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slowpo · 10-28-2008, 11:04 PM

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. When the baby comes out the doctor sharts shaking the baby and slamming it on the table. He throws it to the nurse and she starts swinging it aronud and throws it on the table. The mother starts freaking out and yells "what the fuck are you doing to my baby?!!" The doctor starts laughing and says" just kidding, it was already dead." .................................................. ...........

ANOTHER ONE
A Jewish guy, an Irish guy, and a Black guy were sitting at a bar and they see a very old man at the very end of the bar sitting alone finishing his drink. They notice how old he is and joke that he is so old he has to be God and send a drink his way. The old man nods a thank you and once he is done with his drink he walks up to the guys to thank them.

The Jewish guy admits they were having a laugh at his expense and the old man responds "But I am God" and before the three could start laughing he touches the Jewish guy on hands and says "The arthritis will plague you no longer", he walks over to the Irish man puts his hands on his knees and says "Your ligaments are healed, you can now run with your children" as he walks over to the black guy he gets up and runs from the bar yelling "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M ON DISABILITY!!!"

allntrlundrgrnd · 10-28-2008, 11:08 PM

this isnt gonna last long

ESmorz · 10-28-2008, 11:14 PM

Guy walks up to a bitch.

says "suck my dick"

bitch complies

the end.

slowpo · 10-28-2008, 11:14 PM

Why theres nothing wrong with it. i mean theres a brownies thread

slowpo · 10-28-2008, 11:20 PM

slightly racist......

whats the first words a mexican baby hears????

hello k-mart shoppers

all show no go · 10-28-2008, 11:22 PM

The brownie thread is better than this.

twotoes · 10-28-2008, 11:25 PM

What type of bee makes milk???

boo-bees!!!! get it? boobies? like boobs! boobs!!!!!!....eh

twotoes · 10-28-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by all show no go

The brownie thread is better than this.

sheeeeit the brownie thread is better than sex!....with a hairy man...

n240sxfnatic · 10-28-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

Guy walks up to a bitch.

says "suck my dick"

bitch complies

the end.

Hahah I seriously just shit

J-Team · 10-29-2008, 03:04 AM

ummm yeup......

***FaLKoN240*** · 10-29-2008, 08:51 AM

Link to this brownie thread...? Then lock? That bar joke isn't very funny at all.

***CrimsonRockett*** · 10-29-2008, 09:03 AM

I see this turning racist in no time.

So,

10-28-2008, 11:04 PM	#1
slowpo BANNED Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: la Age: 39 Posts: 140 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	The Joke Thread A woman is in the hospital giving birth. When the baby comes out the doctor sharts shaking the baby and slamming it on the table. He throws it to the nurse and she starts swinging it aronud and throws it on the table. The mother starts freaking out and yells "what the fuck are you doing to my baby?!!" The doctor starts laughing and says" just kidding, it was already dead." .................................................. ........... ANOTHER ONE A Jewish guy, an Irish guy, and a Black guy were sitting at a bar and they see a very old man at the very end of the bar sitting alone finishing his drink. They notice how old he is and joke that he is so old he has to be God and send a drink his way. The old man nods a thank you and once he is done with his drink he walks up to the guys to thank them. The Jewish guy admits they were having a laugh at his expense and the old man responds "But I am God" and before the three could start laughing he touches the Jewish guy on hands and says "The arthritis will plague you no longer", he walks over to the Irish man puts his hands on his knees and says "Your ligaments are healed, you can now run with your children" as he walks over to the black guy he gets up and runs from the bar yelling "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M ON DISABILITY!!!"

10-28-2008, 11:08 PM	#2
allntrlundrgrnd Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Astoria, OR Posts: 2,460 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: allntrlundrgrnd Feedback Score: 17 reviews	this isnt gonna last long __________________ Kouki for sale!!

10-28-2008, 11:14 PM	#3
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Guy walks up to a bitch. says "suck my dick" bitch complies the end. __________________

10-28-2008, 11:22 PM	#6
all show no go Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: SoCal (909) (951) Age: 34 Posts: 1,013 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	The brownie thread is better than this. __________________

10-29-2008, 03:04 AM	#10
J-Team BANNED Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Los angeles, California Posts: 202 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	ummm yeup...... Last edited by J-Team; 10-29-2008 at 03:33 AM..

10-28-2008, 11:20 PM	#5
slowpo BANNED Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: la Age: 39 Posts: 140 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	slightly racist...... whats the first words a mexican baby hears???? hello k-mart shoppers

10-28-2008, 11:25 PM	#7
twotoes Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kansas City Age: 33 Posts: 293 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	What type of bee makes milk??? boo-bees!!!! get it? boobies? like boobs! boobs!!!!!!....eh

10-29-2008, 08:51 AM	#11
*FaLKoN240* Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 16,761 Trader Rating: (73) Feedback Score: 73 reviews	Link to this brownie thread...? Then lock? That bar joke isn't very funny at all. __________________ Best way to do business with me? Make your best offer FIRST.

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