Gnnr

The first “That tiger went tiger” story of the decade

Even though there's like 10 of these stories a year, people don't learn.

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amdnivram

seriously people are stupid and they try to domesticate animals that just can't be.

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ThatGuy

I thought this was going to be about an animal in a zoo somewhere that plays golf and kept fucking white girls when his wife wasn't looking.

Silly me.

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S14_Kouki

Yeah this stuff happens alot. But if anything I would own a cougar

"not one of these


I am talking about one of these



experts and animal trainers say that the cougar is the chillest and easyest cat of the big cat kingdom to own.

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allntrlundrgrnd

have you ever watched animal planet? ^ i wouldnt guess not

i thought this was about a promiscuous golfer at first

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simmode1

"Found dead IN THE TIGER'S FUCKING PEN"

Darwinism at it's best.

DJDANGER24

those arent cougars!
THESE are cougars

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ericcastro

I read a couple years back that large cats can be bought as cubs for only $500 sometimes.
Jeez, no wonder its crazy.

i got to see some large cats and other crazy animals up close while working on a movie.
Lions are scary at 25' away in a cage.
My fucking heart started racing and i actually felt like some sort of animal with its survival instincts kicking in.
wolves are fucking awesome!
watching two female trainers get drug around by a joey is hilarious.
Seeing a Giraffe kick over the camera on accident as it walked by was pure comedy!

Gentle Jungle

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Antihero983

Zilvia's first epic post of 2010!


No seriously I was almost on the floor laughing!


People need to keep bringing home dangerous animals to own, it weeds out the idiots quicker.

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theicecreamdan

the big car that scares me the most is the black jaguar at the san diego zoo. I took a picture at night time zoo once, and all you can see is cat eyes staring at you. Plus male jaguars are super built.

Male lions look chubby, female lions look skinny. All cheetahs look really skinny. The smaller big cats look really playful. Tigers are too sleepy and look pretty chubby too.

So I'm pretty sure a Jaguar would fuck me up faster than the others.

And I forget what they are called, but there are those domesticated cats that are super big and have spots like leopards. They cost like $20,000 but I would still want one.

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Bubbles

Possibly.


ha ha





ha ha ha ha




haaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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thestreetzking

im saying it would be kick ass to own one, but you cant fucking walk in the cage with it. Throw it some steak from a distance or something haha

ryguy

lol your typo makes sense, sort of

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BustedS13

this thread is derailed already, so
i want a Savannah. they weigh around 25 pounds and like to play in water/play fetch/etc
going to have to wait until my next house, though. too many pets in this one.



look at this monster.



or a full-on serval.

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