ESmorz

You've never faked it?

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blasting_speed

That shit is scary. ahahhaha

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LB.Motoring

Old news,

I only pick winners.

hahah, They mess up furniture... -_-

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ESmorz

hahaha.

It's ok. You were drunk I understand if you're ashamed.

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Tops*

Yeah, same. Whenever she'd squeeze her thighs together meant for me to slow down...

Yeah...

Oh well, as long as my dick's happy, I'm happy.

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Z33dori

well sucks for them

i get mine so it's all good.

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drift925

I thought there were girls on zilvia? Where are there 2cents for this thread!

SC_S13

haha i hear that a lot of so called "squirters" are actually pissing. just getting that out there LOL

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ESmorz

It's sterile.

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downshift_sideways

My last girlfriend would have multiple orgasms. Made me feel really good!

This girlfriend I have, does not orgasm unless i stimulate other parts of her body. I'm good at sex too

Never failed to make one jizz.

Its not size, its how you work it, remember that. (not that I'm small)

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allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

Pank

I'm a guy and i fake orgasms by microwaving some dannon yogurt and then throwing it at them when i get bored

also i can piss further than anyone here and my dad is the president and also an astronaut/time traveler

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SC_S13

Oh i know, just some people swear on their life that its not piss. the technicality makes me giggle.

covering all the bases haha

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downshift_sideways

^

Marry me.! <3

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allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

ESmorz

Well if all that is true. I'd love to shake your hand sir.

Girls who have multiple orgasms are the best. Makes you feel like a god.

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downshift_sideways

^EXACTLY.

I thought I was the shit. Till I met this breezie I'm with. Takes time with her, and I gotta do alot of extra. But I still get the job done

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allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

dops13

This article has lots of problems. Where do they get their data from? 1 guy tested 4 women and said 3 of them dont climax because his penis was small? Also how do they measure orgasm?

ESmorz

Now the worst...

Girls who orgasm and then think everything is finished... It's not like you can't just lay there till I finish haha.

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singlecamslam

i did it with a girl that once she climaxed she would get EXTREMELY sensitive in there, so for the fun of it after she got hers i kept going and she threw me off cause it was TOO sensitive for her. funny shit.

downshift_sideways

^ I do that all the time with this girl.

Once they climax, and you start working it again, they shake like crazy

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allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

singlecamslam

She didn't shake, just started moaning HELLA loud and grabbed the shit out of me and like threw me, but if you wait a little bit for them to calm down catch their breath and shit, go for it again unless she falls asleep. Didnt get a chance to sleep with many girls because i got into a serious relationship too fast, but i love her.

kingkilburn

I've been with a girl who couldn't orgasm. That shit pissed me off because it was all in her head. When she would just let go she was a beast in the sack but most of the time she was to worried about some one hearing her scream or some other stupid shit.

If I caught her when she was horny it took maybe two minutes and she was done for.

+1 for squirter and multiple orgasms
-100 for shitty self esteem

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ESmorz

God.

I'm so glad I'm getting some tomorrow, even though it's penis punishing sex with the tightest vagina of all time lol.

Oh well. I'll say it again. I'm gonna miss under age girls.

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downshift_sideways

I live with mine. I get it everyday. but it gets boring and played out...I'm a fien for a latina.

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allntrlundrgrnd: "you never really appreciate your parents fridge until you look into your own and its full of condiments only"

ESmorz

How I Met Your Mother had it right.

Lebanese girls are where it's at.

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ClutchKickThatBitch

Well ive been with my gf for well over a year and she falls into that 25% of women. She can have multiple ones at a time so i know i get the job done.

DO WORK

a_ahmed

ya know its kinda weird, a buncha guys, all together, talking about their dicks and sex...hmmm weird.

Back on topic, I read that once, it made sense lmao, women lie and i would reckon most guys just care too much too fast about their weiner being satisfied. You got to take the time lol. Otherwise its just a wap wap bang ur done effect.

Girls are disposable in this society, left and right some hoes, not my thing, in my case I could care less lol. I was virgin until I found my girl and married her No need for other hunnies You don't have to try out different holes to gain the experience :P I've got my 18 hole eagle shot, I oragasmed like 8 times on our wedding night lmao. No need to discuss. I don't need to browse around, I've got all I need lol. Those who talk about sex too much usually are the ones who get the least of it haha.

PS - Lebanese girls are hoes plenty to go around. Again not my thing. Good for night stands for pimps, bad for husbands as wives.

SimpleS14

oh man...the threads that are popping up on Zilvia -_-


Really...you have to ask yourself this......do you really care?


I can tell the difference and honestly, I don't care.

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IN THE BUTT. Always makes the ladies legs shiver.

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Phlip

That, gentlemen, is the problem
And that is the key to the lock, end discussion
Squirters are fun... "bitch, you pee on me?!!?"

Only on the internets, where nothing is real
I HATE that shit, and I am more than willing to bet these same ones would complain if you did that to them.



I'm not about to sit here and say that I get every girl I am ever with there every time, it is just not realistic given that women need more than just friction, like us. Fuck, I don't even know WHY they need more than just friction, I just know they do

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exitspeed

You just found this out.

You guys need to pick up a Cosmo every now and then.

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