Bubbles

R.Pat > Swift > Lautner

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franklin93zx

I'm a vampire guy myself something about a freakishly pale man sucking on my neck turns me on

Tearlessj

If you never been fucked in the ass you are not low enough.





wait.

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Enna

If you never picked up a transvestite at the bar, your not low enough.

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Tantwoforty

if your engine still has oil pressure, your not low enough..

on a side note..
i will make you a exhaust that will not scrape the ground, above frame rails with a split down pipe and a flex, kit requires polyurethane tyranny mount...

on a side side note..
if your frame rails are not massacred, your not low enough
if you can have more then 2 people in your car without scraping all the time, your not low enough.

if your car looks like mine, your not low enough.
if you clicked this thread, your not low enough..
if your gun rack has a gun rack.. your not low enough.
if you haven't had sex with 3 female members of the same family, your not low enough.
if you haven't wanked it to girls gone wild infomercials late at nite, your not low enough.
if you haven't wanked off to the penis enlargement infomercials because you couldn't find a girls gone wild infomercial.. your not low enough..
if you watch hanna montanna and dont think about slamming her, your not low enough.
if you havnt stolen coke from a stripper after paying her for sex and then sold that coke for meth to her pimp, your not low enough
if you havnt been to a party with your girlfriend, gotten drunk and tryed to bang all her hot hot Latina friends, your not low enough.
if you are still reading this balln ass funny thread. you might be low enough..

mytwofourtee

if you havent fucked a pregnant minor your not low enough.
if your sitting in class with your laptop screen semi closed so the people sitting around you cant read and judge you your not low enough.

Jayycob

when you pull into a gas station and someones says "nice honda" your not low enough

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mytwofourtee

nice honda SUCKS! but i read horrible ones earlier.. the lift kit one had me crackin up in class.

240sxrb25

awsome, another low car thread. never seen that before

mytwofourtee

just let it last the 2 more days that it will be here and we can all get over it after a few laughs..

fckillerbee

wrong forum buddy.

shiftdrift

if you've never given a blumpkin for s13 money, you're not low enough.

Tantwoforty

if you dont skullfuck a funny thread like this guy, your not low enough.

Cheesy Doriftos

if you've never turned tricks to pay your college tuition, you're not low enough.

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BustedS13

if you've never foreclosed on an orphanage, you're not low enough

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Jayycob

Your not low enough because chuck norris said so

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1992 s13 Zenki Coupe - KA-T

franklin93zx

lmfao!!!!!!!!!

spooled240

i like where this thread is going

BustedS13

if you've never stolen puppies to make a coat, you're not low enough

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joeapple8

if you never been in an orgy you're not low enough...
if you're still high from smoking that bud, you're not low enough

spooled240

if you've never pushed a man in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs you're not low enough

Cheesy Doriftos

if you've never ate a bacon double cheeseburger in front of a starving child, you're not low enough.

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BustedS13

if you've never put a McChicken inside a McDouble and eaten it as one sandwich, you're not low enough

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Tantwoforty

if you have never taken lsd and tryed to have sex with a senile elderly lady, your not low enough

BustedS13

if you've never washed your dick with hand soap in your girlfriend's parents' bathroom sink, and then dried with the hand towel, you're not low enough.

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Zachsta

If you've never slayed the dragon, you aren't low enough.

sleep

Don't think you got that one jr.

sleep

Guess i'm low enough!

BustedS13

Team Dirty Dicks. ♥

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Tantwoforty

i dry off with the bath towel..
but pretty much hit the nail on the head..
dont you have the awkward walk to the bathroom?
i got stopped and had to have a conversation once..
anyway..
if you have never shaved your pubed with your moms boyfriends shaver, you are not low enough.