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***FaLKoN240*** · 09-15-2005, 11:53 PM

"What kind of car do you drive?"
A Nissan 240SX.
"You drive a rice rocket?"
WTF, my car is not a rice rocket.

P4rD0nM3 · 09-16-2005, 07:14 AM

Do you drift?
>> No.
Are you going to swap an SR20DET on that?
>> No. I'm a single slammer.
Single Slammer?
>> Yeah, KA24ET.
*Looks Confused*
Dude, SR20's the way to go.
>> Why do you say that?
I dunno man but lot's of people are doing it.
>> Ok.
Shit. Are those 17x9 and 17x10 tires? WTF, you trying to be mexican?
>> They're +15 and +12's too.
Why would you buy a 17x10/9 shit when you can just buy 17x7's at Discount Tire?
>> I gtg. Bye.

P4rD0nM3 · 09-16-2005, 07:15 AM

Oh and...

What's wrong with your headlights? Looks like a girl...
>> Fuck you.

Tenchuu · 09-16-2005, 07:44 AM

I finally had someone ask me a decent question for once. asked what sort of HID's i had and where i got them. it's nice to get a 1/2 way inteligent question every once and a while.

MakotoS13 · 09-16-2005, 08:07 AM

wow, i HATE it when chicks ask if i "race" my car.

girl- do you race it?

me- haven't been to the track yet

girl- i had a 300ZX, it was fast

me- oh really? twin turbo right?

girl - no i just put a 75 shot of nawwz on it

me- i thought you said it was fast.

then she further displayed her complete retardation by assuming that i'm some faggot ricer that likes to be chased by cops.

sorry, i ain't about pulling a nitekids.

P4rD0nM3 · 09-16-2005, 03:17 PM

+1 for Cops.Don't pull a nitekid yo. *Still feel's sorry for the car*.

srpowered240sx · 09-16-2005, 11:39 PM

got the classic do you drift twice today at work.....do you drift? nope, just dont have the time to paint it.

**Phlip** · 09-17-2005, 12:08 AM

the new shit is people on the outside looking in, who WANT to make it seem as if they give a shit about stuff you do, and in such, ask silly assed questions that can be answered by opening one's FUCKING eyes:
"yo Phil, how da 240 comin?"
... to which I offer the retort:
"Phil is my father, I am known among my friends and family as Phillip, or 'Phlip' ("flip")... The car is what it is, I work when time and cash allows, you got something on it?"

kevincao · 09-17-2005, 12:16 AM

"Didn't know you could make an old-school prelude look like that."

**Phlip** · 09-17-2005, 12:19 AM

"15s? you mean you don't want something bigger, some 18s, 19s?
... gawd damn man, you don't want something you can throw some dubs or something like that on?"

(pay close attention to my user text, some stereotypes are accurate, even when they don't apply to me)

420sx · 09-17-2005, 12:51 AM

lol Phil...... you trip me out dude

TheSnail · 09-17-2005, 01:01 AM

I had a redneck in a work van ask me "Don't those things come with rotories?" I told him it was a 4cyl. Then he ask me to "gun it". Other then that its mainly "you have an sr?".

[email protected] · 09-22-2005, 09:13 AM

one day this civic pulled up to me. i have a sr but not all that into showing it off. so he pulls up next to me on a red light and asks me if i wanna race. i was like "naw its cool." then he asks, "what u got in there? headers? CAI?" ... i was like "dude i dont got any of that... im all stock"
so he blasts off when the light turns green, so im like fuck it and burn the shit out of him.. then he pulls up next to me again and was like, "wtf i thought u had all stock", and i just looked straight at him and said "stock jdm bitch!" hahah
stupid honda owners...

projekt_s13 · 09-22-2005, 12:55 PM

friend: You should get the JDM ka24det.
me: dude.... haha ur an idiot *walks away*

but the funny thing is that he owns a 240 but he dont know anything about it

**Phlip** · 09-22-2005, 04:18 PM

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS!!!
... Leaving the grocery store yesterday on my way home from work, needed some onions and peppers (and beer) so I could cook. I walk out of Bi Lo and there is some kid, late teens-early 20's walking around my car looking in and shit, I walk slower, so as to decide whether I will need to whoop his ass and allow his casing of my automobile to convene around to the passenger side...

"This your car?"
*motions with keys, unlocks the door*
"Nice car man"
me: "this one? Ahh, it's okay, but thanks dude" *opens door, key in ignition, windows down*
"Yo, you thinkin about selling it? I been looking to try and build a drift car"
me: *walks around the car, puzzled look on my face* "now where is that DAMNED for sale sign"
*excited look* "OH, YOU ARE SELLING IT?!!?"
me: "busted sarcasm meter, I gather? Look, I would love to stay and chat, but unfortunately I gotta get home, take a shit, wash my hands, drink a few beers and prepare a meal." *sit down, start up and drive off*

Revolver Ocelot · 09-22-2005, 04:54 PM

This guy at work that we have nickname "comatoce" comes up to me and says.: Dude why the hell did you put such wide rims on the back of your car? I ask why not, they are only 17x10. Because dude, front wheel drives pull from the front not from the back dude. Just about then he goes off about his 99 malibu and how he slapped a naawwzz kit on it and smoked a civic at lunch. And now you know why we call him "comatoce".

rancid240 · 09-22-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srpowered240sx

got the classic do you drift twice today at work.....do you drift? nope, just dont have the time to paint it.

u are a pic whore

SochBAT · 09-22-2005, 05:17 PM

I got "Is that one of those JDM KAs?" while my radiator hose busted loose again.
That had to be the best question EVER.

Irukandji · 09-22-2005, 08:23 PM

me: "Yeah do you guys sell redline gear oil?"
kragen guy: "For what car?"
me: "91 240sx"
kragen guy: "SR tranny?"
me: "no, ka tranny..."
kg: "oh.... when are you going to do the swap?"
me: "probably never"
kg: "ah man because those japanese turbo engines are sooo fassssttt"
me: "yeah im gonna go check napa auto for that redline oil..."

syrupninja · 09-22-2005, 09:53 PM

"When are you gonna sell that car and get it out of my damn driveway?"
Me: "I love that car."
"It doesn't even work."
Me: "It does in my head."

Toka Motorsports · 09-22-2005, 10:18 PM

i pulled up to a shell gas station and a guy comes up and says "dude thats a sweet probe youve got there..." i was like (im my head) "get the hell away from me you tard" .. it pisses me off..!!!

TheSnail · 09-22-2005, 10:21 PM

Thats what happens when you get a hatchback

Irukandji · 09-22-2005, 10:32 PM

oh how can i forget....

"Whoa, do you have a cold air intake?"

"umm... homemade..."

"damn dude...thats so janky"

"yeah but its a 240sx, theyre all janky"

Toka Motorsports · 09-22-2005, 10:54 PM

at a home depot parking lot and a guy runs up,

guy: "dude you got a motor in there?"
me: "yes i have a motor in there..."
guy: "can you take me for a ride?"
me: "i dont even know you.."
guy: "are you going to put huge brakes on this thing?" (i have z32 30mm)
me: "nah these are big enough"
guy: "dude i think i saw you on the speed channel"
me: "nah, i dont remember that...."
guy: "hey maybe i can get your number and we can race sometime?"
me: "i dont race"
guy: "oh, do you drift?"
me: (wanting to say no) "i try"
guy: "ya i drift my civic all the time, i love drifting"
me: "wow......."

me: "i got to go"
*as i get into my car the guy asks me for my name, i mumble "fuck off" to him and close the door. then as i drive away i see the dumass waving me goodbye...

***FaLKoN240*** · 09-23-2005, 12:03 AM

OOO . . .you're a meanie!

i8yourfwd · 09-23-2005, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toka Motorsports

at a home depot parking lot and a guy runs up,

guy: "dude you got a motor in there?"
me: "yes i have a motor in there..."
guy: "can you take me for a ride?"
me: "i dont even know you.."
guy: "are you going to put huge brakes on this thing?" (i have z32 30mm)
me: "nah these are big enough"
guy: "dude i think i saw you on the speed channel"
me: "nah, i dont remember that...."
guy: "hey maybe i can get your number and we can race sometime?"
me: "i dont race"
guy: "oh, do you drift?"
me: (wanting to say no) "i try"
guy: "ya i drift my civic all the time, i love drifting"
me: "wow......."

me: "i got to go"
*as i get into my car the guy asks me for my name, i mumble "fuck off" to him and close the door. then as i drive away i see the dumass waving me goodbye...

what the hell is wrong with honda drivers

SochBAT · 09-23-2005, 03:45 AM

Quote:

This Thread

Whats wrong with 240 Drivers?

420sx · 09-23-2005, 09:24 AM

walking back to my car in walmart parking lot. i have 95 ruby pearl zenki with zigens and droped, sr blah blah. anyway.

i see 3 ricers staring at my car, looking inside "wows and oh's". finally as im close to the car and they are walking off,

one guy stares at my frontend, and says something real smart

"this aint even an s14 ese, what a looser yo"

.... i almost started laughing. kids....

altitude · 09-23-2005, 01:14 PM

+1 for is your car for sale
+1 for where did you get that frontend (kouki S14)

420sx · 09-23-2005, 01:33 PM

yea or "when u gonna do silvia conversion"

09-15-2005, 11:53 PM	#61
*FaLKoN240* Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 16,761 Trader Rating: (73) Feedback Score: 73 reviews	"What kind of car do you drive?" A Nissan 240SX. "You drive a rice rocket?" WTF, my car is not a rice rocket. __________________ Best way to do business with me? Make your best offer FIRST.

09-16-2005, 11:39 PM	#67
srpowered240sx Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Humboldt Co Posts: 78 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	got the classic do you drift twice today at work.....do you drift? nope, just dont have the time to paint it. __________________ When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

09-17-2005, 12:51 AM	#71
420sx Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: 420sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol Phil...... you trip me out dude __________________ hydropgrahics! ls1......

09-17-2005, 01:01 AM	#72
TheSnail Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Marietta Georgia Age: 39 Posts: 2,434 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I had a redneck in a work van ask me "Don't those things come with rotories?" I told him it was a 4cyl. Then he ask me to "gun it". Other then that its mainly "you have an sr?". __________________

09-22-2005, 12:55 PM	#74
projekt_s13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chico/Pittsburg, CA Age: 35 Posts: 2,801 Trader Rating: (5) Rides Gallery: projekt_s13 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	friend: You should get the JDM ka24det. me: dude.... haha ur an idiot walks away but the funny thing is that he owns a 240 but he dont know anything about it __________________

09-16-2005, 07:14 AM	#62
P4rD0nM3 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Not Applicable Posts: 1,183 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Do you drift? >> No. Are you going to swap an SR20DET on that? >> No. I'm a single slammer. Single Slammer? >> Yeah, KA24ET. Looks Confused Dude, SR20's the way to go. >> Why do you say that? I dunno man but lot's of people are doing it. >> Ok. Shit. Are those 17x9 and 17x10 tires? WTF, you trying to be mexican? >> They're +15 and +12's too. Why would you buy a 17x10/9 shit when you can just buy 17x7's at Discount Tire? >> I gtg. Bye.

09-16-2005, 07:15 AM	#63
P4rD0nM3 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Not Applicable Posts: 1,183 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Oh and... What's wrong with your headlights? Looks like a girl... >> Fuck you.

09-16-2005, 07:44 AM	#64
Tenchuu Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Oregon Age: 39 Posts: 2,474 Trader Rating: (8) Rides Gallery: Tenchuu Feedback Score: 8 reviews	I finally had someone ask me a decent question for once. asked what sort of HID's i had and where i got them. it's nice to get a 1/2 way inteligent question every once and a while.

09-16-2005, 08:07 AM	#65
MakotoS13 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 4,205 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	wow, i HATE it when chicks ask if i "race" my car. girl- do you race it? me- haven't been to the track yet girl- i had a 300ZX, it was fast me- oh really? twin turbo right? girl - no i just put a 75 shot of nawwz on it me- i thought you said it was fast. then she further displayed her complete retardation by assuming that i'm some faggot ricer that likes to be chased by cops. sorry, i ain't about pulling a nitekids.

09-16-2005, 03:17 PM	#66
P4rD0nM3 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Not Applicable Posts: 1,183 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	+1 for Cops.Don't pull a nitekid yo. Still feel's sorry for the car.

09-17-2005, 12:16 AM	#69
kevincao Leaky Injector Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: TX Age: 33 Posts: 80 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Didn't know you could make an old-school prelude look like that."

09-22-2005, 09:13 AM	#73
[email protected] Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: so cal Age: 34 Posts: 95 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	one day this civic pulled up to me. i have a sr but not all that into showing it off. so he pulls up next to me on a red light and asks me if i wanna race. i was like "naw its cool." then he asks, "what u got in there? headers? CAI?" ... i was like "dude i dont got any of that... im all stock" so he blasts off when the light turns green, so im like fuck it and burn the shit out of him.. then he pulls up next to me again and was like, "wtf i thought u had all stock", and i just looked straight at him and said "stock jdm bitch!" hahah stupid honda owners...

09-22-2005, 05:17 PM	#78
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	I got "Is that one of those JDM KAs?" while my radiator hose busted loose again. That had to be the best question EVER.

09-22-2005, 08:23 PM	#79
Irukandji Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Compton Posts: 4,268 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	me: "Yeah do you guys sell redline gear oil?" kragen guy: "For what car?" me: "91 240sx" kragen guy: "SR tranny?" me: "no, ka tranny..." kg: "oh.... when are you going to do the swap?" me: "probably never" kg: "ah man because those japanese turbo engines are sooo fassssttt" me: "yeah im gonna go check napa auto for that redline oil..."

09-22-2005, 09:53 PM	#80
syrupninja Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas, TX Age: 40 Posts: 79 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"When are you gonna sell that car and get it out of my damn driveway?" Me: "I love that car." "It doesn't even work." Me: "It does in my head." __________________ The Syrup is strong with this one.

09-22-2005, 10:18 PM	#81
Toka Motorsports Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2005 Location: STL Posts: 104 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i pulled up to a shell gas station and a guy comes up and says "dude thats a sweet probe youve got there..." i was like (im my head) "get the hell away from me you tard" .. it pisses me off..!!! Last edited by Toka Motorsports; 09-22-2005 at 10:35 PM..

09-22-2005, 10:21 PM	#82
TheSnail Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Marietta Georgia Age: 39 Posts: 2,434 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Thats what happens when you get a hatchback __________________

09-22-2005, 10:32 PM	#83
Irukandji Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Compton Posts: 4,268 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	oh how can i forget.... "Whoa, do you have a cold air intake?" "umm... homemade..." "damn dude...thats so janky" "yeah but its a 240sx, theyre all janky"

09-22-2005, 10:54 PM	#84
Toka Motorsports Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2005 Location: STL Posts: 104 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	at a home depot parking lot and a guy runs up, guy: "dude you got a motor in there?" me: "yes i have a motor in there..." guy: "can you take me for a ride?" me: "i dont even know you.." guy: "are you going to put huge brakes on this thing?" (i have z32 30mm) me: "nah these are big enough" guy: "dude i think i saw you on the speed channel" me: "nah, i dont remember that...." guy: "hey maybe i can get your number and we can race sometime?" me: "i dont race" guy: "oh, do you drift?" me: (wanting to say no) "i try" guy: "ya i drift my civic all the time, i love drifting" me: "wow......." me: "i got to go" *as i get into my car the guy asks me for my name, i mumble "fuck off" to him and close the door. then as i drive away i see the dumass waving me goodbye...

09-23-2005, 12:03 AM	#85
*FaLKoN240* Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 16,761 Trader Rating: (73) Feedback Score: 73 reviews	OOO . . .you're a meanie! __________________ Best way to do business with me? Make your best offer FIRST.

09-23-2005, 09:24 AM	#88
420sx Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: 420sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	walking back to my car in walmart parking lot. i have 95 ruby pearl zenki with zigens and droped, sr blah blah. anyway. i see 3 ricers staring at my car, looking inside "wows and oh's". finally as im close to the car and they are walking off, one guy stares at my frontend, and says something real smart "this aint even an s14 ese, what a looser yo" .... i almost started laughing. kids.... __________________ hydropgrahics! ls1......

09-23-2005, 01:14 PM	#89
altitude Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Montreal Age: 42 Posts: 63 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	+1 for is your car for sale +1 for where did you get that frontend (kouki S14) __________________

09-23-2005, 01:33 PM	#90
420sx Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Age: 38 Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: 420sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	yea or "when u gonna do silvia conversion" __________________ hydropgrahics! ls1......

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