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Akiros · 01-03-2012, 12:43 PM

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sil80owner · 01-03-2012, 04:28 PM

1st one was funny knock and kik things down like a monster LMAO

96_Zenki · 01-04-2012, 09:13 AM

Saw this on ebay, the ad is down now.

SRTFerg · 01-04-2012, 05:24 PM

You know you can just go on craigslist and look on the left where is says "Best of Craigslist" and they have all the funny ads there for you right?

DrtyRat · 01-04-2012, 05:36 PM

I'm pretty sure there was a thread like this before but it didn't last too long bc ppl couldn't refrain from posting inappropriate ads. Let's see where this one goes.

upsdude · 01-04-2012, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SRTFerg

You know you can just go on craigslist and look on the left where is says "Best of Craigslist" and they have all the funny ads there for you right?

so i looked for that link and bam! the first ad is a woman looking for a guy to bang her while dressed as super mario

[email protected] · 04-13-2012, 12:29 AM

This guy wants to rent out his 240sx LOL!

*hOngsterr* · 04-13-2012, 10:07 AM

An anonymous hookup at a Megadeth and Motörhead concert in February ended in pregnancy — so the woman went searching for her baby daddy on Craigslist Chicago with a post that has since been flagged for removal. Graphic descriptions of both their outfits and their sexcapade prove there is no shame when it comes to impending parenthood. [thenextweb]

DJ-of-E · 04-13-2012, 11:13 AM

Roffles. I dont think dude with mohawk would man up for this.

TougeSR20Kid · 04-13-2012, 01:37 PM

Ahhhh man that first one is fucking hilarious.... He's not gay, just wants to touch anoher guy while playing with his trains haha

Josh400 · 04-13-2012, 08:30 PM

The holiday girl friend is the best one! Lol

cserrano86 · 04-15-2012, 09:39 PM

These two are on the "Best" of craigslist. Lol. They're quite possibly the best ads I've ever seen.

Yoga mat for sale. Used once.

Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsterss

Josh400 · 04-17-2012, 11:05 AM

Pet Cat

The Position

I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you're interested we'll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.

Things About Me

I am at my best slacking off, sitting around the house, that kind of thing. Very much like a cat. My lifelong passion and hobby is napping, and my qualifications in this field are impecabble. Sometimes I change rooms or chairs, and sometimes I even go to the front window to see what's going on in the street. One of my favorite moments is the long drawn out yawn accompanied by a full body stretch. At nights I like to take a nip outside and prowl around town, getting back a bit before sunrise.

My Job Experience

1995-1998: lived at my parent's. No job whatsoever and lounged around the house. Performed these duties admirably.
1998-2000: lived at my sister's place with her fiance. Still no job, watched TV mostly from the couch, sometimes the floor. Achieved all goals and overcame all obstacles, gained the experience needed to move myself forward professionally.
2000-2004: lived at my girlfriend's. No job, lounged around in her backyard when she was away, curled up on her lap when she got home. Tough situation but rose to the occasion.
-references available

What I Will Do As Your Pet Cat

Basically my objective is to fulfill all the duties of a domestic cat. I promise to sit around the house all day doing nothing, catch naps, maybe watch some TV. I will NOT do any work whatsoever, nor will I pick up the phone. Since we cats like to stay clean I will have a long warm bath two times a day. When you come back after work, I will give you 30 seconds of affection, then go back to my nap. If you speak to me about what happened at work I will gaze impassively at the wall, and you will have no idea whether I am listening to you or not. I will largely ignore any friends or relatives you bring over.

What You Will Do As My Owner

Your job is to provide me with all the food I need to stay happy. (uhh, I'm a talented cat too so I know how to open the fridge and help myself to food, keep it stocked). Its also up to you to keep the place clean so I can find plenty of areas to sit and nap. As a potential owner you'll most definitely have a TV with satellite (like all cats I'm mesmerized by the moving things on the screen) that I'll be able to watch while you're at work. All medical/dental expenses covered by you the employer. I'm not your typical stay-at-home house cat so it's vital you leave a window open at night so I can go out and roam. Don't worry where I go, if it makes you feel better than leave me some spending cash on the table before you go to bed.

So how does that sound? If you are interested then send me an email

TougeSR20Kid · 04-17-2012, 02:13 PM

^^ lol good shit, sad thing is I know a few people who could be suspect to that ad

Quote:

To the person who has my Ikea dresser...

I'm sorry to have to post this, but a horrible mistake was made. When you picked up the dresser I was not at home. My roommate was supposed to make sure that my ferrets were put away, but...
Bottom line, my two ferrets are in separate drawers of the dresser. They should be okay, but I wanted to warn you not to take them both out at the same time.
They were rescues... and I was never able to socialize them.
They not only fight, but actively plot each other's demise.
Otherwise - they're perfectly fine!
Please call or email when you read this.
*sorry for the inconvenience

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Haha WHAT?

Josh400 · 04-17-2012, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TougeSR20Kid

^^ lol good shit, sad thing is I know a few people who could be suspect to that ad

Haha WHAT?

Are you Effing kidding me?! Thats crazy people would really do that shit! Lol yeah that really also. Makes me wonder about this world or the after life

ZBuller80 · 05-08-2012, 01:13 PM

Got these right before it sold. It's awesome!

Josh400 · 05-08-2012, 01:32 PM

Lol that's effing funny! ^^

Junior x · 05-08-2012, 01:43 PM

hahahah that one 2 up just had my cryin i was laughin so hard. shits gettin real. real f(#$ fast! hahaha

KevinniveK · 05-09-2012, 12:49 AM

Moy12 · 05-09-2012, 01:11 AM

Saw this on a different forum. ha

ZBuller80 · 05-27-2012, 07:47 PM

Best part of the skyline ad is that my friend emailed him asking if he could see it and he said
"sorry man, I rolled it trying to impress some bitches"

fyneyoungstunna · 05-30-2012, 12:30 PM

Dagger Crazy88 6.2
work internet magic you mages and make it appear like above.

migzs14 · 09-16-2012, 01:21 PM

I was looking for some video games on CL and this was in the videogame section lol

S13-1UZ · 09-16-2012, 02:12 PM

Strange people in this world!! =0....

acslater9 · 07-26-2013, 01:15 PM

Had to revive this thread, this ad is just too funny lmfao!

1991 Toyota Cressida, better than 240sx rx 7 miata ek eg ef

DenkiMan! · 07-28-2013, 03:39 PM

i cant find it now but i recently came up on a craigslist ad for someone selling an s13 powered by an rb26 and looked kinda beat up. they wanted $30k lol. drift tax man

HipHopHippo · 08-06-2013, 10:03 PM

[email protected] · 08-06-2013, 11:44 PM

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ��

Rich260z · 08-07-2013, 12:38 AM

That add would be near me in FL.

locoluna825 · 08-07-2013, 01:04 PM

I found this kind of funny.... Don't know if you all will....

1999 & up F 250 -F 350 3rd light cober - Sick 240sx look

01-03-2012, 12:43 PM	#1
Akiros Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Arkansas Age: 33 Posts: 1,242 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	The "funny craigslist ad" thread Remember to quote / printscreen new ads because they expire. Uploaded with ImageShack.us

04-17-2012, 11:05 AM	#13
Josh400 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Pet Cat Pet Cat The Position I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you're interested we'll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals. Things About Me I am at my best slacking off, sitting around the house, that kind of thing. Very much like a cat. My lifelong passion and hobby is napping, and my qualifications in this field are impecabble. Sometimes I change rooms or chairs, and sometimes I even go to the front window to see what's going on in the street. One of my favorite moments is the long drawn out yawn accompanied by a full body stretch. At nights I like to take a nip outside and prowl around town, getting back a bit before sunrise. My Job Experience 1995-1998: lived at my parent's. No job whatsoever and lounged around the house. Performed these duties admirably. 1998-2000: lived at my sister's place with her fiance. Still no job, watched TV mostly from the couch, sometimes the floor. Achieved all goals and overcame all obstacles, gained the experience needed to move myself forward professionally. 2000-2004: lived at my girlfriend's. No job, lounged around in her backyard when she was away, curled up on her lap when she got home. Tough situation but rose to the occasion. -references available What I Will Do As Your Pet Cat Basically my objective is to fulfill all the duties of a domestic cat. I promise to sit around the house all day doing nothing, catch naps, maybe watch some TV. I will NOT do any work whatsoever, nor will I pick up the phone. Since we cats like to stay clean I will have a long warm bath two times a day. When you come back after work, I will give you 30 seconds of affection, then go back to my nap. If you speak to me about what happened at work I will gaze impassively at the wall, and you will have no idea whether I am listening to you or not. I will largely ignore any friends or relatives you bring over. What You Will Do As My Owner Your job is to provide me with all the food I need to stay happy. (uhh, I'm a talented cat too so I know how to open the fridge and help myself to food, keep it stocked). Its also up to you to keep the place clean so I can find plenty of areas to sit and nap. As a potential owner you'll most definitely have a TV with satellite (like all cats I'm mesmerized by the moving things on the screen) that I'll be able to watch while you're at work. All medical/dental expenses covered by you the employer. I'm not your typical stay-at-home house cat so it's vital you leave a window open at night so I can go out and roam. Don't worry where I go, if it makes you feel better than leave me some spending cash on the table before you go to bed. So how does that sound? If you are interested then send me an email

05-30-2012, 12:30 PM	#22
fyneyoungstunna Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: colorado springs Posts: 722 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dagger Crazy88 6.2 work internet magic you mages and make it appear like above. __________________ Can't Follow the Rules STATEMENTS make me a Dumb-ass

08-06-2013, 10:03 PM	#27
HipHopHippo Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: not florida Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	__________________

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01-03-2012, 04:28 PM	#2
sil80owner Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Ca Age: 30 Posts: 453 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	1st one was funny knock and kik things down like a monster LMAO

01-04-2012, 09:13 AM	#3
96_Zenki Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 38 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Saw this on ebay, the ad is down now.

04-13-2012, 12:29 AM	#7
[email protected] Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Zacatecas, Mx; Paramount, Ca Age: 31 Posts: 1,626 Trader Rating: (32) Feedback Score: 32 reviews	This guy wants to rent out his 240sx LOL!

04-13-2012, 08:30 PM	#11
Josh400 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	The holiday girl friend is the best one! Lol

05-08-2012, 01:32 PM	#17
Josh400 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Lol that's effing funny! ^^

05-09-2012, 12:49 AM	#19
KevinniveK Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2012 Location: California. Age: 27 Posts: 103 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews

05-09-2012, 01:11 AM	#20
Moy12 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lynwood Age: 29 Posts: 368 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Saw this on a different forum. ha

05-27-2012, 07:47 PM	#21
ZBuller80 Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East St Paul, Manitoba, Canada Age: 27 Posts: 153 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Best part of the skyline ad is that my friend emailed him asking if he could see it and he said "sorry man, I rolled it trying to impress some bitches"

09-16-2012, 01:21 PM	#23
migzs14 Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Garden Grove 714 Posts: 294 Trader Rating: (17) Feedback Score: 17 reviews	I was looking for some video games on CL and this was in the videogame section lol

09-16-2012, 02:12 PM	#24
S13-1UZ Join Date: May 2012 Location: Long Beach Age: 30 Posts: 35 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Strange people in this world!! =0....

07-26-2013, 01:15 PM	#25
acslater9 Zilvia Addict Join Date: May 2013 Location: Florida Age: 27 Posts: 702 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Had to revive this thread, this ad is just too funny lmfao! 1991 Toyota Cressida, better than 240sx rx 7 miata ek eg ef

08-06-2013, 11:44 PM	#28
[email protected] Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Zacatecas, Mx; Paramount, Ca Age: 31 Posts: 1,626 Trader Rating: (32) Feedback Score: 32 reviews	Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ��

08-07-2013, 12:38 AM	#29
Rich260z Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Burbank, CA Posts: 621 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	That add would be near me in FL.

08-07-2013, 01:04 PM	#30
locoluna825 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Santa Ana Age: 30 Posts: 721 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	I found this kind of funny.... Don't know if you all will.... 1999 & up F 250 -F 350 3rd light cober - Sick 240sx look