bik

One day i was driving my mothers oldsmobile minivan with a friend, on a road from chihuahua to el paso and we was chating, then the chat leads to me saying "yeah like a year ago i hit a bird with this mini van... they fly to you for no reason... look like that" *thud* (O_O)

the bird hit exactly where the wipers are and his guts got stuck on a wiper >_< disgusting... i turn on the wipers to "clean it" and blood was smearder all over the windshield =/ had to stop to clean it >_<

funny story =P

sorry my english is baaaaad =P

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Tom25666

i used to have an 84 caprice classic (good times). one day i was driving down the road, going like 55, and i see a plastic chair sitting in the road. there are 3 lanes but i floor it and aim right for it. i must have hit it going around 65-70 and that bitch disintegrated.

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ToddgoesJapan

-Driving a 95 Volvo 945
It was about 2am, on my way home from a friends bonfire/bday party. I'm doing about 55 on a 1 lane road, I was driving past a church and I noticed there were 3/4 cars there, I guess having a mini car show? (why at 2am, no idea) then I look back to the road and there's a fucking dead dear about 5 ft. in front of my car... I know there's no way in hell I'm going to avoid it, so all you hear is the remains of a dear rolling under the underside of my car... needless to say, that woke me up pretty well. Only broke some bits of plastic... and probably some pieces of the dear.

joshchewuhh

me and kam were driving in his old hatch and he ran over a huge ass chunk of a truck tire chilling in the middle of the road. He was slammed and it launched us into the air crashing down and breaking his chuki grill and chuki lip, dented his fender too. shit was crazy

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Pblesh85

In my old sti...

It was abould 1~2am and I was going home. I was driving over a small hill, as soon as I came to the top I saw two sets of eyes coming twards me(one in each lane) about 150yds in front of me. It was two racoons running straight for my car. So I hit my high beems and honked a few times. I thought they could comprehend a large loud object heading in their dirrection. I thought wrong... About 15ft from my car I knew it was going to be bad... "THUD"... So I pulled over to look at the damage. It knocked out my fog light cover, so naturally I turned around to go get it. I pulled over next to the seen of the crime. As soon as I got out I saw my fog light cover next to the body. Well the one I did not hit was eatting the one I did hit. It stood up and hissed/growled at me(and im 6ft tall). So I went to my trunk to grab my bat that keep in there for... umm... no reason. Walked back over and mad some funny cave man like sounds and chassed it off, grabbed my cover, popped it back on and went home.
The next day I saw where it hit my bumper. I think I hit it with its mouth open because there was a gash in the bumper that went all the way through to the other side(about the size of a small/medium dogs mouth).

Other than that two seagulls, one in my first wrx, and one in my sil80.

Well thats it for my cars.

In a military vic:
Well its big, lifted, and up armored... I dont hit shit, I AIM for it:

about 100 or so road cones and still counting
lawn chair @ 60mph
gates
hesco barriers/walls
concrete t walls
toyota carolla's
I pushed two dump trucks through an intersection
random crap in the road(that I know is not an IED)
jingle trucks
I knocked down a 75ft tree with a M1120A4(google it) with a 20ft container on back
and what ever else gets in my way...


I will post pics after my deployment is over.

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coww-cho!!!!!

last winter my car was a lot lower and i parked on the grass i was about to go to work so i warmed up my car for a good 3 mins i start backing up and hear....."Meow"......"meow".....i had killed 3 kittens and they other 3 survived so i always checked my car underneath as good as i could after that incident (grass is taller so its hard to see). 2 weeks later i killed two more kittens which only led to one cat surviving.....guess they all dont have 9 lives

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E-Warrior

Straight up ran over a dead racoon goin 60mph the other night. In the hammer lane, car right next to me, no where to go.

Luckily Im not slammed. Just a little bit of blood on my lip and it hit my downpipe thats it.

199240sxcoupe

a bird...lol

jin8544

hit a bird on my way home from illinois to california. epick drive in my loudass 240sx

spools420a

pigeons will stick to the intercooler at low speeds even,nuff said.

frftw

i jumped over a 3 foot concrete barrier on the highway in my parents golf... should have stuck with the name rabbit.

atutt

I actually killed my first animal about 2 weeks ago.. Ran over a raccoon. I turned around to see if there was any damage to my car..r. He was still twitching and squirming on the ground still... Wasn't cool at all.. Felt so bad.

kouki fanatic

ran over a maltese in the dark, couuldnt find it on the road afterwards.

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kanekoa28

i ran over dog shit multiple times..lol

My friends 240 was slammed it ended up scraping up a flat mongoose off the road that was enough to convince him to raise his car alittle lol

Slidin' Sam

haha, I just saw this thread! I was driving touge one night. My friend was riding passenger and we had two Japanese girls in the back seat of my Silvia. I felt a bump on one of my tires (thought it might have been on of those big reflectors that we have in the road here in Japan) but I was wrong. The two girls in the back seat started freaking out (in Japanese of course cuz they didn't speak English) about how I had just ran a cat over! lol Then when we were driving home I saw what they were talking about and they started freaking out about it again! Ahhhh....random touge nights with Japanese girls!

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kenshinS14sks

Wow. . . so one night I was coming home from my buddy's house at around 4am down the 605 freeway. my eyes were getting heavy so i literally closed them for like 2 seconds when all of a sudden *THUMP* tires jump a little and im freaked out. it's right around the industrial area so i thought i smelled something funny but couldn't figure out if it was from the object

exited, got out of car, checked under and over everything and nothing. .. so i couldn't figure out what it was so i double backed and right around where i thought it happened i slow down to catch it and i don't see it in time and again

*THUMP* jump and now a stronger smell. . . it was a dead pig probably going to or from a meat house and i resulted in this conclusion from the pale pinkish hue of the lump of something on the middle of the road plus the smell = pig/bacon and blood guts all under my car. . . ruined my exhaust and got pig gut and blood all over the inside of my fender. . . the smell turned putrid and i couldn't eat pork for 3 years the end

92se-r.

lol dang....

ive ran over metal pipes on the 10fwy with my s13..not fun lol

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Skyn

trash bags can suck it i hate that smell lol

NISSANKiDdJDM

My intercooler loves to eat plastic bags. Never once had a plastic bag ive ran over not stick to my intercooler. Have had an arbys bag stuck there too. My car has a tendency to run over squirrels and other small forest critters. Always avoid the coons, deers, rabbits. Never have hit a bird, dont really want to. I have hit a cat, on purpose with my old front end. Also motorcyclists in gxsr's like to hit my front end and take it out. Fuck the kent races.

niteridaz503

Hit a damn bird with my windshield but it didnt crack TRUE STORY.........

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DDB240sx

Ugh. I've hit the various squirrels and road kill. Sucks with a lowered car. I hit a dead possum and the smell lasted for a fwe days, made me feel like throwing up. Reading what everyone else has wrote, sounds like you guys have killed more lips and bumpers from small animals than drifting.

Homer_Simpson

Bigass already dead dog (rot), cat, squirrels, rabbits, birds, possums, armadillos, and I think a skunk once. Most of the time these critters are already dead except for that damn cat.

佩恩_

skunk, smells like shit now

DALAZ_68

skunk
possum
snake
trashbag
owl


...yeah...i fucken owl...

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boobs13

A cat.....all his blood is all on my cat lol

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s13sr2oh

I don't DD my S13 so I took it for a spin yesterday and I totally forgot how low it is and thought I could make it over a little painter turtle...well i heard it hit my exhaust and saw it skidding across the road, I felt like shit...

c.boots

hit a rabbit that ran in front of me on gillman springs road, felt that little dude thumping around under my car. he would have made it if he only kept running straight. oh well he was probably depressed.

demonspeed

just ran over a squirrel in a bus right now...but funny thing is...he got up looked around and ran to the nearest tree. ALL of the tires on the left side hit him...thats FIVE freakin tires and he lived! O_O

ZX88

someone ran over bambi in front of my house. by someone i mean my dad...

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LOUD240

ran over a small herd of jack rabbits on the way to Las Vegas in my '75 Lincoln town car that was like barely an inch off the ground hit at least 10 of them. Pull into a car wash in Vegas both sides of the car covered in blood and guts ,charged me $50 to clean the car up