Antihero983

^aaaaaaaaaaaand you suck lol

i found a valiant just like busted's for $800, i might go look at it

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BustedS13

this shitbox is pretty much rust free, save some mild surface rust here and there, the obligatory quarter panel rust all a bodies have (which isn't even that bad on it), and a fat rust crater in the driver's side floor pan. really not bad for a car that's been parked in a field for the last decade. from service records it appears it spent most of its life in texas and arizona, though. also a lot of southern california road maps in the glovebox. i can already tell you i have NO intentions of fixing the rust properly. i'll grind off the surface stuff, sure. but the quarters i'm just going to grind back and then fiberglass. and the floorpan.. i'll vacuum out the chunks then pour on some rustolem. might put the car up on jacks and get under it with some rattle can. but that's it. no replacement panels, no patches, no welding. it's a $300 car, fuck it.

in other news, my rockauto.com order has shipped and will be at my door wednesday. and NAPA will have my starter relay wednesday as well.

total expenses thus far:

$300 - car
$28 - coil, condenser, points, cap, rotor, coil resistor, fuel filter (rock auto)
$30 - plug wires, ignition switch (vatozone)
$20 - starter relay
$~60+gas - tow

so hopefully she starts and i can start worrying about the body. i pulled the plugs earlier and dumped some Marvel Mystery Oil in each cylinder under instruction from an a body forum, and gapped the crappy old plugs properly.


All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}

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origin_s135

i want a c10 gt-r wassup.

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-robo

soreballz

^Don't we all?

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-Kyle

ESmorz

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BustedS13

my brain o.o

but yeah, a friend was openly mocking Val the other night during beer pong, so now my only mission in life is to get it running long enough to do a burnout in front of his parents' house, where he still lives at 25.

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BustedS13

i just tried to swap out the flat with the spare, so i could roll it out into the sun shiney day and wash it.
i snapped three wheel studs, frowned, and decided to work indoors. i need to put some oil in each of the cylinders and regap the old plugs.
the spark plug is some huge size for which i do not have a socket. so i went to my car to roll out to harbor freight.
oh yeah, i have a fucking flat. RADICAL

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soreballz

Sounds like you're off to a promising start.

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-Kyle

Antihero983

crap, now i dont know who has the better sig, busted or esmorz!

anywhoo, post more pics Busted!

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ESmorz

Driving through town yesterday I saw a Rover P6 that needed some tlc.

Stopped immediately and went to the shop and put and put an offer down on it.

Sooo sick.

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Bubbles

Sweet Rover Bro.

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For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.

ESmorz

Looks just like this, but it needs new tires and paint.

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soreballz

^That's not even cool. Its just ugly.

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-Kyle

ESmorz

Shut up.

Go fuck a fat girl.

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soreballz

^Not tonight!

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-Kyle

BustedS13

update: this was a bad purchase. months later and nothing has improved: snapped all five wheel studs trying to put the spare on, finally got everything replaced and mounted, shoved the car outside with a for sale sign. gonna wash it tomorrow and put it on ebay. too many projects, cars and otherwise, to be messing with this.

in other news, finally going SR, lawl

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