ch1873857

buddy is selling rhd zenki s14. receives this text from potential buyer..

StryfeS13

lmao...to the left duh

tell him to make sure he doesnt turn on his windshield wipers instead of turn signals LOL

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ch1873857

hey. no. thats legitimate i ALWAYS hit the wipers instead of the turn signals.. gahhh its such a pain to switch back and forth.

HKSnake

What year is your integra? uhhhh.......

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Big Zee

I know, it's cheaper to go to Nissan now

Turbo issue, caused by Muffler Bearings gone bad.

turbo making rough sounds - BC240.com - Bc 240sx club

worr20

had slicks on my bpu sc one night. Guy in a mustang walks around my car then asks if its an intrega...... me: ya with slicks in the back

lockhaim

A friend close friend who knows nothing about cars...
"dude theres a sick integra for sale at roush Honda, it's rwd, got a turbo, exhaust and intake!" -friend
"is it boosted?" -me
"nah dude" -friend

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Wake

He said it has a turbo and you asked if it was boosted?

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lockhaim

Apparently I neglected to mention that we were just fucking with him to see if he tried to act like he knew what he was talking about (he's one of those friends that just knows everything about everything haha)

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StryfeS13

My sister wanted to know how to do basic maintenance on her car, and when I opened the hood to show her, she said, "damn, why's it so hot in here?"

Thank god it's my step sister or I'd feel ashamed.

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HellaFlushSRs13

I went into autozone during auto tech class back in the day to get some spark plugs for my SR... So I ask this guy for a specific spark plug gave him the NGK part number and he was like no we don't have that, what cars it for. I politely told him that it's not gonna be the one that his computer says because it has a Japanese motor in it. To which he replies oh well that motor isnt even gonna work in your car...

*sigh* yeah I guess it hadn't been working in the car for the half a year prior to me going into that store, and I guess I didn't really drive it to the store either

StryfeS13

Shoulda just went to NAPA and asked for BKR7E's :P

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Epic.Movement

Background- Customer wants to change oil for the first time and needs help choosing oil.
Skip the boring ish and here's the gold:
Me: How many miles since your last oil change
Customer: I don't know its been awhile
Me: Okay, do you know what kind of engine oil you need
Customer: I dont know, i was told to get motor oil
Me: Um, Okay what kind.
Customer: Is there a difference between the two?
Me: "trying my hardest to keep from laughing"
-Mabey you should just take it in to a shop for an oil change

Jus Skott

seems not all autozones carry bkr7e's but luckily advance does and doesn't over charge. lol.

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90240sx07

gas station clerk- you might wanna check your tire?
me- why?
clerk- looks like its gonna fall off
me- y you think that?
clerk- its all tilted in
me- ohhhhh thats just my camber
clerk- no camber has nothing to do with that
me- .............whats camber then?
clerk- its when your tires are pointed in
me- no thats toe

OutlawLui

My moms Neighbor : Nice car, it looks new like a Camaro

Me:Naw its old its a 91

Neighbor: REALLY? it looks new, like 2000 or something

ME: Yea its clean but its old

Neighbor: Yeah it looks like a new car

-its just a stock black s13, wth coils

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alwaysideways14

So I got some dude coming to my door trying to sell stuff and at the time I had my s14 in the drive way. Had some mods anyways he asked me and what not I say no thank you. I shut the door. Two seconds later there's another knock and it's him and he's like. HEY is that a skyline. I say no. And he yells to his friend across the street I told you so

2. How do you get so low? by a fellow s14 owner that I saw some where

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deolio

i just had some doucher from high school friend me on facebook and then messaged me "hey i see you're into stance. i have a b5 a4. what springs should i get to stance it? will 18x7.5" wheels be hellaflush?" and now we are no longer fb friends hahahha

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raz0rbladez909

I hate that term so much. One of the guys I work with uses it in the form of "Yo, that car is stanced man." Or whenever he sees a modded japanese car "That's so JDM" Since when did stanced become a fucking word, and everything out there JDM? goddamn hipsters

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iamthewinner

Basically anyone who uses the word 'JDM' in real life is consider ricer

KendallH

Kind of embarrasing, one of my good friends:

Him- "I really want to get a Onevia bumper on my coupe, I think that would be a cool look".
Me- "You mean a kouki 180sx bumper?"
Him- "No I don't think those fit."

Didn't have the heart to correct him any further...

xoxide

You need to pull your head out of your ass. So lets go to a hypothetical situation,
Say I have a JDM front bumper on my kouki....
Someone asks what bumper it is
You reply its a JDM front bumper

That automatically makes you a ricer?

Gtfo.

iamthewinner

I Guess ur one of those noobs that ask dumb question. I would politely tell them to fuk off.

Jus Skott

why be polite?

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xoxide

Im sure you would.

Silvia716

a friend of mine "thats a sick radiator" Me "dude thats an IC"

muffler

there was a pick up truck with the exhaust tip pointing down and one of my friends said
"thats a sick downpipe!".. lol typical honda owner

foxystyle

"woah, do you have a sr20 in your prelude!?"

I was driving a s13 coupe.

typical honda owner.

ZenkiCam

Had a trap star tell me today at advance auto (where I work) that if you run out of gas always have automatic transmission fluid handy cuz you can use it like gasoline. I was like ill have to try that sometime man thanks. And he replied no problem brig. Bumped his chest two times threw up deuces and walked out