dizbjello

I can't believe no one put down the ultimate question of having any fast looking car.
"Can you do a burn out?"

evrae205b

lady hit my car a good while back and the cop filling out the report started to write mazda mx5 on the report.

__________________
www.alabamagz.com
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2093248

mRclARK1

"I thought s13's only came right hand drive"

"does it have an SR?"

"Is it 5speed?, it's useless if it's automatic" (said by person with RICED out auto civic)

(after looking under hood) "Is it rear wheel drive?"

"is that a skyline?"

"Cavaliers are faster and look better, I like my Cavalier" (yay!)

sncs14

where did you get those head lights, or what kind of headlights are those? (kouki s14)

do you drift? do you have a sr20?
that has a v6, right?

aznpoopy

(looking at my s14 zenki)

"are you going to do a JDM front end converson???"

OMGWTFBBQ

someone at a stoplight asked me if I had a GSR swap (S14) i rolled up the window and drove away

MakotoS13

oh now i can evern do one with BOTH tires spinning!

suuuuuuuuhweet. does this mean i have a silvia now?

ALTRNTV

Kid: You have an ESSUR TWENNY?
Me: Nah, I have a KA24DE.
Kid: Oh ok... (doesn't know WTF a KA is)

FaLKoN240

Wow, I mean, that's like SUPER incorrect, I like yours the most.

__________________

Best way to do business with me? Make your best offer FIRST.

reefer1114

guy: do u drift?
me: you calling me names?!?!

guy: you got lsd?
me: nah fool i aint got no drugs!
guy: nevermind...

guy: when are you getting sr for it?
me: never why did you get an EVO wing on your lancer?

Nismo180

*Entering parking lot of ricer gathering for some fun*

RAAWWWRRR whoossh(4k ish)

ricer:is that turbo?
me: no I just wired up a BOV to my stock KA
ricerh cool

ricer: Do you drift?
me: no, I road-race
ricer: *looks around* Like which roads?

WERDdabuilder

mainly "do you drift"

__________________

airsoft

I got my car repainted black and had a silvia face front end...

"Is that an integra?"

dizbjello

"Are you going to do an S13 conversion?"

OptionZero

Do you have a DE?

Yes, I have a DE. Kay aye twenty four dee ee.


Where'd you get the headlights?

Free with purchase of '97 240sx.

Do you drift?

Do you?

Are you a drifter?

No, i live in an apartment.

morpheus8486

I mostly get "do you drift?" or "when are you getting the swap?" I'm usually pretty patient and considerate of people's stupidity. This one time I was having a conversation with a friend of a friend that was looking to get a 240 and asked me what I've done to it and I told him about my suspension mods and he had a blank look on his face and then asked me when I was getting an SR. After he told me to get the 300zx brake conversion with a stupid grin and went on to tell me about the "drift" buttons for your ebrake like its a big innovation I walked away.

__________________
'91 240sx Fastback SuperHicas
My Car Domain Page

KwKouki

what is that........an integra?

__________________

0kami

i just get too many stares from stupid girls and moron guys... its probbaly the red rims.

__________________


The most interesting, most challenging, and scariest times are those that bring one dramatic change after another.
deviantART

FaLKoN240

Maybe the girls want a "piece" of you . . .

__________________

Best way to do business with me? Make your best offer FIRST.

Yuri

"So, you've got an SR right?"
me:"um, yeah I guess."
"Sweet. It's the SR20 notchback motor right?"
me:"what?"
"Is it a notchback or a redtop?"
me:"What are you talking about?"
"..........."



"Wow, do you have an airbag suspension?"
me: "No, just coil overs."
"Than how did you get it so low?"


"So, you need AWD for drifting right?"
me:"Maybe if all you drift are RC cars. My car's actually rear wheel drive."
"Whoa, so you must have a lot of skill to be able to drift that!"
me:"............."
"You should bust out a mad drift right here on the street!"


"So what's the most points you've ever gotten drifting?"


"Ah, so I see you did the vtec swap."

"You shoulda painted your car blue so it could be like the one those chicks drive in Initial D"

"So where do you usually drift?"
me: "Fontana."
"Whoa, isn't that an awfully fast track?"

"How much did it cost to do the skyline conversion?"

And now for the "things I overheard in parking lots from people looking at my car" section


guy1: "Hey, Hey, Hey! Check it out, It's a Silvia!"
guy2: "From Gran Turismo, right?"
guy1: "Yeah, I bet he got it imported through Motorex or something"



guy:"Hey, honey. Come check this out!"
girlfriend:"Why do the bumpers look like that?"
guy:"It's a body kit."
girlfriend:"No, I mean why do they have scuffs and cracks?"
guy:" Cuz this guy is a for real drifter, can't you tell? If you drift alot, your bumpers look like this, cuz it gets expensive to keep replacing them.


"What an idiot, he picked the wrong body for a Silvia conversion."


"Wow, a Sileighty. They sure didn't sell too many of these over here."

__________________

rokmplutonium

also i get a few " Is that a skyline motor?"

WilloW

I usually get the "Do you drift?" and "You wanna sell your car?" lines.

mistaanime

mine is..do you have SR? and is that a real Bride Seat? and then....is that a 12 valve? or a 16 valve?

__________________
-Cherry Red 91 Silfourty-

240meowth

"is that a skyline?" as i walked to carl's jr. w/ my girlfriend, and we laughed all the way through the door

__________________

Yuri

Here's an old thread along the same lines: just as entertaining.
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=38020

__________________

i8yourfwd

I get alot of:

"Dude what's wrong with your headlights, are they broken?"
-.....yes

"You have SR?"
- you have money to buy me one? Last time I checked they weren't free.

"Do you drift?"
- No..


I seriously want a sticker on my car that says "NO SR, DOESN'T DRIFT"

__________________
http://jaythroughglass.blogspot.com

dvdevo

some guy at a gas station: do you race?
me: no
him: why not, this car is fast
*me laughing out loud
me: no its not, this car is SLOW
him: do you drift then?
me: no
him: then what do you do?
me: i dont know
*gets in car and leaves

theicecreamdan

people always ask if I race my sr5 corolla... I laugh

__________________

altralosix

I've had several people ask me "What model Z is that?" and "What year is your Z?" Referring to my S13 HB. I guess it's a bit of a compliment though, I would love to have a 240Z.

dj_hype

some douche: "do you drift?"
me: "only in heavy traffic."

yeah the probe one sucks pretty bad...seeing as i used to own one of em.

__________________
http://www.ericisaboss.com