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Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 02:27 PM

once upon a time, there was an actor, and he was very good looking and popular. he made many movies over the years and they were all major hits. women screamed whenever they saw him and men wished they could be like him.

then as time went by he got older and less attractive, and his movies weren't as good anymore, so he retired.

20 years later, a studio, remembering this great actor, asked him to come out of retirement to act in one last movie. he agreed and the movie was produced. It wasn't as bad as his last movies, but still not as good as his early movies.

then the government had the actor executed immediately.

S13 Charlie · 03-31-2006, 02:30 PM

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Quote:

Originally Posted by i'm driftaholic

once upon a time, there was an actor, and he was very good looking and popular. he made many movies over the years and they were all major hits. women screamed whenever they saw him and men wished they could be like him.

then as time went by he got older and less attractive, and his movies weren't as good anymore, so he retired.

20 years later, a studio, remembering this great actor, asked him to come out of retirement to act in one last movie. he agreed and the movie was produced. It wasn't as bad as his last movies, but still not as good as his early movies.

then the government had the actor executed immediately.

koukidough · 03-31-2006, 02:32 PM

whatcha talkin about?

TheSquidd · 03-31-2006, 02:36 PM

Bela Lugosi?

TougeRacing · 03-31-2006, 02:38 PM

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....hahha

ALTRNTV · 03-31-2006, 02:38 PM

Shock WTFareyoutalkingabout-ing.

FRpilot · 03-31-2006, 02:40 PM

is this a riddle?

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 02:41 PM

ohhh kenny is on the right track. it's not a riddle exactly, but it's not what it seems.

Var · 03-31-2006, 02:50 PM

Mr T? lol__

monkey7 · 03-31-2006, 02:54 PM

not our governor Arnold? T1 came out in 90s, but he only made a few good movies

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 02:58 PM

T1 came out in 1984...

anyways, don't take the story so literally, think more analogously

blu808 · 03-31-2006, 03:39 PM

Is there any poo involved?

Anto · 03-31-2006, 03:54 PM

can I have a hit of the crack you are smoking

it must be some good stuff

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 04:01 PM

only the best

jessfx · 03-31-2006, 04:08 PM

O_o um. ok. hah.
...innnnteresting.

TheSquidd · 03-31-2006, 04:30 PM

OHHHHHHH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chuck Norris.

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 04:34 PM

wrong

try again!

SochBAT · 03-31-2006, 04:37 PM

Casper Van Dien.

If its not him. He should die anyways.

Or FF lead actor, paul walker.

ALTRNTV · 03-31-2006, 04:38 PM

It can't be Chuck Norris.

Quote:

Originally Posted by i'm driftaholic

then the government had the actor executed immediately.

Chuck Norris cannot be killed.

Daniel. · 03-31-2006, 04:38 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb here... but i bet it's a car.

i8yourfwd · 03-31-2006, 04:40 PM

Wow, after finally figuring out it (talking to andrew on AIM) It's a very true statement, and has been happening alot in front of your very own eyes

It's all symbolism, think outside literal terms when figuring out the meaning.

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spiderman

I'm gonna go out on a wing here... but i bet it's a car.

still wrong, but heading the right direction

SochBAT · 03-31-2006, 04:45 PM

Sorry to be the bearer of badnews, but sorry ThatGuy, you're fired.

**ThatGuy** · 03-31-2006, 04:52 PM

Fired? I think not. I'll never leave Zilvia. Muahahahahahahahahahahahah!

On another note. Andrew, just explain WTF you're talking about.

TheSquidd · 03-31-2006, 04:54 PM

Is it car modification? lol I duno.

It could be Chuck Norris, if you think of executed as activated!

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Originally Posted by the dictionary

ex·e·cute Audio pronunciation of "executed" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ks-kyt)
tr.v. ex·e·cut·ed, ex·e·cut·ing, ex·e·cutes

1. To put into effect; carry out: a government that executes the decisions of the ruling party.
2. To perform; do: execute a U-turn. See Synonyms at perform.
3. To create (a work of art, for example) in accordance with a prescribed design.
4. To make valid, as by signing: execute a deed.
5. To perform or carry out what is required by: execute the terms of a will.
6. To put to death, especially by carrying out a lawful sentence.
7. Computer Science. To run (a program or an instruction).

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 05:19 PM

no, it's not chuck norris. the actor is not even a person, real or imaginary.

OdessaS13 · 03-31-2006, 05:25 PM

is it a 240sx?

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 05:33 PM

the actor is not a physical object, but it is an object nonetheless

CaoBoY · 03-31-2006, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i'm driftaholic

once upon a time, there was an actor, and he was very good looking and popular. he made many movies over the years and they were all major hits. women screamed whenever they saw him and men wished they could be like him.

then as time went by he got older and less attractive, and his movies weren't as good anymore, so he retired.

20 years later, a studio, remembering this great actor, asked him to come out of retirement to act in one last movie. he agreed and the movie was produced. It wasn't as bad as his last movies, but still not as good as his early movies.

then the government had the actor executed immediately.

actor = army
movies=war
older...time goes by...vietnam. horrible right?
20 years later...1976....9/11....about 20 years later, army comes back into another war. not doing great, but not bad. am i on the right track? haha.

Andrew Bohan · 03-31-2006, 05:39 PM

your subject matter is way off, but it's the right kind of thinking.

03-31-2006, 02:27 PM	#1
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	the actor once upon a time, there was an actor, and he was very good looking and popular. he made many movies over the years and they were all major hits. women screamed whenever they saw him and men wished they could be like him. then as time went by he got older and less attractive, and his movies weren't as good anymore, so he retired. 20 years later, a studio, remembering this great actor, asked him to come out of retirement to act in one last movie. he agreed and the movie was produced. It wasn't as bad as his last movies, but still not as good as his early movies. then the government had the actor executed immediately.

03-31-2006, 02:32 PM	#3
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03-31-2006, 02:41 PM	#8
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	ohhh kenny is on the right track. it's not a riddle exactly, but it's not what it seems.

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monkey7 Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: bay area Posts: 286 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	not our governor Arnold? T1 came out in 90s, but he only made a few good movies

03-31-2006, 02:58 PM	#11
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	T1 came out in 1984... anyways, don't take the story so literally, think more analogously

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Anto Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: California Posts: 862 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	can I have a hit of the crack you are smoking it must be some good stuff

03-31-2006, 04:01 PM	#14
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	only the best

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Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	wrong try again!

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SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	Sorry to be the bearer of badnews, but sorry ThatGuy, you're fired.

03-31-2006, 04:52 PM	#24
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 41 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Fired? I think not. I'll never leave Zilvia. Muahahahahahahahahahahahah! On another note. Andrew, just explain WTF you're talking about. __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

03-31-2006, 05:19 PM	#26
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	no, it's not chuck norris. the actor is not even a person, real or imaginary.

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03-31-2006, 05:33 PM	#28
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	the actor is not a physical object, but it is an object nonetheless

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Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	your subject matter is way off, but it's the right kind of thinking.

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