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blasting_speed · 04-26-2008, 02:45 PM

WTF falcon punch???

1.

Falcon Punch
An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero)

Phil703 · 04-26-2008, 03:13 PM

This is a falcon Punch,
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t245tAdax_w[/ame]

ESmorz · 04-26-2008, 03:29 PM

Last night was intense. My hip bones are fucked up lol.

Really and truthfully if you take your time, control your breathing, and not only think about yourself you'll get that shit done every time.

seto_s14 · 04-26-2008, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil703

This is a falcon Punch,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t245tAdax_w

dude, WHAT. THE. FUCK.

SHIFT_*grind* · 04-27-2008, 10:36 AM

They have blogs for shit like this.

Farzam · 04-27-2008, 10:53 AM

Keep rhythm
Find her weakness
Yell "I WAS BORN TO FUCK BABY"

EDacIouSX · 04-27-2008, 11:11 AM

donkey punch her.

end of topic

Edgar · 04-27-2008, 11:15 AM

you boys make me giggle

Sreds13 · 04-27-2008, 11:44 AM

Ha what funny thread... All I can say is it sucks for those who can't get there lady off. I don't care how it happens but the lovin never stoped until the lady got hers.

For those guys on here that have never had a girl cum I'm sorry cause when it happens it almost as good as your own climax. It's that feeling of control and power; you know as you see and feel her climax it all because of you. Here is a tip for all you rookies out there don't go full throtle and just stick the dick in. Take your time get her all worked up and by this mean thrill her with you lips and tounge. Find all of her turn on spots Ex (neck, ears, breasts, inner thigh ). If you spend your time during four play pleasing her and showing her how much you desire her body your going to have a great sexual experience. MAKE SURE you always give your lady that oral pleasure when you get a girl going and all hot and bothered while you are eating her out your sure to get that orgasm your looking for.

And for the guy who has the girl that stops him before she can climax here is the solution. When she starts to freak out on you and wants you to stop, slow down, clam down, get real romantic with it but don't stop. Find more ways to keep her going keep the energy going and if she starts to push you away show her who is boss from time to time during it. Give her what she i missing out on. Trust me she'll be all over your nuts after you get her off.

*downshift_sideways* · 05-04-2008, 03:56 PM

We'll my girlfriend read this thread....

And now were broken up..sucks.

Flipzide · 05-04-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

We'll my girlfriend read this thread....

And now were broken up..sucks.

how did that happen

*downshift_sideways* · 05-04-2008, 04:03 PM

Well it was a series of events that went on...This just added on top.

I hate girls that snoop around.

ESmorz · 05-04-2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

Well it was a series of events that went on...This just added on top.

I hate girls that snoop around.

What the fuck...

I could see how it would be quite upsetting. Rule your bitches with an iron fist. Haha.

Luckily girls don't even know I am on this website...

MaD1337M3DRiV3r · 05-04-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

We'll my girlfriend read this thread....

And now were broken up..sucks.

Your right hand can read?

j/k dont worry plenty of fish in the sea

xkamikazestormx · 05-04-2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downshift_sideways

We'll my girlfriend read this thread....

And now were broken up..sucks.

what? thats weird. why would she break up with you over this.

i showed my gf this thread. she just read, laughed and thats it

OfourTHREEfive · 05-04-2008, 05:23 PM

New pick-up line i was going to try:

Ay bay bay, I have made multiple girls orgasm, you want your shot?

shrimpscampi · 05-04-2008, 05:30 PM

I guess 75% of women need more sensitive vajayjays....

Mi Beardo es Loco · 05-04-2008, 05:39 PM

I was told by a VERY reliable source that women ONLY have orgasms when given GGGOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD. All other attempt is just humorous to females.

soreballz · 05-04-2008, 07:34 PM

Have any of you ever given a girl her very first orgasm? Its weird... I did, once. She cried because she didn't know what the hell was happening. I actually had to explain to her that she was having an orgasm. lol

75 percent, eh? I'd believe it. Most girls seem to hook up with dudes that have no fucking clue what the fuck they are doing in bed. lol

***Future240*** · 05-04-2008, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soreballz

Have any of you ever given a girl her very first orgasm? Its weird... I did, once. She cried because she didn't know what the hell was happening. I actually had to explain to her that she was having an orgasm. lol

75 percent, eh? I'd believe it. Most girls seem to hook up with dudes that have no fucking clue what the fuck they are doing in bed. lol

The two girls that happened to with me, didnt cry, but one was shocked at how good I made her feel, and the other was dumbfounded as to what the hell happened to her. Made me feel like a champ.

blasting_speed · 05-05-2008, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soreballz

Have any of you ever given a girl her very first orgasm? Its weird... I did, once. She cried because she didn't know what the hell was happening. I actually had to explain to her that she was having an orgasm. lol

75 percent, eh? I'd believe it. Most girls seem to hook up with dudes that have no fucking clue what the fuck they are doing in bed. lol

Damn dude i've never my girl cry from sex. ahahahah You should write a book about it. ahahahah

1337 · 05-05-2008, 06:16 PM

let a girl rear you with a strap on.
she'll get off on that.

lflkajfj12123 · 05-05-2008, 07:25 PM

DO NOT WANT

exit only

***Future240*** · 05-05-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337

let a girl rear you with a strap on.
she'll get off on that.

time out on that one. to each their own, but yea not for me at all, no finger, no tongue, not anythin near the royal chute de poop

1337 · 05-05-2008, 09:22 PM

not that, i'm into that or anything...

azndummie · 05-06-2008, 12:15 AM

uhhhhhhhhh i learned this on loveline when i was 17 lol...

1337 · 05-06-2008, 02:37 AM

uhh, who watches talk sex with sue?

*downshift_sideways* · 05-06-2008, 04:06 AM

We used to watch that hahahaha.

Viet-Tam · 05-06-2008, 08:09 AM

Dont know where you got where women don't orgasm. The ones I have been with definitely do!

Mr. Jesse · 05-06-2008, 11:45 AM

Yo just get in there sidways, keep your RPM's up, maintain angle for as long as possible and never forget to wear a seatbelt, unless you want herpes.

04-26-2008, 02:45 PM	#91
blasting_speed Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Treno di mezzanotte di amore Posts: 2,593 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	WTF falcon punch??? 1. Falcon Punch An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) __________________

04-26-2008, 03:29 PM	#93
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Last night was intense. My hip bones are fucked up lol. Really and truthfully if you take your time, control your breathing, and not only think about yourself you'll get that shit done every time. __________________ Last edited by ESmorz; 04-26-2008 at 04:26 PM..

04-27-2008, 10:53 AM	#96
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles / Raleigh, NC Age: 31 Posts: 5,144 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Keep rhythm Find her weakness Yell "I WAS BORN TO FUCK BABY" __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]

04-27-2008, 11:15 AM	#98
Edgar Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Indianapolis,IN Posts: 4,979 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	you boys make me giggle __________________ Drift Indy

05-04-2008, 03:56 PM	#100
downshift_sideways No Limit Soldier. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hayward CA, San Gabriel CA Age: 34 Posts: 5,550 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: downshift_sideways Feedback Score: 0 reviews	We'll my girlfriend read this thread.... And now were broken up..sucks. __________________ allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

04-26-2008, 03:13 PM	#92
Phil703 Leaky Injector Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Woodbridge Age: 30 Posts: 116 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This is a falcon Punch, [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t245tAdax_w[/ame]

04-27-2008, 11:11 AM	#97
EDacIouSX Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles Age: 35 Posts: 4,527 Trader Rating: (53) Rides Gallery: EDacIouSX Feedback Score: 53 reviews	donkey punch her. end of topic

04-27-2008, 11:44 AM	#99
Sreds13 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Cali Posts: 334 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Ha what funny thread... All I can say is it sucks for those who can't get there lady off. I don't care how it happens but the lovin never stoped until the lady got hers. For those guys on here that have never had a girl cum I'm sorry cause when it happens it almost as good as your own climax. It's that feeling of control and power; you know as you see and feel her climax it all because of you. Here is a tip for all you rookies out there don't go full throtle and just stick the dick in. Take your time get her all worked up and by this mean thrill her with you lips and tounge. Find all of her turn on spots Ex (neck, ears, breasts, inner thigh ). If you spend your time during four play pleasing her and showing her how much you desire her body your going to have a great sexual experience. MAKE SURE you always give your lady that oral pleasure when you get a girl going and all hot and bothered while you are eating her out your sure to get that orgasm your looking for. And for the guy who has the girl that stops him before she can climax here is the solution. When she starts to freak out on you and wants you to stop, slow down, clam down, get real romantic with it but don't stop. Find more ways to keep her going keep the energy going and if she starts to push you away show her who is boss from time to time during it. Give her what she i missing out on. Trust me she'll be all over your nuts after you get her off.

05-04-2008, 04:03 PM	#102
downshift_sideways No Limit Soldier. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hayward CA, San Gabriel CA Age: 34 Posts: 5,550 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: downshift_sideways Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Well it was a series of events that went on...This just added on top. I hate girls that snoop around. __________________ allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

05-04-2008, 05:23 PM	#106
OfourTHREEfive Zilvia Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Age: 33 Posts: 174 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	New pick-up line i was going to try: Ay bay bay, I have made multiple girls orgasm, you want your shot?

05-04-2008, 05:30 PM	#107
shrimpscampi Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: california Posts: 108 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I guess 75% of women need more sensitive vajayjays....

05-05-2008, 06:16 PM	#112
1337 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2008 Location: sjca. Age: 33 Posts: 341 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	let a girl rear you with a strap on. she'll get off on that.

05-05-2008, 07:25 PM	#113
lflkajfj12123 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 　　　　　　　　 Posts: 8,480 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	DO NOT WANT exit only

05-05-2008, 09:22 PM	#115
1337 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2008 Location: sjca. Age: 33 Posts: 341 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	not that, i'm into that or anything...

05-06-2008, 12:15 AM	#116
azndummie Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: orange county Posts: 1,362 Trader Rating: (14) Feedback Score: 14 reviews	uhhhhhhhhh i learned this on loveline when i was 17 lol... __________________

05-06-2008, 02:37 AM	#117
1337 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2008 Location: sjca. Age: 33 Posts: 341 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	uhh, who watches talk sex with sue?

05-06-2008, 04:06 AM	#118
downshift_sideways No Limit Soldier. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hayward CA, San Gabriel CA Age: 34 Posts: 5,550 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: downshift_sideways Feedback Score: 0 reviews	We used to watch that hahahaha. __________________ allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

05-06-2008, 08:09 AM	#119
Viet-Tam Leaky Injector Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Corinth,MS Age: 43 Posts: 88 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Dont know where you got where women don't orgasm. The ones I have been with definitely do!

05-06-2008, 11:45 AM	#120
Mr. Jesse Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sandy Eggo Age: 33 Posts: 168 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Yo just get in there sidways, keep your RPM's up, maintain angle for as long as possible and never forget to wear a seatbelt, unless you want herpes. __________________ This sig was inspired by nothing, then is wasn't.

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