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ESmorz · 10-24-2009, 03:01 AM

Bitches.

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*revat619* · 10-24-2009, 03:19 AM

that is some seriously peasant shit right there.

I LUV MY S13 · 10-24-2009, 03:29 AM

bum status haha

**Phlip** · 10-24-2009, 03:34 AM

BumWine.com

deolio · 10-24-2009, 03:37 AM

goooooooooooon

ronmcdon · 10-24-2009, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHLIP

BumWine.com

Must try Cisco!

Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.

ESmorz · 10-24-2009, 07:27 AM

It's for the party on the go.

The journeyi over.

I'mgoing to bed my dick hurts.

Dirty Habit · 10-24-2009, 09:23 AM

Someone watches always sunny...

Homer_Simpson · 10-24-2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronmcdon

Must try Cisco!

Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.

I had Cisco when I was younger, got wasted so fast.

Otto347 · 10-24-2009, 10:55 AM

so you watched sunny lol

fishyboi · 10-24-2009, 10:57 AM

ha ha ha ha

palmdale_mob · 10-24-2009, 10:59 AM

So classy .

lewisfk · 10-24-2009, 11:07 AM

In Texas they stop selling alcohol after 9pm so if u didn't have the hook up u were screwed! My cousin put me on to Thunderbird when we were young teens! It taste like some cheap wine but with a hell of a kick! My fav is to mix it with kool aid or jolly ranchers! U can get fucked up for less than 5 DOLLARS! Now thats the recession drink of the year!

sb253 · 10-24-2009, 11:20 AM

im more of a Night Train type of guy

Pank · 10-24-2009, 11:21 AM

One of esmorz's hobbies is "Magnets"

yokotavia · 10-24-2009, 11:26 AM

your a few episodes behind on its always sunny.

ESmorz · 10-24-2009, 11:33 AM

Perfectly up to date. Just hadn't had a chance to try it out.

Besides the puke everywhere it's all good.

Quote:

One of esmorz's hobbies is "Magnets"

Nah, I'm more into ghouls.

For the record wine and especially cheap wine in volume is disgusting.

all show no go · 10-24-2009, 11:34 AM

Don't forget Thunderbird.

Taniguchi_Is_#1 · 10-24-2009, 11:40 AM

hey ESmorz, why don't we ever play nightcrawlers anymore?

ryguy · 10-24-2009, 12:15 PM

I think we need to have an intervention.

ESmorz · 10-24-2009, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taniguchi_Is_#1

hey ESmorz, why don't we ever play nightcrawlers anymore?

We can play nightcrawlers again, no problem.

spoolandslide · 10-24-2009, 01:17 PM

Last night the wine flowed like... wine, down into my stomach.

The night was going well until the garbage pail cousin made an arrival, Theres just not enough salt in the world for her.

tricky_ab · 10-24-2009, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHLIP

BumWine.com

It's the first thing I thought of when I first seen this thread....

*!Zar!* · 10-24-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronmcdon

Must try Cisco!

Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.

Cisco is nasy as hell. Not like a nasty liquor way. But it tastes like alcoholic syrup. Beh. Cheap though. My friends sister loves this stuff. She can't seem to get enough of it.

Bubbles · 10-24-2009, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

For the record wine and especially cheap wine in volume is disgusting.

You didn't just find this out did you?

Ah, so young.

ESmorz · 10-24-2009, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbles

You didn't just find this out did you?

Ah, so young.

I hate wine, I always steer clear of it at all costs. We ran out of beer and were short on money so we made an executive decision.

The half and half spritzer deals weren't bad though.

Off to the store to buy fish sticks and another box.

cleantune · 10-24-2009, 08:50 PM

Not a big fan of wine either, but the honeys love it, so its pretty much necessary lolz

SR240DET · 10-24-2009, 09:28 PM

That episode reminds me of, Maddog 20/20, the only alcoholic beverage that makes you puke and have the shits at the same time.

Tokona-x · 10-25-2009, 01:32 AM

Thats some ghetto ass shi$t

but the funny part is i actually want to try it

how do you mix it??

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewisfk

In Texas they stop selling alcohol after 9pm so if u didn't have the hook up u were screwed! My cousin put me on to Thunderbird when we were young teens! It taste like some cheap wine but with a hell of a kick! My fav is to mix it with kool aid or jolly ranchers! U can get fucked up for less than 5 DOLLARS! Now thats the recession drink of the year!

ESmorz · 10-25-2009, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoolandslide

Last night the wine flowed like... wine, down into my stomach.

10-24-2009, 03:19 AM	#2
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10-24-2009, 03:01 AM	#1
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Drink Wine Out of Soda Cans Bitches. + __________________

10-24-2009, 10:57 AM	#11
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10-24-2009, 10:59 AM	#12
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10-24-2009, 11:07 AM	#13
lewisfk Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2009 Location: North Austin, Texas Age: 40 Posts: 1,162 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	In Texas they stop selling alcohol after 9pm so if u didn't have the hook up u were screwed! My cousin put me on to Thunderbird when we were young teens! It taste like some cheap wine but with a hell of a kick! My fav is to mix it with kool aid or jolly ranchers! U can get fucked up for less than 5 DOLLARS! Now thats the recession drink of the year!

10-24-2009, 11:20 AM	#14
sb253 Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: WA Posts: 286 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	im more of a Night Train type of guy

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10-24-2009, 11:40 AM	#19
Taniguchi_Is_#1 Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: West Arkansas Prefecture Posts: 3,141 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	hey ESmorz, why don't we ever play nightcrawlers anymore?

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10-24-2009, 01:17 PM	#22
spoolandslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: lost in a bump splice in the fabric of our clockwork Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	Last night the wine flowed like... wine, down into my stomach. The night was going well until the garbage pail cousin made an arrival, Theres just not enough salt in the world for her.

10-24-2009, 08:50 PM	#27
cleantune BANNED Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: downingtown Age: 33 Posts: 268 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Not a big fan of wine either, but the honeys love it, so its pretty much necessary lolz

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SR240DET Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: orida Posts: 1,488 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That episode reminds me of, Maddog 20/20, the only alcoholic beverage that makes you puke and have the shits at the same time.

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