The girls play atari, you play N-64 and go home with chicken, play ps2 and game over.

m0rex · 07-22-2005, 02:49 AM

Girls like men that can dress good, smell good, look like they can kick anyones ass, wear badass shades and rock that fuck you attitude. That rock a sexy fast s14 that looks almost as good as the owner. Oh yeah thats me.

Seriously chicks follow me just to ask me what kind of car i drive depending how hot they are they get a ride. I try to go by looking as flush as my car does and it always works. Flush car, flush apperance = lots of putang. Girls always go crazy and say "who da fuck be dat" and always try their hardest to find out.

I just look too hardcore these days.

citizen · 07-22-2005, 03:08 AM

hardcore? you ain't hardcore if you don't have a grizzly, man-beard, callousus on your hands that have callousus, can rip a phonebook asunder with your eyelids, can scare small children and old people just be looking their direction. also, you gotta drink alchohol derived from antifreeze products. that's what i call hardcore.

aznpoopy · 07-22-2005, 03:08 AM

what

girls ask you about your s14?

i call bullshit

infinitexsound · 07-22-2005, 03:10 AM

maybe in F'n nebraska but not CA

m0rex · 07-22-2005, 03:14 AM

Com'on its like one out of the 10 s14 here in ne. With the aero and the wheels its just uber hawt not to notice it. You know they just wanna make small talk though

.

infinitexsound · 07-22-2005, 03:19 AM

maybe in F'n nebraska but id bet youd be a chump in CA or FL

m0rex · 07-22-2005, 03:21 AM

Lol alright. I guess i shouldnt move back to so cal then.

Drunk Bastard · 07-22-2005, 04:03 AM

basically, in Norcal (especially the bay area)....driving a s14 is like driving an all stock early model Ford Pinto. no attention. your only bet is to have mommy and daddy buy you a brand new Mercedes.

Maeda · 07-22-2005, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

Being nice is for fat people.

TheSnail you piss me off a lot, but I love this comment.

Smart nice guys will realize, to continue being nice, you have to start being a dick some of the time to open up oppertunities for being nice the rest of the time.

If you're nice all the time you're just a push over.

I hate it when you're only redeeming feature is described as just nice.

Would you want to be described by the ladies as "he's nice" or rather be "he's a fucking asshole but funny as shit and fucks like a machine."

I guess what it comes down to is that, nice people annoy me.

citizen · 07-22-2005, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunk Bastard

basically, in Norcal (especially the bay area)....driving a s14 is like driving an all stock early model Ford Pinto. no attention. your only bet is to have mommy and daddy buy you a brand new Mercedes.

qft, but i drive a Jury-rigged s13

theicecreamdan · 07-22-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S14DB

:ghey:

+78

dont be a nice guy, be a nice MAN, or get used to settling for whatever skanky fat bitches wanna be with you. gotta run game on the hotties

SochBAT · 07-23-2005, 04:42 AM

hey man, lips are lips.

+1 for honesty

07-21-2005, 02:49 AM	#1
xka24detx Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Santa Clarita, CA Age: 31 Posts: 222 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Finally someone appreciates us nice guys... Stole it from a friend.... but finally someone appreciates us This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, ****for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters,**** for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you. This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in Halo2 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that. The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single. So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming. Repost this if you're a nice guy Girls Repost if you're lookin for this/or appreciate these guys

07-21-2005, 01:22 PM	#4
chlatboy Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,252 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Yes, be an ass! Get the bitches!!! __________________ If you dont know SEARCH!!!

07-21-2005, 08:07 PM	#7
*S14DB* AFC #1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 昨晩あなたのお母さんの家 Posts: 20,181 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	:ghey: __________________ Comments should be taken as Opinions not as Statements of Fact

07-21-2005, 08:11 PM	#8
TheSnail Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Marietta Georgia Age: 39 Posts: 2,434 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Being nice is for fat people. Being nice, wont get you laid. Having game and being nice will. Being quite and a pet, is zero game. Infact, its negative game, that will fuck the guys around you's game up. Talk to a girls like they want to be talked to, dont be the antisocial "nice" fat kid in the corner thats been sipping on the same beer for the past two hours waiting for a girl to notice how nice he is. Girls under 30years old want a man, not a ferry. __________________

07-22-2005, 01:48 AM	#11
FastBack 240 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Motor City......MI Age: 36 Posts: 859 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Whats up with those tight pant wearing freaks anyhow? Got chicks pants on skinny as fuck no muscle at all but are locked hands with the most drop dead gorgeous blondes. Ill never understand that. __________________

07-21-2005, 02:52 AM	#2
Drunk Bastard Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,405 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	i think i saw this about a month ago on "my space"

07-21-2005, 03:44 AM	#3
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	or 'Cosmo' Indeed, we seem like the perfect material, yet, are empty handed. I am thinking of joining the DarkSide. Did you know Dr.Evil was modelled after Fritz Haber?

07-21-2005, 08:03 PM	#6
aznpoopy Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New Jersey Age: 40 Posts: 5,013 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	lmao no way that was written by a girl

07-21-2005, 09:31 PM	#9
tew photy Zilvia Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: san francisco Posts: 299 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^^ of course they don't want a large boat that can carry people and cars. fuck im hilarious

07-21-2005, 11:53 PM	#10
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	hahaha, ^^^ stupid funny post. -1 The trend nowadays is pretty funny. Girls are diggin that new 'frail, weak, loser EMO' look now. Or the tried and true "i love you, and no, that doesn't have anything to do with your parents being dirt rich and being able to afford anything you what to spoil me" Gotta love America!

07-22-2005, 01:54 AM	#12
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	They need someone thats sensitive like them! All the attributes of a girl, with a penis attachment. Its sad. PS, 600posts!!! WOOT-ZILVIA ADDICT-AGE!

07-22-2005, 02:13 AM	#14
TheSnail Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Marietta Georgia Age: 39 Posts: 2,434 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Its all about game. The girls play atari, you play N-64 and go home with chicken, play ps2 and game over. __________________ Last edited by TheSnail; 07-22-2005 at 03:20 AM..

07-22-2005, 02:49 AM	#15
m0rex Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,070 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Girls like men that can dress good, smell good, look like they can kick anyones ass, wear badass shades and rock that fuck you attitude. That rock a sexy fast s14 that looks almost as good as the owner. Oh yeah thats me. Seriously chicks follow me just to ask me what kind of car i drive depending how hot they are they get a ride. I try to go by looking as flush as my car does and it always works. Flush car, flush apperance = lots of putang. Girls always go crazy and say "who da fuck be dat" and always try their hardest to find out. I just look too hardcore these days. __________________

07-22-2005, 03:08 AM	#16
citizen Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bay Area Posts: 1,240 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: citizen Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hardcore? you ain't hardcore if you don't have a grizzly, man-beard, callousus on your hands that have callousus, can rip a phonebook asunder with your eyelids, can scare small children and old people just be looking their direction. also, you gotta drink alchohol derived from antifreeze products. that's what i call hardcore.

07-22-2005, 03:10 AM	#18
infinitexsound Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: INtraweb Age: 39 Posts: 3,522 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	maybe in F'n nebraska but not CA __________________ S14 TrackSlut coming to a raceway near you... 510 TimeAttack on its way...

07-22-2005, 03:14 AM	#19
m0rex Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,070 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Com'on its like one out of the 10 s14 here in ne. With the aero and the wheels its just uber hawt not to notice it. You know they just wanna make small talk though . __________________

07-22-2005, 03:19 AM	#20
infinitexsound Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: INtraweb Age: 39 Posts: 3,522 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	maybe in F'n nebraska but id bet youd be a chump in CA or FL __________________ S14 TrackSlut coming to a raceway near you... 510 TimeAttack on its way...

07-22-2005, 03:21 AM	#21
m0rex Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,070 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Lol alright. I guess i shouldnt move back to so cal then. __________________

07-22-2005, 04:03 AM	#22
Drunk Bastard Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,405 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	basically, in Norcal (especially the bay area)....driving a s14 is like driving an all stock early model Ford Pinto. no attention. your only bet is to have mommy and daddy buy you a brand new Mercedes.

07-23-2005, 04:42 AM	#26
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	hey man, lips are lips. +1 for honesty

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