Ben G

ya thats what it was that you were suppose to type in ha.... racist google

S14_Kouki

lmfao ahahahahahah

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hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah.

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SexPanda

you can also view google in "Swedish Chef" lol

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I used to watch the muppets all the time. lol. Just read the stuff google writes in swedish chef

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haha found this


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LOL

ericcastro

wierd

googles a crock of shit anyways.
they manipulate the searches too.
they make ALOT of money of companies that pay to have thier name come up first.
and by alot, i mean like 10K for a few hours or something.
so imagine how many companies pay for themselves to be the first 10 people on the search.
my mom worked for a treatment center in malibu that used that service.

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Gnnr

Well, I've never heard about any search manipulation on Google's part (only criticism of page rank), where have you seen this?

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ericcastro

you can pay to have your bussiness come up first.
my mother told me about it.
when all the beds where full at the treatment center, they would have em turn it off.

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wangan_cruiser

^^^^yep thats what you call "advertisements"

sleep

The stealing cars thing is older than this forum.......

Sources or stfu on the paid off results bs....

Only on the internet can you say whatever you want without factual proof, and start a war.

ericcastro

naw, why dont you shut the fuck up asshole.
do you fucking know me??
why the fuck would you think i would come on here and just start making shit up??
Your an idiot!

Im tired of stating facts about things i know and people deciding that someone in this world cant know more than them and be intelligent as well.
Its rather pathetic and sad.



On a personal note.
I was discusted that google would have people pay them to come up first on the search.
and keep it hidden from the public.
gotta love corporation control over society.

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HalveBlue

I have no doubt that Google does that.

How do you people think Google makes money?

Advertising and data mining.

maplejesse

Yo dude, I know you think highly of yourself and all, and I also damn sure don't know you.

But with such vile language coming from a 33 year old on a forum I don't think I want to.
Chill with the language, seriously.

ericcastro

Some one tell me to shut the fuck up, imma tell him right back.
and thats what i did.
then told him he was an asshole for making assumptions that I am just bold face lying and making stuff up.

i would rather know someone that talks like a sailor, (cause they used to be one), than someone that decides to call people they dont know liars.

pretty simple.

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zenki.life

look at the very last one

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^^another person learns the perils of "stupid posting" on zilvia, too bad none will care.

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Gnnr

Oh I don't know...those little ads you see on here, the ones you see on the right side when you search, ads at the top in Gmail, subscription services it sells to businesses for its online apps (Gmail, Google Docs, etc), selling of its (physical) search servers, Google Phone, etc. etc. etc. I doubt that they have to resort to manipulating searches. Thats the reason they became big in the first place because of their accurate search results.

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ericcastro

no, google does.
it cost about 10K a month.
talked to my mom last night.
she forgot what the service was called.
but it was different than what the web optimizer companies do
and different then getting a keyword robot program to report false traffic.
It literally took whatever words you bought and made sure they came up first.
it cost so much that they would call and have them turn it off when the treatment center was full.
the treatment center had 8 beds and was 40K a week.
so this google service is for really high end and rich companies.
so its no surprise its not commonly known.
type in keywords in bing, google, and yahoo.
see how they have different things show up as #1.
its not just web traffic based search engines.
but if you believe them and everything else you hear from big corporations that benifit from the public manipulation.....................

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Gnnr

I think what you're talking about is the block at the top.

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Ben G

pay per click adds?

ericcastro

the sponsored adds?
naw, those are a bit different.
those go up to 3 and it takes a few weeks sometimes to get back to the top of that list if you stop paying for awhile.

anyone figure out what is up with googles searches lately??

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sleep

like i said. Sources or stfu

Your mother is definitely NOT a credible source.......

ericcastro

and there you still go Screaming Shut the fuck up.......................
ughhhh...............
people like you ruin life.

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Daniel.

I work at Google. How do you know they don't?

In the end, everything you guys say about this is still anecdotal.

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ericcastro

hey Daniel,
can you get my website to the top and "web optimize" it for me?
Plus what keywords hit the most for film industry stuff?
lol

and if you getting rid of one of your 3 monitors, i would love it!
Make ya a steam punked keyboard in trade


Yeah, dude just wants to scream and yell and hate hate hate hate hate hate.........

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Daniel.

Heya Eric, I'd love to help you out. Keep in mind that I'm only going to give you advice on building your website, making it look pretty, and optimize it for efficiency. I am in no way altering it in a manner which would affect it's page rank or influence Google's organic search results in any way. :roll eyes:

BTW, I'm only using two monitors at work now, the third one has been reappropriated as a display for my work approved and sanctioned home office.

Maybe you can steam punk some other cool office stuff for me like my tape dispenser or stapler.

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aziankingz

how about "how to eat..." and look at the 2nd and 4th suggestion lol

heavenboundkevin

no source, but that "white people stole my car"

I am betting someone spelled "balck, or blck, or blak" people stole my car, then google came up with "did you mean Black people stole my car", then changed the search bar to "white"..

then some racist asshat took a screenshot and is now LOL'ing at how that picture got spread around forums.

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Daniel.

Ding ding ding. You sir have earned a cookie.

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ericcastro

When I get ready, i will let you know.
gotta teach myself how to build one in CS3, lol

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