mRclARK1

I'm slowly remembering a bunch more...

Guy: "Is that RHD a factory option for North America?"
Me: "No"
Guy: "So you converted it?"
Me: "No, I don't see the point in hacking up a good chassis for absolutely no benefit, it came this way. It's factory drivers side for JDM vehicles, among a few other places as well."
Guy: "Oh ok, so you prefer RHD?"
Me: "No, I would prefer left actually, but this car was well priced, exactly what I wanted, aside from RHD, and was just to good a deal to pass up."
Guy: "Cool... Is it true RHD is better for performance though?"
Me: "No, that makes no difference."
Guy: "Alright... Guess I'm kinda new to all this. I just got my first 240, you ever have one?"
Me: (I'm driving my Z32 at the time)"Yes, sold it and now I miss it. How much did you pay for yours? What year and mileage? Stock? Swapped? etc."
Guy: "It's stock, a 1990 with around 130k on it, paid just over 6k for it."

Convo continued for a few minutes. Nice guy, just kinda slow it seemed. haha

I didn't have the heart to tell the guy he had just thrown away a large sum of money.

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Brian

Did you cut your springs?

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zaquanh

had this discusion a while back

lawrence: dude i found out my car is turbo
me: no its not lol
him: my civic is fast i can hear it spool and everything at a certain rpm
me: i think thats vtec sorry
him: hmm idk i cant find the turbo mabye they put it in the block
me: wtf turbos arent put in blocks what do you mean
lawrence: huh mabye mine was turbo and they took it off and they even left the BOV look
me: dude ur dumb thats a fuckin egr valve

, other stuff

had the maxima parked at my school
some guy was taking pics of it
me: what are you doing why are you taking pictures of my car
him: i like it what is it
me : 89 maxima what did you think it was
him: this isnt a maxima
me: what
him: wow it looks like a gtr r34 , i used to have one, it looked like urs
me: WHAT ur dumb look at the trunk it says MAXIMA
me: go away

ATLspeed

- some guy swapped a LSx twin turboed motor in a station wagon volvo aka Volvette lol its sick, its on streetfire.net


"Dude you should get the RB26 swapped into your car, those V6s are nasty and a direct swap...just drop it in and start it up. If i had a 240sx thats what i would do. Plus seeing that the motor is only $2500"

"Why do you have 2 intakes" (intercooler piping lol)

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JVD

He was probably making fun of you.

You should have responded ebay.

mRclARK1

"Why is your radiator mounted behind your bumper with two big pipes coming off it?"

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JRas

College - just got out of my car walking to class, guy walks up
Him: Nice 240
Me: Thanks
Him: Do you drift?
Me: No
Him: Why do you own a 240sx than?
Me: *Laugh and get to class*

I drop of my wheels and tires at a local tire shop to get them mounted and balanced

guy goes, lemme guess these are for a Honda :P

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ESmorz

The funniest newb statement I have ever heard.

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napaKAliboog

HAHAAH i wouldn't trust that tire place...

stiizy

Where did you get that big air system from (FMIC)

Did you make that outta an old Air conditioner... dumb fuck..

mavrick243

At my house. My cousins friend comes over to help build a green house in our backyard.

Friend: Nice 240 dude
Me: Thanks
Friend: Ya i used to have a eclipse but it got impounded by the cops cause i was drifting it in a parking lot so i sold it.
Me: Oh that sucks
Friend: Ya then my buddy got an Evo 8 MR.
Me: Those are sweet cars.
Friend: Ya i taught him how to drift it to and now he does touge up the 33 at like 140mph.
Me: thats crazy dude
Friend: Ya he races vettes and things all the time but if you ever want to learn how to drift just let me know and i'll teach you.
Me: Alright dude thanks.

It was so hard not to laugh through the entire conversation.

ByeByeSti

hahah love people like that, when ever id come into school with my 240 id get all these retarded questions asked i couldnt deal with it. since i was one of the only kids who knew something about cars id always have people asking me random stuff.

so one of my buddy saw an add on CL and it was for a 94 supra tt auto, well my buddy insisted on buying it. hes like hey: your almost done with your sr swap right?
Me: ya just about
Him: was it hard?
Me: eh not to bad
Him: well was it hard to go from auto to standard
Me: ehh depends what it is in, and is more then likely a waste.(kid always finds the most riced out shit ive ever seen and wants it cuz its got screens or all sorts of ugly shit all over it)
Him: wel this supra im looking at is auto and turbo, i was wondering if i swapped the tranny out would it still be turbo'd????
me: *bursted out laughing and had to explain just cuz i felt bad for how retarded he was

driven_

*watching the ken block gymkhana video*
Cousin's cousin - "damn thats nice, but my buddies ek can take that
me -"nah dude this thing is a beast"
him - "thats not all that good"
me -"haha i guess"
him - *youtubes up another video of a civic hatch doing highway pulls*
(the civic is all riced out and shit. wtf)
him - "dammmm, now THATS fast!"
me. -
so i left the pc cause i was too embarassed for this guy.

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Chrischeezer

i think its so funny how almost every one on this forum has the same response to stupid ppl, their always "yes ing" them and telling them anything.. its great!

(example) stupid person: I hate 240's and all Nissans my mustang is a better car to drive around in reverse
zilvia member: ...... yeah i know... mustangs are fucking sick in reverse.


.. What the f*k am i talking about

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ESmorz

I like this guy.

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vespaman

how many HP can i expect for adding aftermarket air filter?

damnn, i wanna get the hks, greddy, nismo, aem etc,. sticker on my car dude. that so JDM.

Dr. Acula

( my carwhen I had a barely drivable stock s13 with a rod knock in a sohc ka)
Neighbor: yooo do a burnout!
Me: my car barely drives. And has an open diff. It's not capable. Trust me.
Neighbor: I bet I can do it! Gimme the keys. I'm the shot at drivin.
Me : I bet u have a better chance getting the driver on your shortbus to do a burnout.

Then I grab the mail n go in.

I also had someone come up to me at a Nissan meet and say " damnnn! That is low! Looks like you have the new hydraulics kit that came up for the 240sx!"
Me: "yea. It took me forever to save up for it. " (they were my coilovers he was talking about.)

Sil-Abc

chewy thread.

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JRas

it's funnier if you go a long with it, if you can keep a straight face.

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MikeisNissan

the guy who bumped his own thread in the off topic regarding the spanish ricer who filed his head with some tribal designs or some shit?

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palmdale_mob

"Oh that noise is just the muffler bearing"

deadghost

This was a while back, when I had nothing better to do at some kids house. I guess this kids friend bought a eclipse with a salvaged title at a police auction.

kid~ CHECK OUT MY ECLIPSE, ITS F!$# SWEET

me~ its nice

kid~ yhea some guy was unable to sell it for $1200 and left the car auction, I followed him and demanded that I buy it on the spot, for $2000, but the guy wanted $3000 and I took it.

me~ why didnt you inspect it, you could have taken it for less then $1200, there was probably a reason why it did not sell.

kid~ who cares, it came with these sweet ass special edition rims!

me~ those are hyundai tiburon, the "T" logo is right there

kid~ no its not, you dont know what your talking about, my car has a sweet turbo, it makes a cool sound

me~ thats no turbo, you need a new belt quick, the head gasket does not look so good, and those are tiburon rims, maybe you should have checked out this car a little bit better.

kid~ dont tell me whats up with my ride, and I got these cool under glow leds to install on the bottom

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s13.5guy

ha ha . These are great!

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xtheenderx

"So I'm lookin to buy an RSX-S and maybe put some red neon underglow."

Sure enough, a week later he gets a base model RSX automatic with red underglow....

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jspeedm

best one i've ever heard.

"dude, i'll give you $2500 for your car...........cash."

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Dee

llol

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LoneStarSilvia

Lol I recently got one like that.

"Hey man, you're wanting to sell your car right? Well if you can hold on to it for another 4 months, my buddy here will give you $5500 for it...cash"

I then told him I still owe like $6500 on loans on it haha.

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zorak

something dumb i said..." is that the throttle body?" *points at MAF*

max2damax

whats a newb?

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