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**ThatGuy** · 02-02-2009, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc4usmc

I emailed that guy just to fuck with him, he said he got that car from the guy that was pinked and that that was his only screen name. Lying or not, after I told him I couldn't help him he sent me this email...

I guess when he bought the car from him, he also bought his IP address, birthday, and personal information too. Wow, what a deal!

sunnys14 · 02-02-2009, 12:48 PM

"when are you gonna do a silvia conversion?"

after looking at my s14 zenki front end...

EmKayThree · 02-02-2009, 12:59 PM

"Dang this Cantaloupe tastes funny." <---me

"I think it's because you think it's mango" <---friend

(Did i not just say cantaloupe?)

On top of that, same time, i asked,

He's wearing a solid Orange color shirt,
"Are you retarded? I bet the color of your shirts mango too right?" <---me

"Dude i know what color my shirt is, it's cantaloupe!" <---friend

Epic fail of all times, I still make fun of him because of this incident.

usdm180sx · 02-02-2009, 01:12 PM

From 240sx forums.com: my head lights are starting to stick i was thinking about putting 93' 300z head lights does any one have any idea how to do that or if those lights would fit

EmKayThree · 02-02-2009, 01:34 PM

Nah, i don't like 240's they're slow, 180's are the way to go.

RaceBred 17 · 02-02-2009, 01:55 PM

Random kid,"I want to get my prelude sponserd so i can drift profesionally."

ZilviaKid · 02-02-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmKayThree

Nah, i don't like 240's they're slow, 180's are the way to go.

that sounds pretty accurate to me.. noob.

Greddy323 · 02-02-2009, 05:54 PM

"is that a skyline motor"
i have an sr and i dont know how many fwd guys have asked me that

SpeedElement · 02-02-2009, 11:59 PM

Some ricer with a camry at my school-
"dude im gonna buy a Injen intake thats suppose to add 14.5 horsepower, its going to be hella fast" I tried so hard not to laugh.
my friend that was riding in my 300zx when in 4th gear-
him-"put it into 5th,(shift to 5th), huh? why isnt it going faster?
me-"because im at to low of an rpm to accelerate a lot."
him-"but isnt that suppose to be better on the belts?"
me-(turn on the radio and stop talking)

mr.booie · 02-03-2009, 02:34 PM

Automotive class: (on subject of turbos and superchargers)
kid #1: "whats that whistleing noise those cars make when they shift?"
kid #2: "DUDE! THATS A SHIFT KIT THEY PUT IN THE TRANNY TO MAKE THAT NOISE!!! IDIOT!!!"
me:

that was a joke right?
kid #2: no. are you retarded?

RaceBred 17 · 02-03-2009, 03:05 PM

Old guy,"hey sounds like you got a vacum leak." it was the BOV

RaceBred 17 · 02-03-2009, 03:06 PM

Its funny when people say they know about stuff, then they turn out to be phonies.

brunswick240 · 02-03-2009, 03:20 PM

school kid: Why do you have a monkey on your car? (zilvian monkey)
me: ehhh its a 240 forum, kinda like a 240 thing....
school kid: (walking away) Dudes that own 240s are so fucking weird, I'll never understand why they lower their cars and put suicide stickers and monkey stickers on.

vin diesel · 02-03-2009, 03:42 PM

while i was talking to my english teacher about nissans, out of nowhere a ricer attacks
ricer-ya i like cars too, i want to get a old integra, get a sporty spoiler, Ferrari i mean Lamborghini doors. and then maybe upgrade the engine.
teacher- ????
me- so your going to put all this shit on your car and spend all your money to make it look gay. and then maybe make it faster.
ricer-

uhhh nissans are gay. bye.

Xbroke_kidX · 02-03-2009, 03:48 PM

Sitting waiting for the a light to turn green. Two guys pull up next to me in a truck.

Guys: Hey is it fast?
Me: uhhh...no its pretty slow...
Guys: hahahah really?
Me: umm yeah
Guys: O because I bought this video game and that car was really fast
Me: o cool.... later

EDacIouSX · 02-03-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fromxtor

"Nissan made 240s for drifting."

oh man you heard this one too? lol.... trying to think of some funny comments.... can't think of any off the top of my head

driven_ · 02-03-2009, 07:25 PM

i get too much of this crap at school
(which most of my previous stories mostly were)

TODAY:

friend: so peter your new car is rusting?
me: yeah, i need some welding skills.
friend: i see,
*talks about welding*
3 min. later...
friend: yeah dude, i can fix your motor for you, soup it up, put some racing stripes on your car
me:

Me:sure, if its all free
him:no, but yeah, dude, racing stripes would look nice on your chevy 240sx.
me:its a nissan dude
him

h yeah, *googles up pictures*
and i return to my duties.

2toneluv · 02-03-2009, 08:14 PM

guy at a gas station: "dude nice wheels you got there, you get em at les schwab?" he walks around to the rear of the car and looks at them standing a lil farther away "wow your camber is all messed up, your going to go through tires fast"

i have work meister s1 3pc wheels.. les schwab? haha

duffman1278 · 02-03-2009, 09:12 PM

Just saw this today on Nico

"Ok 1st off I did use the search but didnt see anything that really answers my ? so dont flame me lol
Anywho my question is...Do I have to have a turbo to use a front mounted intercooler or can I just install one on a stock KA?"

Slammed180 · 02-03-2009, 09:20 PM

Tell him he needs muffler bearings before he upgrades his IC.

wow-thats-a-cool-car · 02-04-2009, 12:35 AM

today at welding class I was welding a diff for a friend and some new ricer kid comes up and the conversation starts.

Him: what r u doiing?
Me: Welding a diff
Him: what does it do?
Me: Its kind of like a poor mans lsd and its great for drifting
Him: Drifting is off the chain I wanna try that
Me: thats chill u into like 240's and japanese cars
Him: ya i'm gonna try drifting soon i need to buy some tryes and other stuff
Me: What do u drive?
Him: Acord wagon...is jdm as hell
Me: thats chill but its not rwd
Him: what r u talking about long cars are always rwd duh
Me: are you sure?
Him: Ya dude its gonna be sick i'll drift out of the parking lot
Me: *laugh* and walk away

Hawaiian240 · 02-04-2009, 04:02 AM

^^ It's funny how so many people these days lack such basic knowledge about things they are enthusiastic about (especially when the info is just a "search" away). But more so, how many people are lazy and lack common sense on any level.

However........I am sure I was one of them at one point, and still am on certain subjects. But I am always willing to learn and admit I don't know it.

***Future240*** · 02-04-2009, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawaiian240

^^ It's funny how so many people these days lack such basic knowledge about things they are enthusiastic about (especially when the info is just a "search" away). But more so, how many people are lazy and lack common sense on any level.
However........I am sure I was one of them at one point, and still am on certain subjects. But I am always willing to learn and admit I don't know it.

As I'm sure alot of us were and are, but what separates them from us, is that we take the time to search and don't spout our random shit as if we are experts on what we are talking about

white96zenki · 02-05-2009, 01:34 PM

a kid i used to hang out with has a stock acura csx and tells me he wants to get a "blow off valves kit" for his car lol and then when i was driving with him one day in the rain he tells me he can drift and he goes around a corner just spinning his front wheels

ANVIL · 02-05-2009, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jworks

Update: well I yanked out the battery yesterday afternoon and didn't even decide to take it to autozone to even test it. When I took it out I heard liquid in the battery sloshing around. So time for a new battery.

one from the tech section

n240sxfnatic · 02-05-2009, 02:09 PM

Im watching travel channel and some bitch was talking about her lawn mower she races. Its got a bigger pistons and rings which were bored out and better flywheels(plural).

unfuxwitable · 02-05-2009, 03:28 PM

Some of you may have seen this already, but for those who havnt, read up and prepare to laugh

Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - AudiForums.com

***enkei2k*** · 02-05-2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unfuxwitable

Some of you may have seen this already, but for those who havnt, read up and prepare to laugh

Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - AudiForums.com

that's even worse than the DSM story with the nail filer...i'm a noob when it comes to engines and stuff, but even i have some common sense...wow

VROOOM · 02-05-2009, 03:54 PM

I have a Mazda so im on Mazda forums too. one guy asked if an STi hood would fit on his Mazdaspeed3. i thought it was pretty awesome.

this one is good too. saw it on Cobaltss.net

this is the first post

So we all know that the supercharged engines need the intake bypass valve so they work in reverse. Otherwise the supercharger would just suck all the air out of the cylinder. So knowing that, how does the turbocharged version work in reverse? The engine is trying to suck air backwards, yet the turbo wants to spin forward so I don't see how it works. Is there some sort of exhausting intake bypass valve on the turbo version? Also, if it does have the valve, does that also mean that it can make boost in reverse? Like how much boost? Like 5 psi or does it go over 20?

Can anyone help me sort this out?

Reverse? - Cobalt SS Network

ANVIL · 02-05-2009, 04:18 PM

LOL that cobalt one is a good one

that audi one is blocked at my work... is that the one where he sucked up sand to try to port and polish his head?

02-02-2009, 01:12 PM	#304
usdm180sx Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 562 Posts: 4,807 Trader Rating: (5) Rides Gallery: usdm180sx Feedback Score: 5 reviews	From 240sx forums.com: my head lights are starting to stick i was thinking about putting 93' 300z head lights does any one have any idea how to do that or if those lights would fit __________________ -Norm!

02-03-2009, 02:34 PM	#310
mr.booie Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Palmdale 93551 Posts: 769 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Automotive class: (on subject of turbos and superchargers) kid #1: "whats that whistleing noise those cars make when they shift?" kid #2: "DUDE! THATS A SHIFT KIT THEY PUT IN THE TRANNY TO MAKE THAT NOISE!!! IDIOT!!!" me: that was a joke right? kid #2: no. are you retarded? __________________

02-03-2009, 03:42 PM	#314
vin diesel Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Cleveland Age: 29 Posts: 182 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	while i was talking to my english teacher about nissans, out of nowhere a ricer attacks ricer-ya i like cars too, i want to get a old integra, get a sporty spoiler, Ferrari i mean Lamborghini doors. and then maybe upgrade the engine. teacher- ???? me- so your going to put all this shit on your car and spend all your money to make it look gay. and then maybe make it faster. ricer- uhhh nissans are gay. bye. __________________

02-03-2009, 07:25 PM	#317
driven_ Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 28 Posts: 884 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	i get too much of this crap at school (which most of my previous stories mostly were) TODAY: friend: so peter your new car is rusting? me: yeah, i need some welding skills. friend: i see, talks about welding 3 min. later... friend: yeah dude, i can fix your motor for you, soup it up, put some racing stripes on your car me: Me:sure, if its all free him:no, but yeah, dude, racing stripes would look nice on your chevy 240sx. me:its a nissan dude himh yeah, googles up pictures and i return to my duties. __________________ Find me on MR2oc!

02-03-2009, 09:20 PM	#320
Slammed180 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Calgary, Canada Age: 34 Posts: 1,445 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Tell him he needs muffler bearings before he upgrades his IC. __________________ Blow me, bitches.

02-02-2009, 12:48 PM	#302
sunnys14 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: a land far far away... Posts: 1,549 Trader Rating: (19) Feedback Score: 19 reviews	"when are you gonna do a silvia conversion?" after looking at my s14 zenki front end...

02-02-2009, 12:59 PM	#303
EmKayThree Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Los Angeles Age: 34 Posts: 34 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Dang this Cantaloupe tastes funny." <---me "I think it's because you think it's mango" <---friend (Did i not just say cantaloupe?) On top of that, same time, i asked, He's wearing a solid Orange color shirt, "Are you retarded? I bet the color of your shirts mango too right?" <---me "Dude i know what color my shirt is, it's cantaloupe!" <---friend Epic fail of all times, I still make fun of him because of this incident.

02-02-2009, 01:34 PM	#305
EmKayThree Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Los Angeles Age: 34 Posts: 34 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Nah, i don't like 240's they're slow, 180's are the way to go.

02-02-2009, 01:55 PM	#306
RaceBred 17 Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: riverside CA Age: 36 Posts: 240 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Random kid,"I want to get my prelude sponserd so i can drift profesionally."

02-02-2009, 05:54 PM	#308
Greddy323 Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: 1 Age: 32 Posts: 192 Trader Rating: (-3) Feedback Score: -3 reviews	"is that a skyline motor" i have an sr and i dont know how many fwd guys have asked me that

02-02-2009, 11:59 PM	#309
SpeedElement Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: California Age: 29 Posts: 1 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Some ricer with a camry at my school- "dude im gonna buy a Injen intake thats suppose to add 14.5 horsepower, its going to be hella fast" I tried so hard not to laugh. my friend that was riding in my 300zx when in 4th gear- him-"put it into 5th,(shift to 5th), huh? why isnt it going faster? me-"because im at to low of an rpm to accelerate a lot." him-"but isnt that suppose to be better on the belts?" me-(turn on the radio and stop talking)

02-03-2009, 03:05 PM	#311
RaceBred 17 Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: riverside CA Age: 36 Posts: 240 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Old guy,"hey sounds like you got a vacum leak." it was the BOV

02-03-2009, 03:06 PM	#312
RaceBred 17 Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: riverside CA Age: 36 Posts: 240 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Its funny when people say they know about stuff, then they turn out to be phonies.

02-03-2009, 03:20 PM	#313
brunswick240 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Brunswick, OH Posts: 519 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	school kid: Why do you have a monkey on your car? (zilvian monkey) me: ehhh its a 240 forum, kinda like a 240 thing.... school kid: (walking away) Dudes that own 240s are so fucking weird, I'll never understand why they lower their cars and put suicide stickers and monkey stickers on.

02-03-2009, 03:48 PM	#315
Xbroke_kidX Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mordor Posts: 1,113 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	Sitting waiting for the a light to turn green. Two guys pull up next to me in a truck. Guys: Hey is it fast? Me: uhhh...no its pretty slow... Guys: hahahah really? Me: umm yeah Guys: O because I bought this video game and that car was really fast Me: o cool.... later

02-03-2009, 08:14 PM	#318
2toneluv Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: placerville CA Age: 31 Posts: 385 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	guy at a gas station: "dude nice wheels you got there, you get em at les schwab?" he walks around to the rear of the car and looks at them standing a lil farther away "wow your camber is all messed up, your going to go through tires fast" i have work meister s1 3pc wheels.. les schwab? haha

02-03-2009, 09:12 PM	#319
duffman1278 Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Covina Age: 33 Posts: 2,844 Trader Rating: (8) Rides Gallery: duffman1278 Feedback Score: 8 reviews	Just saw this today on Nico "Ok 1st off I did use the search but didnt see anything that really answers my ? so dont flame me lol Anywho my question is...Do I have to have a turbo to use a front mounted intercooler or can I just install one on a stock KA?"

02-04-2009, 12:35 AM	#321
wow-thats-a-cool-car Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California Posts: 2,663 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	today at welding class I was welding a diff for a friend and some new ricer kid comes up and the conversation starts. Him: what r u doiing? Me: Welding a diff Him: what does it do? Me: Its kind of like a poor mans lsd and its great for drifting Him: Drifting is off the chain I wanna try that Me: thats chill u into like 240's and japanese cars Him: ya i'm gonna try drifting soon i need to buy some tryes and other stuff Me: What do u drive? Him: Acord wagon...is jdm as hell Me: thats chill but its not rwd Him: what r u talking about long cars are always rwd duh Me: are you sure? Him: Ya dude its gonna be sick i'll drift out of the parking lot Me: laugh and walk away __________________

02-04-2009, 04:02 AM	#322
Hawaiian240 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Chesapeake, VA Age: 48 Posts: 517 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: Hawaiian240 Feedback Score: 17 reviews	^^ It's funny how so many people these days lack such basic knowledge about things they are enthusiastic about (especially when the info is just a "search" away). But more so, how many people are lazy and lack common sense on any level. However........I am sure I was one of them at one point, and still am on certain subjects. But I am always willing to learn and admit I don't know it. __________________ For Sale threads: http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items/33286...tons-pics.html Review Thread: http://zilvia.net/f/private-sellers/...-chhheeee.html TRADER RATING: http://zilvia.net/f/traderratings.html?u=66301

02-05-2009, 01:34 PM	#324
white96zenki Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: hamilton Age: 32 Posts: 3 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	a kid i used to hang out with has a stock acura csx and tells me he wants to get a "blow off valves kit" for his car lol and then when i was driving with him one day in the rain he tells me he can drift and he goes around a corner just spinning his front wheels

02-05-2009, 02:09 PM	#326
n240sxfnatic Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Des Moines, Ia Age: 33 Posts: 493 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Im watching travel channel and some bitch was talking about her lawn mower she races. Its got a bigger pistons and rings which were bored out and better flywheels(plural).

02-05-2009, 03:28 PM	#327
unfuxwitable Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: long beach, ca Age: 32 Posts: 99 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Some of you may have seen this already, but for those who havnt, read up and prepare to laugh Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - AudiForums.com

02-05-2009, 04:18 PM	#330
ANVIL Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Anchorage, Alaska Posts: 1,173 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	LOL that cobalt one is a good one that audi one is blocked at my work... is that the one where he sucked up sand to try to port and polish his head?

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