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LeftNutOfGowd · 05-31-2008, 09:39 AM

Hahaha this kid really wants a xbox 360 or ps3 lol so someone help him out.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/bar/698432885.html

and for the people who are lazy to hit the link here's what it says...

Quote:

I am looking to trade my human soul for your xbox 360 or ps3 (Orange, CA)

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-05-28, 11:02AM PDT

I am ready and willing to trade you a certified certificate stating "I (your name here) hereby own (my name here)'s soul." I will then sign it by pricking my finger with blood, therefore making this certificate authentic. I was originally going to sell my soul on ebay, but I would rather deal locally. If you do not have a xbox 360 or a ps3, I am willing to accept other offers. Let me know, thanks.

-Michael

**ThatGuy** · 05-31-2008, 09:42 AM

COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID

YoungGun · 05-31-2008, 09:45 AM

Wait until his parents find out.

*fliprayzin240sx* · 05-31-2008, 11:07 AM

Did the devil take him up on the offer yet???

ByeByeSti · 05-31-2008, 12:31 PM

i would love to put my foot knee deep in this kids ass for being so retarded...

lolatclint · 05-31-2008, 12:46 PM

someone should set a meet place and say your down to give a ps3 and 360. then tell everyone what time and where and we should all kick the shit out of him

blackrms13 · 05-31-2008, 12:56 PM

watch too much simpsons?

allntrlundrgrnd · 05-31-2008, 12:58 PM

oh craigslist

BustedS13 · 05-31-2008, 01:07 PM

why do you guys want to beat up a kid for selling something that doesn't exist? great way to get money out of somebody who still believes in santa claus or the tooth fairy

plus you could do it over and over.

i think i just found how i'm going to rack up my day trading 25k

Andrew Bohan · 05-31-2008, 01:25 PM

if someone takes him up on his offer, who's the stupid one now?

**Phlip** · 05-31-2008, 02:03 PM

Does the deal still count when the XBox gets the inevitable red light of death?

SW20Racer · 05-31-2008, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHLIP

Does the deal still count when the XBox gets the inevitable red light of death?

yes. his contract simply states you own his soul. it doesnt say why.

i might see if he wants an oldskool gameboy pocket....

Howard92884 · 05-31-2008, 02:37 PM

I thought this was already done on ebay years ago.

SW20Racer · 05-31-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard92884

I thought this was already done on ebay years ago.

yeah, for CASH. this dude wants a game system, or whatever else you got apparently...

Matej · 05-31-2008, 03:55 PM

Someone should tell him about this website, people have gotten over 10K$.
http://www.wewantyoursoul.com

kyoru · 05-31-2008, 04:42 PM

so if I were to own his soul wouldn't I own everything he owns? Therefore I'll take the xbox or ps3 back.

Tops* · 05-31-2008, 04:42 PM

So...

What does selling your soul mean?

You go to hell when you die?

Is that it?

EDIT: I think I figured it out. Everyone technically only has one soul, right? What if I sell my soul 2+ times? All my soul sales would be invalid, yes? Do I win?

BustedS13 · 05-31-2008, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tops*

So...

What does selling your soul mean?

You go to hell when you die?

Is that it?

EDIT: I think I figured it out. Everyone technically only has one soul, right? What if I sell my soul 2+ times? All my soul sales would be invalid, yes? Do I win?

no, i read harry potter. you'd have soul shards and you're going to have to recollect them to come back to life. it's a whole big thing.

womenbeshoppin · 05-31-2008, 04:55 PM

does he have a hot sister?

Helghast · 05-31-2008, 05:03 PM

If he sells his soul, the automatic doors to stores won't open.

allntrlundrgrnd · 05-31-2008, 05:26 PM

well if hes a ginger kid then he doesnt have one to begin with, right?

so if someone gives him anything they wont get shit.

this thread is rediculous lol

eastcoastS14 · 05-31-2008, 05:33 PM

lol you gotta think tho....who is really retarded? the kid or some total wierdo who would buy it...I give the kid props for trying cause with so many freaks out there today you never know

just think if you made the ad then someone really went through with it....now you just traded some freak a piece of paper with your blood on it and got a free xbox out of the deal...

yudalicious · 05-31-2008, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fliprayzin240sx

Did the devil take him up on the offer yet???

exactly. you can probably get a way cooler deal than just an xbox if you deal w/ the baller.

The_Reaper · 05-31-2008, 07:45 PM

ppl are retarded

98s14inaz · 05-31-2008, 07:50 PM

Wow, that kid needs to be held underwater or something.

Bubbles · 05-31-2008, 08:04 PM

I'd do the same but I sold my soul for rock & roll years ago.

unwed_transient · 05-31-2008, 08:13 PM

the real money's in lending.

Helghast · 05-31-2008, 09:33 PM

No, in Copper.
Haven't you heard?

S13_Nightkid · 05-31-2008, 10:59 PM

i gotta read the fine print.

BrokenWhite240 · 05-31-2008, 11:24 PM

YOUR SOUL IS MINEEE!!!

05-31-2008, 09:42 AM	#2
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 41 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

05-31-2008, 11:07 AM	#4
fliprayzin240sx Man w/ CTSV & a Car Seat Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 17,998 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: fliprayzin240sx Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Did the devil take him up on the offer yet??? __________________ If you think Zilvia has too many assholes... CLICK HERE!!!

05-31-2008, 12:58 PM	#8
allntrlundrgrnd Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Astoria, OR Posts: 2,460 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: allntrlundrgrnd Feedback Score: 17 reviews	oh craigslist __________________ Kouki for sale!!

05-31-2008, 01:07 PM	#9
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	why do you guys want to beat up a kid for selling something that doesn't exist? great way to get money out of somebody who still believes in santa claus or the tooth fairy plus you could do it over and over. i think i just found how i'm going to rack up my day trading 25k __________________

05-31-2008, 04:42 PM	#16
kyoru Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 880 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	so if I were to own his soul wouldn't I own everything he owns? Therefore I'll take the xbox or ps3 back. __________________

05-31-2008, 09:45 AM	#3
YoungGun Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 818-951 SoCal Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	Wait until his parents find out.

05-31-2008, 12:31 PM	#5
ByeByeSti Banned from the Marketplace Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire Age: 31 Posts: 803 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i would love to put my foot knee deep in this kids ass for being so retarded...

05-31-2008, 12:46 PM	#6
lolatclint BANNED Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SOCAL Posts: 674 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	someone should set a meet place and say your down to give a ps3 and 360. then tell everyone what time and where and we should all kick the shit out of him

05-31-2008, 12:56 PM	#7
blackrms13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: 626 Posts: 2,591 Trader Rating: (21) Feedback Score: 21 reviews	watch too much simpsons?

05-31-2008, 01:25 PM	#10
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	if someone takes him up on his offer, who's the stupid one now?

05-31-2008, 02:37 PM	#13
Howard92884 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Puyallup, WA/Mosul, Iraq Age: 36 Posts: 829 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: Howard92884 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I thought this was already done on ebay years ago.

05-31-2008, 03:55 PM	#15
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	Someone should tell him about this website, people have gotten over 10K$. http://www.wewantyoursoul.com

05-31-2008, 04:42 PM	#17
Tops* Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SF, CA Age: 33 Posts: 966 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	So... What does selling your soul mean? You go to hell when you die? Is that it? EDIT: I think I figured it out. Everyone technically only has one soul, right? What if I sell my soul 2+ times? All my soul sales would be invalid, yes? Do I win? __________________ MADE IN JAPAN

05-31-2008, 04:55 PM	#19
womenbeshoppin Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange county Age: 34 Posts: 614 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	does he have a hot sister?

05-31-2008, 05:03 PM	#20
Helghast Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: killllacali Age: 37 Posts: 1,568 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	If he sells his soul, the automatic doors to stores won't open. __________________

05-31-2008, 05:26 PM	#21
allntrlundrgrnd Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Astoria, OR Posts: 2,460 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: allntrlundrgrnd Feedback Score: 17 reviews	well if hes a ginger kid then he doesnt have one to begin with, right? so if someone gives him anything they wont get shit. this thread is rediculous lol __________________ Kouki for sale!!

05-31-2008, 05:33 PM	#22
eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	lol you gotta think tho....who is really retarded? the kid or some total wierdo who would buy it...I give the kid props for trying cause with so many freaks out there today you never know just think if you made the ad then someone really went through with it....now you just traded some freak a piece of paper with your blood on it and got a free xbox out of the deal...

05-31-2008, 07:45 PM	#24
The_Reaper Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Seattle Wa Age: 33 Posts: 370 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	ppl are retarded

05-31-2008, 07:50 PM	#25
98s14inaz Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Nonya Posts: 1,367 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Wow, that kid needs to be held underwater or something. __________________ -Retired

05-31-2008, 08:04 PM	#26
Bubbles Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Location, Location. Posts: 3,320 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I'd do the same but I sold my soul for rock & roll years ago.

05-31-2008, 08:13 PM	#27
unwed_transient Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 760 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	the real money's in lending.

05-31-2008, 09:33 PM	#28
Helghast Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: killllacali Age: 37 Posts: 1,568 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	No, in Copper. Haven't you heard? __________________

05-31-2008, 10:59 PM	#29
S13_Nightkid Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA Posts: 351 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i gotta read the fine print.

05-31-2008, 11:24 PM	#30
BrokenWhite240 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Age: 36 Posts: 618 Trader Rating: (19) Feedback Score: 19 reviews	YOUR SOUL IS MINEEE!!!

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