BadMoJo

Trick2FourD (12:47:51 AM): what would you do for 5 mill?
Wherezmytofu (12:47:58 AM): for 5 million i will have protected sex with a uncleaned male hobo as myself as the pitcher...tho i will vomit all over the place

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Just thought that was funny. &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'>

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BadMoJo

Ok, I always knew Tofu was sick and twisted...




Wherezmytofu (1:21:10 AM): i dress girls up as young boys

Trick2FourD (1:21:46 AM): what do you do with the girls after you dress them up as young boys?

Wherezmytofu (1:21:58 AM): fuck them

Trick2FourD (1:22:13 AM): i see...
Trick2FourD (1:22:35 AM): have you ever thought of seeking mental help?

Wherezmytofu (1:22:41 AM): yay
Wherezmytofu (1:22:47 AM): i went 2 this shrink
Wherezmytofu (1:22:50 AM): but he pissed me off
Wherezmytofu (1:22:52 AM): so i killed him
Wherezmytofu (1:22:58 AM): then i went 2 this other shrink
Wherezmytofu (1:23<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0 AM): she was hot
Wherezmytofu (1:23<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>3 AM): so i fucked her

Trick2FourD (1:23:19 AM): did you dress her up as a young boy first?

Wherezmytofu (1:23:27 AM): yay


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adey

for 5 Mil? I'd buy two S13 hatches, put in RB26DETTs and run them in Gumball. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>
Of course, both cars will be painted with russian radar-evading paint, will have full GPS and radar deflection/evasion kits... I'd have close air support (in form of a helicopter) to scout for cops, as well as an 18-wheeler with the other S13 and spare parts following me around the country.

Aaaaanyway I'm reliving someone else's fantasy come-true, so never mind that. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

SilviaDriver

for 5 mill!?

9 second all motor 92 civic hb [drag]
9 second all motor 95 integra [drag]
10 second KA-T 95 240 [drag]
10 second SR20 97 240 [drag]
10 second RB26 R34 Skyline [drag]

13 second all motor 95 240 [AutoX]
13 second all motor DC2 Type R [AutoX]

12 second SR20 97 240 [daily beater]
12 second B18C5-T 92 civic hb [daily beater]
12 second RB26 R34 Skyline [daily beater]

12 second SR20 s14.5 [show]
13 second SR20 s13.4 [show]

hey with 5 mill..i think its possible <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

oh yea..and

1986 civic hb AT [daily beater] HAHA <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

chickenmanq

For 5 mil, I'd have

1. 79-81 Honda Accord Hatch with 130 hp.

2. 79-81 Honda Accord Hatch with Nissan 3.5 V6 (240 hp)and RWD, damn the rack and pinion!

3. 79-81 Honda Accord Hatch 4x4 using Jeep CJ-5 frame and running gear.

4. &nbsp;95 Nissan D21 Hardbody shortbed with KA24E rebuilt with proper 240 pistons and modified to have 240 suspension.

5. &nbsp;95 Nissan pickup 4x4 with solid axle conversion front.

6. &nbsp;Kubota tractor will all attachments.

7. &nbsp;An engine lift.

8. &nbsp;Stock 1969 Dodge Charger with 460 2bbl, not necessarily painted like the General Lee. &nbsp;I'd mod it. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

9. &nbsp;A new RX-8

10. &nbsp;Four or five 68-72 models of Toyota Corollas with 3tc and 2tc parts.

11. &nbsp;An 89 Dodge Cummins diesel with a 99 Cummins diesel transplant for the xtra valves and hp. &nbsp;Did I mention 38" tires?

12. &nbsp;A 100-acre spread of land with a 100,000 sq. ft steel building to house all my projects. &nbsp;It would have a forced ventilation system and kick-ass heater.

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81 Honda Accord Hatchback. EK1 engine.
78 Datsun 620. L20B engine. I'll try to have pics soon. Check the website for more. http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/~mka

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Wherezmytofu is fuckin hilarious <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> strange but hilarious

Kreator

for 5 mill:
a 9 second 240sx [kat]
a 9 second ford escort
a 6 second viper
another 6 second viper
a 6 second 240sx [350]
Uhhh 4 mclaren f1s
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кто болеет за Зенит, у того всегда стоит!

camppain

you just figured this out now? if only i had saved some of his ims to me!

btw i have a funny one of me and s13grl saved if anyone wants to see it. i will probably need her permission before she spits on me and curses me out in yugoslavian

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whateverjames

for 5 mil, i would buy tofu the best damn shrink. i think it would actually take $5,000,000 worth a shrink's time too &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

SR20Fastback

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (camppain @ Sep. 19 2002,6:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you just figured this out now? if only i had saved some of his ims to me!

btw i have a funny one of me and s13grl saved if anyone wants to see it. i will probably need her permission before she spits on me and curses me out in yugoslavian</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Oh damn now you intrigued me.... comon post it already &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

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camppain

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SR20Fastback @ Sep. 20 2002,09:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (camppain @ Sep. 19 2002,6:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you just figured this out now? if only i had saved some of his ims to me!

btw i have a funny one of me and s13grl saved if anyone wants to see it. i will probably need her permission before she spits on me and curses me out in yugoslavian</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Oh damn now you intrigued me.... comon post it already <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
hmmmmm? nah i would have to ok it with her but it was damn funny and lets just say to all forum members who remember her first rage incident this one is alot more funny and amazing. sorry irena it was funny but i'll leave it at that

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BadMoJo

she kicking people on the nuts again? &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

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wherezmytofu

Mojo i told u.....prison life changed me....and dun act like u never dress girls up as little boys and fucked them.... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>