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420sx · 10-20-2011, 08:17 PM

wow..... what a gay thread. a pic of a actual dildo knob. then a pic of a DUDE sucking one off too. jesus. this needs more pussy

dtfdanyo · 10-21-2011, 09:25 AM

vagina shift knob?

handsomecs · 10-21-2011, 09:49 AM

^greatest idea EVER!!

illvialuver · 10-21-2011, 09:59 AM

no it is not, because half you idiots cant drive with a regular shift knob, if your not homo and have a vagina for a shift, that will just mean more distractions and shitier driving.

CrossfireJoe · 10-21-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by OHHSHH

so what's next a vagina gloves hahaha

Wow. That's like the new pet rock.

tricky_ab · 10-21-2011, 11:12 AM

I can't believe this thead reached 3 pages?!?...

zaquanh · 10-21-2011, 12:15 PM

lol my car is in this thread

speedracer5 · 10-21-2011, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by zaquanh

lol my car is in this thread

it is is ur face also the one thats sucking the bubble shift knob. bwahahahha

ABACABB · 10-21-2011, 01:20 PM

This thread is in dyer need of some...

driftimage · 10-21-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

Sweet autobiography dude, but what does music have to do with making your car look shitty?

Call it whatever you want man. You do what you want and your car and let other do what ever they want...Don't judge any car about how it looks..

raz0rbladez909 · 10-21-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by driftimage

Call it whatever you want man. You do what you want and your car and let other do what ever they want...Don't judge any car about how it looks..

LOL

I'm not trying to stop you, if you want to drive a steaming pile so be it. Just don't use rock music as an excuse to make your car look like shit, thats some pimp my ride bullshit "Yo, dawg Jimmy here loves techno, so we hooked him up with neon underglow, strobelights for a rear view mirror and a camel back so he can stay hydrated when he's completely obliterated"

bigs · 10-21-2011, 02:56 PM

"Dildo" shift knobs are for people who:

A. Have close to no taste at all.
B. Think their flat black S13 with a welded diff is the coolest fucking thing in the world.
C. Are craving attention in all the wrong ways.
D. Think they need to reach the shifter faster so they can get back from the store with that one ingredient their mom forgot to make dinner with.
E. Want to piss people off on purpose.
F. Say it's a joke, but deep down they just want to sit on it when no one is looking.
G. Think it will get them laid, but forget that they're driving a 240.
H. Got it for free, and put it on for the hell of it.
I. Can't afford anything else for their car, so why not an obnoxious shift knob?
J. Apparently wrapped a thorn bush around whatever their previous shift knob was and complained it wasn't "comfy."
K. Are on their way to get a 6 pack of PBR tall boys.

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Originally Posted by CrazyIvan

I actually have a use for mine... I use my center console as a cup holder, and most of the time the cup is way taller than the shifter and is on the way, so a taller shifter fixed my "problem"

Most ridiculous justification of a tasteless shift knob yet. We have these things called elbows, they allow us to move our forearms around. Crazy, I know.

raz0rbladez909 · 10-21-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bigs

Most ridiculous justification of a tasteless shift knob yet. We have these things called elbows, they allow us to move our forearms around. Crazy, I know.

No way man this one takes the cake lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by driftimage

Alot of people may not like the style of it, just like when people do sticker overlays of cheeta, leopard, zebra etc...My fiberglass bumper had nasty cracks from the bottom so what i did was i wrapped it with leopard tape. why? you see, I am the type of person that is fed up with all this new bullshit ass music..and rock never gets old. I am into hair metal. Motley Crue, Pantera, Twisted sisters etc...and the whole 80s look in which rockers had leopard skin stiched to their pants and all that..so which is why i like thiis type of trend...I actually have a reson not just cause its "cool"

s13_maJiK · 10-21-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tricky_ab

I can't believe this thead reached 3 pages?!?...

^Right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigs

"Dildo" shift knobs are for people who:

A. Have close to no taste at all.
B. Think their flat black S13 with a welded diff is the coolest fucking thing in the world.
C. Are craving attention in all the wrong ways.
D. Think they need to reach the shifter faster so they can get back from the store with that one ingredient their mom forgot to make dinner with.
E. Want to piss people off on purpose.
F. Say it's a joke, but deep down they just want to sit on it when no one is looking.
G. Think it will get them laid, but forget that they're driving a 240.
H. Got it for free, and put it on for the hell of it.
I. Can't afford anything else for their car, so why not an obnoxious shift knob?
J. Apparently wrapped a thorn bush around whatever their previous shift knob was and complained it wasn't "comfy."
K. Are on their way to get a 6 pack of PBR tall boys.

Most ridiculous justification of a tasteless shift knob yet. We have these things called elbows, they allow us to move our forearms around. Crazy, I know.

Seriously though

.......All this over a shift knob.... SMH

bigs · 10-21-2011, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

No way man this one takes the cake lol

Yeah, that one was so far fetched I didn't even want to bother. When he started comparing a "dildo" shift knob to sticker overlays of cheetas, leopards, and zebras I stopped reading.

driftimage, when you cut yourself working on your leopard, do you put cheeta tape on it?

maJiK, I'm just trying to give people with taste a cheap laugh, didn't mean to make you shake your head (I could care less what people do to their cars, it's not mine). All this? I don't know if your shift knob is blocking your view, but I didn't write a novel.

s13_maJiK · 10-21-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bigs

but I didn't write a novel.

I wonder what category an very descriptive explanation consisting of almost half the alphabet would fall under?

bigs · 10-21-2011, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s13_maJiK

I wonder what category an very descriptive explanation consisting of almost half the alphabet would fall under?

Here's a picture to put what you're implying into perspective. Just sayin

And to answer your question, a list.

Back on topic, dildo knobs are rad!

420sx · 10-21-2011, 08:43 PM

use this for the knob. idiots...

fatduece · 10-21-2011, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raz0rbladez909

"Yo, dawg Jimmy here loves techno, so we hooked him up with neon underglow, strobelights for a rear view mirror and a camel back so he can stay hydrated when he's completely obliterated"

Haha!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigs

"Dildo" shift knobs are for people who:

F. Say it's a joke, but deep down they just want to sit on it when no one is looking.

Lol!

I don't understand why you guys get all upset about this stupid threads. Their good for laughs! You shouldn't just live your life all serious every single day ;]

Z ya · 10-21-2011, 09:28 PM

speedracer5 · 10-21-2011, 10:22 PM

ya why u getting all mad or something its like u got something up ur a** i hope its not the shift knob bwhahahah

One_love_silvia · 10-22-2011, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by zooopreme

Long shift knobs + short throw shifters combo help decrease the time that it takes to get your shifting hand back on the steering wheel for more control of the car.

this. kinda. idk if u guys havent noticed, but the guys in formula d (that ive seen) use extended shifters. and if not, then atleast regular sized. ive NEVER seen a pro using a short shifter. thats stupid as hell for drifting.
it may take less time to go from gear to gear with a short shifter, but it takes longer to go from steering wheel, to shifter, and back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyIvan

I actually have a use for mine... I use my center console as a cup holder, and most of the time the cup is way taller than the shifter and is on the way, so a taller shifter fixed my "problem"

this is an added bonus

Quote:

Originally Posted by driftimage

I own one of those shift knobs. but when i go drifting i trow in the stock one...

Alot of people may not like the style of it, just like when people do sticker overlays of cheeta, leopard, zebra etc...My fiberglass bumper had nasty cracks from the bottom so what i did was i wrapped it with leopard tape. why? you see, I am the type of person that is fed up with all this new bullshit ass music..and rock never gets old. I am into hair metal. Motley Crue, Pantera, Twisted sisters etc...and the whole 80s look in which rockers had leopard skin stiched to their pants and all that..so which is why i like thiis type of trend...I actually have a reson not just cause its "cool"

you are trying way too hard to be matt powers my friend. dont give people who own bubble shift knobs a bad name.

i personally used to think they were stupid. but i grew to like them somehow. and i used to get compliments ALL THE TIME on my shifter when i was in my old car. people think its cool as fuck. and if they dont think that, they atleast think its funny. ive yet to have one person come up to me in person and tell me its stupid. like i said, id get compliments all the time from random ass strangers i didnt even know.

cliff notes, theyre nice for drifting, they help shifting over a drink in the center console, driftimage is a "tries-to-hard-to-be-matt-powers" wannabe, and people think theyre sick as fuck.

/end discussion.

speedracer5 · 10-22-2011, 01:17 AM

for all the haterz

| Naoki Nakamura's Office | Driftworks

EhrikETFG · 10-22-2011, 06:50 AM

i dont think the population of zilvia could actually get any more mad, but then i just read the last page of this thread..

zaquanh · 10-26-2011, 09:54 AM

above all this is the gayest shit ever ,

i have mine because its what i used in japan ,

taller over cups thing is true

only other reason is because i want some chick to ride it

reason i love it now is because some chick did ride it , was cool to see tho

pacotaco345 · 10-26-2011, 11:43 AM

Bwayan · 10-26-2011, 12:25 PM

LOL These pictures are making me laugh hard in class.

RB Me · 10-26-2011, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zaquanh

above all this is the gayest shit ever ,

i have mine because its what i used in japan ,

taller over cups thing is true

only other reason is because i want some chick to ride it

reason i love it now is because some chick did ride it , was cool to see tho

I dont even want to imagine what that chick looked like.

KOME · 10-26-2011, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ABACABB

This thread is in dyer need of some...

Garfield...

WindyCity · 10-26-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Grenade180sx

they look OK but any hard driving and they break EVERYTIME. cool for the hardparker dudes.

forrest wang used one in d1usa. falseness.

10-20-2011, 08:17 PM	#61
420sx Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: 420sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	wow..... what a gay thread. a pic of a actual dildo knob. then a pic of a DUDE sucking one off too. jesus. this needs more pussy __________________ hydropgrahics! ls1......

10-21-2011, 09:25 AM	#62
dtfdanyo Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Posts: 748 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	vagina shift knob? __________________ tEAM tUCK

10-21-2011, 12:15 PM	#67
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10-21-2011, 08:43 PM	#78
420sx Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: 420sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	use this for the knob. idiots... __________________ hydropgrahics! ls1......

10-21-2011, 10:22 PM	#81
speedracer5 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SO CAL Age: 32 Posts: 2,603 Trader Rating: (24) Feedback Score: 24 reviews	ya why u getting all mad or something its like u got something up ur a** i hope its not the shift knob bwhahahah __________________

10-21-2011, 09:49 AM	#63
handsomecs Leaky Injector Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Sacramento Age: 33 Posts: 51 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	^greatest idea EVER!!

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illvialuver Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: M-A-R-S... MARS BITCHES Age: 38 Posts: 5,065 Trader Rating: (35) Feedback Score: 35 reviews	no it is not, because half you idiots cant drive with a regular shift knob, if your not homo and have a vagina for a shift, that will just mean more distractions and shitier driving.

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tricky_ab Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: It's dark, and hell is hot! Posts: 9,413 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	I can't believe this thead reached 3 pages?!?...

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speedracer5 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SO CAL Age: 32 Posts: 2,603 Trader Rating: (24) Feedback Score: 24 reviews	for all the haterz \| Naoki Nakamura's Office \| Driftworks __________________

10-22-2011, 06:50 AM	#84
EhrikETFG Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 689 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i dont think the population of zilvia could actually get any more mad, but then i just read the last page of this thread..

10-26-2011, 09:54 AM	#85
zaquanh Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: san antonio Posts: 1,073 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	above all this is the gayest shit ever , i have mine because its what i used in japan , taller over cups thing is true only other reason is because i want some chick to ride it reason i love it now is because some chick did ride it , was cool to see tho __________________ www.topshelfmotorsports.com http://www.redbubble.com/people/snapprint365/

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