Christmas Poem for the KA-Ts - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

boosteds14 · 01-03-2003, 12:29 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the roost,
There was no turbo whine; there was simply no boost

I'd poked, and I'd prodded, and experienced pain,
But my diagnosing was just all in vain.

"This turbo is garbage - it won't @#$%@ spin!"
So I kicked it, and cursed, and turned to head in,

When up on the garage roof I heard such a crash,
To the pry bar in the corner I made a mad dash.

"If someone's on my roof they best be retreating!"
And outside I went to deliver the beating,

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But a trick KA-T towed by pumped-up reindeer!

They were polished, and ported, and snorting with need,
And attached to them all were dual T3's!

And behind the Sparco wheel was a driver so slick,
I knew for certain that it must be St. Nick.

He hopped from his ride and went to the back,
And from under the hatch he pulled out a sack.

Then he dropped to the ground with such a loud clunk,
I knew that his sack must be filled with car junk!

"I see that your turbo has decided to die,
And that it's death has near made you cry.

"A NEW turbo for you is the answer I see."
And out of his sack he pulled a big T04E!

I d**n near plum fainted as he gave it to me;
It was better than a hit of pure LSD.

"But wait, there's more - you'll need to look good."
And out came new wheels and a sweet carbon hood.

I said, "This is great!" as I looked at each one,
But Santa, well, he was not quite yet done.

"An FMIC is needed to stay cool,
And to put this stuff on you need some air tools."

He pulled it all out; laid it all at my feet,
Then jumped back to his ride without missing a beat.

"I've got to be off, so install that with care,"
Then he launched off the garage back into the air.

And I heard him exclaim over his turbos so shrill,
"See ya next year at the track - where some V8's we'll kill!"

"I watched him flyoff towards the end of the block,
but the car never made it, because of crank walk."

01-03-2003, 12:49 PM

Bravo!!!

Good job!

Foxcolt · 01-03-2003, 01:23 PM

That's Fookin great!

SR20Fastback · 01-03-2003, 01:38 PM

lmao thats awesome, especially the end

nizmo s14 · 01-04-2003, 01:16 AM

That's some good stuff.

misnomer · 01-04-2003, 11:31 AM

Clever.

Very very clever.

DarkRaptor42 · 01-04-2003, 12:02 PM

its a very KA christmas

boosteds14 · 01-04-2003, 03:54 PM

the funny thing is, the ka wont get crank walk.

i couldnt think of anything else to put there

nrcooled · 01-04-2003, 04:45 PM

That was great...Farging great! Thanks for the laugh

turbo240sx · 01-05-2003, 12:20 PM

crank walk is a dsm problem. thats where you got it from.

01-03-2003, 12:29 PM	#1
boosteds14 Zilvia.net Advertiser Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CIPmotorsports Age: 39 Posts: 1,612 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Christmas Poem for the KA-Ts 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the roost, There was no turbo whine; there was simply no boost I'd poked, and I'd prodded, and experienced pain, But my diagnosing was just all in vain. "This turbo is garbage - it won't @#$%@ spin!" So I kicked it, and cursed, and turned to head in, When up on the garage roof I heard such a crash, To the pry bar in the corner I made a mad dash. "If someone's on my roof they best be retreating!" And outside I went to deliver the beating, When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, But a trick KA-T towed by pumped-up reindeer! They were polished, and ported, and snorting with need, And attached to them all were dual T3's! And behind the Sparco wheel was a driver so slick, I knew for certain that it must be St. Nick. He hopped from his ride and went to the back, And from under the hatch he pulled out a sack. Then he dropped to the ground with such a loud clunk, I knew that his sack must be filled with car junk! "I see that your turbo has decided to die, And that it's death has near made you cry. "A NEW turbo for you is the answer I see." And out of his sack he pulled a big T04E! I d**n near plum fainted as he gave it to me; It was better than a hit of pure LSD. "But wait, there's more - you'll need to look good." And out came new wheels and a sweet carbon hood. I said, "This is great!" as I looked at each one, But Santa, well, he was not quite yet done. "An FMIC is needed to stay cool, And to put this stuff on you need some air tools." He pulled it all out; laid it all at my feet, Then jumped back to his ride without missing a beat. "I've got to be off, so install that with care," Then he launched off the garage back into the air. And I heard him exclaim over his turbos so shrill, "See ya next year at the track - where some V8's we'll kill!" "I watched him flyoff towards the end of the block, but the car never made it, because of crank walk." __________________ 240SXONE www.240SXMOTORING.com --- One Stop Shop for Your Nissan 240sx

01-03-2003, 01:23 PM	#3
Foxcolt Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Northern VA Posts: 1,264 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That's Fookin great! __________________ Driftec www.midatlantic240sx.com

01-03-2003, 01:38 PM	#4
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 36 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lmao thats awesome, especially the end __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

01-04-2003, 01:16 AM	#5
nizmo s14 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 98 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That's some good stuff. __________________ -Serge

01-04-2003, 11:31 AM	#6
misnomer Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nevada Posts: 2,293 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Clever. Very very clever. __________________ Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!

01-03-2003, 12:49 PM	#2
Mark & Irena Guest Posts: n/a	Bravo!!! Good job!

01-04-2003, 12:02 PM	#7
DarkRaptor42 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lodi CA Age: 37 Posts: 542 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	its a very KA christmas __________________ 04 WRX STi 90 Sil- Camino R.I.P. AE86 20v MS R.I.P. KA-T www.209forums.com

01-04-2003, 03:54 PM	#8
boosteds14 Zilvia.net Advertiser Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CIPmotorsports Age: 39 Posts: 1,612 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	the funny thing is, the ka wont get crank walk. i couldnt think of anything else to put there __________________ 240SXONE www.240SXMOTORING.com --- One Stop Shop for Your Nissan 240sx

01-04-2003, 04:45 PM	#9
nrcooled Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Turn 8 'bout to get rolled by a SC'd ITR Age: 42 Posts: 1,849 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That was great...Farging great! Thanks for the laugh __________________ '91 hatch w/ SR Sold; '03 Evo Sold 401 HP; '03 MS Protege sold; '00 Evo 6.5 TME Sold 300HP

01-05-2003, 12:20 PM	#10
turbo240sx Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: CT Posts: 166 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	crank walk is a dsm problem. thats where you got it from. __________________ 240sx s-13 TURBO weekend v-8 killer 90 Talon TSI WARNING.THIS CAR IS EQUIPPED WITH A TURBOCHARGER. DUE TO POSSIBLE BREATHING PROBLEMS UNDER HEAVY ACCELERATION, ALL FEMALES ARE ADVISED TO REMOVE ANY TIGHT FITTING OR RESTRICTIVE CLOTHING FOR SAFETY.

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