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po1z5che__ · 06-27-2004, 09:27 PM

lets hear some good sayings, i've been looking for some forever, just cant find any.

Bliss · 06-27-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by po1z5che__

lets hear some good sayings, i've been looking for some forever, just cant find any.

"ask any ricer, any REAL ricer....it doesn't matter if you lose by an inch or a mile...its how you stand by your car.."

Badass240SX · 06-27-2004, 11:52 PM

"it's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you eat your burger"

TheSnail · 06-28-2004, 12:03 AM

"One of my Lugnuts has as much torque as your Honda"

po1z5che__ · 06-28-2004, 12:26 AM

couple of oldies:
"So let me get this straight, your Honda has 1.6 litres, whereas my bottle of Mountain Dew has 2?
"My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes"
"Racing a Honda is like winning in the Special Olympics, even if you win, your still retarded "

i have nothing against hondas, some are fast as hell.

TheSnail · 06-28-2004, 12:31 AM

A true ricer never loses, they hold a super-natural topend.

420sx · 06-29-2004, 12:25 AM

hondas are like tampon every pussy got one.

i love your car..... too bad the exhaust is too small for me.

WilloW · 06-29-2004, 12:29 AM

"If it got wheels or tits, it will fuck you over", I heard this a while back.

old_s13 · 06-29-2004, 09:40 AM

when people ask me if my car has an SR20, i respond "yeah i got insurance"

when people ask me if my car is hella modified, i respond "nah man, its all stock"

- mike

aznpoopy · 06-29-2004, 10:32 AM

first one i can remember hearing:

"Straightaways are for fast cars. Corners are for fast drivers."

Var · 06-29-2004, 11:05 AM

I remember reading this somewhere on Zilvia

"Friends dont let friends apex early"

BiluMaster K's · 06-29-2004, 01:23 PM

Ass, Gas, or Grass.....nobody rides fo' free!

aznpoopy · 06-29-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiluMaster K's

Ass, Gas, or Grass.....nobody rides fo' free!

lol! thought of a few more:

"friends don't let friends drive KA" -someone's sig
"in a spin, both feet in"

FastBack 240 · 06-29-2004, 02:26 PM

"That turbo lag was just a easy way to give you a head start."

OptionZero · 06-29-2004, 02:53 PM

I see something beautiful in your eyes...

...

...MY REFLECTION

Life only makes sense if you force it to.

Kain_Pabyeda · 06-29-2004, 03:42 PM

If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect....why practice?

Kain_Pabyeda · 06-29-2004, 03:48 PM

The more you run over a dead cat...the flatter it gets.

When the shit hits the fan, and the guy in charge smiles....it's because he already has someone to blame.

Bbandit · 06-29-2004, 04:58 PM

I read this in someone's sig

"the only patience I have is for late braking"

I've also read this somewhere.. I forgot

"Some people likes torque, others like high revving motor. Some people likes cheap parts and easy access, others like to be JDM just because"

BiluMaster K's · 07-01-2004, 01:03 PM

off of a bumper sticker....Next to a Picture of an American flag

"Dont buy Hummers, Give them" funnier:the car is driven by a 60 year old man!

MakotoS13 · 07-01-2004, 06:44 PM

i saw this on a marine sniper bumper sticker:

"you could run but you'd only die tired"

"slide" -my power animal

"self improvement is masturbation... now self destruction..." -T.D.

"we just had a near life experience" -T.D.

"losing all hope is freedom" -T.D.

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. " -T.D.

"I just don't want to die without any scars." -T.D.

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." -T.D.

"I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables." -T.D.

"We're the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives." -T.D.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." -T.D.

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide." -T.D.

Ghettokracker71 · 07-01-2004, 07:12 PM

From a couple different sigs:

"Its not turbo lag...its foreplay

"

"God made turbo lag to give the crappy V8s a chance."

"Turbos make torque,and torque makes fun." -Corky Bell.

If Nissan Motorsports=Nismo,than Honda Motorsports must be...Homo?

EDIT:Somebody needs to post the 'Excuses for Ricers' gauge pic on here

Kain_Pabyeda · 07-01-2004, 09:31 PM

Sniper Bar&Grill: One shot's all you need.

Don't fear the night....fear what hunts in the night.

If Pro is the opposite of Con, what's the opposite of Progress?

citizen · 07-01-2004, 10:07 PM

"My hachi roku will hachi smoke you!"
"fast cars suck"

WilloW · 07-02-2004, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghettokracker71

Somebody needs to post the 'Excuses for Ricers' gauge pic on here

Wish granted, hahah.

Johny5 · 07-02-2004, 08:15 AM

this world is a giant cookie jar and we're all crumbs...

i just happen to be a chocolate chip

haha, i saw this shit in a commercial and laughed my ass off...

are we in memphis?
because your the only ten-i-see!

rewplayff · 07-06-2004, 03:43 AM

here's a saying i hear a lot. usually stated somewhere along the lines of ,"uh... do you drift?" but this quote rocks, "don't you have to be stupid somehwhere else?" with the response "not until 4" haha spongebob, damn i'm tired. or how bout this "hoy,son a shit, watch where your driving is" by the way, isn't it funny when your in a car and you look over to another car and the driver quickly turns his head only to look you directly in the eye leaving you in a freakish amazement on how the world works or who am i...wait... what?!?

kcolyer27 · 07-06-2004, 08:43 AM

"Almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car."
crowd - "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

At least they did a horrible job with cars in that movie.

JtWo · 07-06-2004, 09:10 PM

Only babies suck bottles, real men get blown(turbo....supercharger.....you know)-some guy on supraforums

You can run out of nitrous but I cant run out of turbo- Kevin

Turbo Lag is just a courtious headstart-Supraforums

"What? He has a t4? How many does he have? like 4 or 5?"
"No only one"
"Well sucks for him cause thats how many he needs if he wants to race me"
-Me and Vince bullshittin at a meet

"I can't teach you how to drift. You gotta find it deep within yourself"-Bunta
^^ Something like that......It's from 1st stage.

ZenkiS14 · 07-08-2004, 01:18 AM

"Pretty please, with sugar on top; clean the fucking car."

Bbandit · 07-08-2004, 10:16 AM

"There's no replacement for displacement"
"Turbo is the replacement for displacement, until the car with the higher displacement goes turbo, then you're back at square 1" quoted from 240_keyy

06-27-2004, 09:27 PM	#1
po1z5che__ Zilvia Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 232 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Good/Funny driving sayings/phrases lets hear some good sayings, i've been looking for some forever, just cant find any.

06-27-2004, 11:52 PM	#3
Badass240SX Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lynnwood,WA Age: 34 Posts: 8 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"it's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you eat your burger" __________________ '89 Nissan 240SX Fastback SE My Home Page

06-29-2004, 12:25 AM	#7
420sx Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: 420sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hondas are like tampon every pussy got one. i love your car..... too bad the exhaust is too small for me. __________________ hydropgrahics! ls1......

06-29-2004, 12:29 AM	#8
WilloW Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: * ** Posts: 1,529 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"If it got wheels or tits, it will fuck you over", I heard this a while back. __________________

06-29-2004, 11:05 AM	#11
Var Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norcal Age: 39 Posts: 5,032 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Var Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I remember reading this somewhere on Zilvia "Friends dont let friends apex early" __________________ Hi

06-28-2004, 12:03 AM	#4
TheSnail Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Marietta Georgia Age: 39 Posts: 2,434 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"One of my Lugnuts has as much torque as your Honda"

06-28-2004, 12:26 AM	#5
po1z5che__ Zilvia Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 232 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	couple of oldies: "So let me get this straight, your Honda has 1.6 litres, whereas my bottle of Mountain Dew has 2? "My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes" "Racing a Honda is like winning in the Special Olympics, even if you win, your still retarded " i have nothing against hondas, some are fast as hell.

06-28-2004, 12:31 AM	#6
TheSnail Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Marietta Georgia Age: 39 Posts: 2,434 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A true ricer never loses, they hold a super-natural topend.

06-29-2004, 09:40 AM	#9
old_s13 BANNED Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Los Angeles, CA. Posts: 2,824 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	when people ask me if my car has an SR20, i respond "yeah i got insurance" when people ask me if my car is hella modified, i respond "nah man, its all stock" - mike

06-29-2004, 10:32 AM	#10
aznpoopy Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New Jersey Age: 40 Posts: 5,013 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	first one i can remember hearing: "Straightaways are for fast cars. Corners are for fast drivers."

06-29-2004, 01:23 PM	#12
BiluMaster K's Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: On tha Lee-Low Age: 40 Posts: 161 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ass, Gas, or Grass.....nobody rides fo' free!

06-29-2004, 02:26 PM	#14
FastBack 240 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Motor City......MI Age: 36 Posts: 859 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"That turbo lag was just a easy way to give you a head start." __________________

06-29-2004, 02:53 PM	#15
OptionZero Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Norcal Age: 37 Posts: 6,262 Trader Rating: (2) Rides Gallery: OptionZero Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I see something beautiful in your eyes... ... ...MY REFLECTION Life only makes sense if you force it to.

06-29-2004, 03:42 PM	#16
Kain_Pabyeda Leaky Injector Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: La Vergne Age: 39 Posts: 50 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect....why practice? __________________ Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

06-29-2004, 03:48 PM	#17
Kain_Pabyeda Leaky Injector Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: La Vergne Age: 39 Posts: 50 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	The more you run over a dead cat...the flatter it gets. When the shit hits the fan, and the guy in charge smiles....it's because he already has someone to blame. __________________ Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

06-29-2004, 04:58 PM	#18
Bbandit Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas and now Jakarta Age: 39 Posts: 2,674 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Bbandit Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I read this in someone's sig "the only patience I have is for late braking" I've also read this somewhere.. I forgot "Some people likes torque, others like high revving motor. Some people likes cheap parts and easy access, others like to be JDM just because" __________________ ==>>TGL GARAGE<<==.. RIP! S13 coupe KA-T @ 0.5 Bar = SOLD! A31 Cefiro + SR = Current

07-01-2004, 01:03 PM	#19
BiluMaster K's Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: On tha Lee-Low Age: 40 Posts: 161 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	off of a bumper sticker....Next to a Picture of an American flag "Dont buy Hummers, Give them" funnier:the car is driven by a 60 year old man!

07-01-2004, 06:44 PM	#20
MakotoS13 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 4,205 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	my favorites i saw this on a marine sniper bumper sticker: "you could run but you'd only die tired" "slide" -my power animal "self improvement is masturbation... now self destruction..." -T.D. "we just had a near life experience" -T.D. "losing all hope is freedom" -T.D. "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. " -T.D. "I just don't want to die without any scars." -T.D. "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." -T.D. "I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables." -T.D. "We're the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives." -T.D. "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." -T.D. "No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide." -T.D.

07-01-2004, 07:12 PM	#21
Ghettokracker71 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Don't look now... Age: 34 Posts: 3,327 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	From a couple different sigs: "Its not turbo lag...its foreplay" "God made turbo lag to give the crappy V8s a chance." "Turbos make torque,and torque makes fun." -Corky Bell. If Nissan Motorsports=Nismo,than Honda Motorsports must be...Homo? EDIT:Somebody needs to post the 'Excuses for Ricers' gauge pic on here

07-01-2004, 09:31 PM	#22
Kain_Pabyeda Leaky Injector Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: La Vergne Age: 39 Posts: 50 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Sniper Bar&Grill: One shot's all you need. Don't fear the night....fear what hunts in the night. If Pro is the opposite of Con, what's the opposite of Progress? __________________ Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

07-01-2004, 10:07 PM	#23
citizen Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bay Area Posts: 1,240 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: citizen Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"My hachi roku will hachi smoke you!" "fast cars suck"

07-02-2004, 08:15 AM	#25
Johny5 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx Age: 36 Posts: 3,221 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	this world is a giant cookie jar and we're all crumbs... i just happen to be a chocolate chip haha, i saw this shit in a commercial and laughed my ass off... are we in memphis? because your the only ten-i-see! __________________ www.stewartleask.com

07-06-2004, 03:43 AM	#26
rewplayff Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose Age: 37 Posts: 317 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	here's a saying i hear a lot. usually stated somewhere along the lines of ,"uh... do you drift?" but this quote rocks, "don't you have to be stupid somehwhere else?" with the response "not until 4" haha spongebob, damn i'm tired. or how bout this "hoy,son a shit, watch where your driving is" by the way, isn't it funny when your in a car and you look over to another car and the driver quickly turns his head only to look you directly in the eye leaving you in a freakish amazement on how the world works or who am i...wait... what?!?

07-06-2004, 08:43 AM	#27
kcolyer27 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: cleveland Posts: 586 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car." crowd - "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" At least they did a horrible job with cars in that movie.

07-06-2004, 09:10 PM	#28
JtWo Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: 408 Age: 32 Posts: 747 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Only babies suck bottles, real men get blown(turbo....supercharger.....you know)-some guy on supraforums You can run out of nitrous but I cant run out of turbo- Kevin Turbo Lag is just a courtious headstart-Supraforums "What? He has a t4? How many does he have? like 4 or 5?" "No only one" "Well sucks for him cause thats how many he needs if he wants to race me" -Me and Vince bullshittin at a meet "I can't teach you how to drift. You gotta find it deep within yourself"-Bunta ^^ Something like that......It's from 1st stage. __________________ -Jawn

07-08-2004, 01:18 AM	#29
ZenkiS14 Leaky Injector Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 78 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Pretty please, with sugar on top; clean the fucking car."

07-08-2004, 10:16 AM	#30
Bbandit Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas and now Jakarta Age: 39 Posts: 2,674 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Bbandit Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"There's no replacement for displacement" "Turbo is the replacement for displacement, until the car with the higher displacement goes turbo, then you're back at square 1" quoted from 240_keyy __________________ ==>>TGL GARAGE<<==.. RIP! S13 coupe KA-T @ 0.5 Bar = SOLD! A31 Cefiro + SR = Current

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