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ghostuss · 02-01-2005, 07:44 PM

ninja. You get to jump into girlz room and steal panties =P.

infinitexsound · 02-01-2005, 10:09 PM

pirate : steals, prostitues, bad teeth, smelly, on a boat full of men for a long long long time in the seas, works for a captain.....

ninja: paid assasin, honor, martial arts, double life, character of many video games and movies, get a dope name....

i choose ninja gaiden , shinobi, sub-zero, scorpion, haro...

chineseb0i · 02-02-2005, 02:02 AM

waht infinitexsound said except pirates also got wooden pegs as legs and they suffer from scurvy and shiet

Andrew Bohan · 02-02-2005, 02:42 PM

ninjas are not honorable.
japanese didn't consider sneaking up and killing someone while hiding your identity to be honroable.

but they are effective.

Var · 02-02-2005, 02:58 PM

samurai are honorable cause they eat steamed rice

but at least ninjas have discipline, unlike STD infected one eyed, one legged one armed scalywags

blu808 · 02-02-2005, 03:27 PM

Hi var

Var · 02-02-2005, 03:32 PM

lol @ your sig. fruitcake
time for an LS-1

h3rb · 02-02-2005, 05:07 PM

ill go ninja..ITS JDM

SilviaNinja240 · 02-02-2005, 05:39 PM

dude, Ninjas are PEOPLE!! Not market commodities! Grr..

ghostuss · 02-02-2005, 06:20 PM

ninja was considered slaves and tools. Their lives have no value at all. Choose wisely, I won't want to be someone's killing machine =).

RSP13-Sideways · 02-02-2005, 06:57 PM

im a pink ninja. :ghey:

AlligatorBling · 02-02-2005, 08:12 PM

anybody ever play the computer game the curse of monkey island? pirate, hands down...

RSP13-Sideways · 02-03-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSP13-Sideways

im a pink ninja. :ghey:

Ok Luke so we're gonna be logging on to eachothers names? Ohhhh ok ok...I got you on radar..

And Ninjas win, because they're stealth like...and The Curse of Monkey Island is a fun pirate game.

blu808 · 02-03-2005, 02:21 PM

Hi Jalal. :ghey:

Andrew Bohan · 02-03-2005, 02:24 PM

hi luke

blu808 · 02-03-2005, 02:29 PM

Hi andrew.

darkdrifter · 02-03-2005, 06:50 PM

I would have to say Ninja. I mean there is not anything more bad ass then a ninja

IAM_SO_sLOw · 02-04-2005, 10:35 AM

so is there any groups that use ninjas as there icon or whatever you call it like touge pirates and land ho use pirates as theres?

Whiplash Willy · 02-04-2005, 12:17 PM

The following story from the realultimatepower.net should explain why ninjas pwn pirates:

The Ultimate Battle

Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

END

IAM_SO_sLOw · 02-04-2005, 12:34 PM

interesting story lol

citizen · 02-04-2005, 02:24 PM

i say SHAOLIN MONK. THEY ARE TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

/back to watching Sleeping Fist~

Var · 02-04-2005, 02:56 PM

another script from the same writer

"The King's Gold/Babes

Scene 1:

In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”

The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”

Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…

When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.

Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.

END

-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong. "

Whiplash Willy · 02-04-2005, 03:28 PM

Yea that is good stuff....the owner of this thread must have been inspired by realultimatepower.net.

papershot · 02-05-2005, 09:02 PM

Ninjas are so 2001. Captain Jack Sparrow made pirates the official badasses of right fuckin' now - busteedtees, hahah...

pirates have awesome phrases such as "arrrrrrgh" and they have eyepatches. jack sparrow didn't have a pegleg/clap AND he ended up with the girl.

ninjas are sometimes confused with terrorists.

therefore, pirates > ninjas

**Phlip** · 02-05-2005, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSP13-Sideways

im a pink ninja. :ghey:

Synonymous to a butt-pirate?

w1ngzer0 · 02-05-2005, 10:48 PM

pirate because i can go aye and har har and arrrrr. What can ninjas do? nothing but be quiet

ooo ooo also we get all the women and beer we want. What do ninjas get? lonely night with soap....

WILDACEX187 · 02-08-2005, 01:58 PM

and leaves dont forget leaves

sj250 · 02-08-2005, 01:58 PM

aaaaaarrrrrrrr........joe's be the only place for steve.

sorry, had to throw that in there...Dodgeball is awesome

SlideStar · 02-08-2005, 02:44 PM

Hmm that's a hard call to make... I would go with Pirates but then what about ninja robots? that's just a whole new level of awesome! If an army of ninjas fought an army of pirates??? I think robot ninjas would own the both of them put together.... unless the pirates where trained in the art of ninjitsu.

AlligatorBling · 02-08-2005, 07:43 PM

man, pirates sail the seas, and meet girls like brandy, yell arrrh and land ho! wtf. how can you not say pirate.

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02-01-2005, 07:44 PM	#31
ghostuss Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Diego/San Francisco Age: 35 Posts: 1,337 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ninja. You get to jump into girlz room and steal panties =P. __________________ 96 all suspension s14 SOLD 90 s13 coupe - SOLD Currently rocking 2002 BMW M3 w/ custom suspension. ButtonWillow, CA entire circuit drift/grip event by shock drifting spot for sale. Take over my spot for $150 only.

02-02-2005, 02:02 AM	#33
chineseb0i Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bay Area (CA) Age: 36 Posts: 853 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	waht infinitexsound said except pirates also got wooden pegs as legs and they suffer from scurvy and shiet __________________ 89 240sx Coupe

02-02-2005, 02:58 PM	#35
Var Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norcal Age: 39 Posts: 5,032 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Var Feedback Score: 0 reviews	samurai are honorable cause they eat steamed rice but at least ninjas have discipline, unlike STD infected one eyed, one legged one armed scalywags __________________ Hi

02-02-2005, 03:27 PM	#36
blu808 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Campbell, Ca Age: 38 Posts: 5,010 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Hi var __________________

02-01-2005, 10:09 PM	#32
infinitexsound Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: INtraweb Age: 39 Posts: 3,522 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	pirate : steals, prostitues, bad teeth, smelly, on a boat full of men for a long long long time in the seas, works for a captain..... ninja: paid assasin, honor, martial arts, double life, character of many video games and movies, get a dope name.... i choose ninja gaiden , shinobi, sub-zero, scorpion, haro...

02-02-2005, 02:42 PM	#34
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	ninjas are not honorable. japanese didn't consider sneaking up and killing someone while hiding your identity to be honroable. but they are effective.

02-02-2005, 03:32 PM	#37
Var Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norcal Age: 39 Posts: 5,032 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Var Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol @ your sig. fruitcake time for an LS-1 __________________ Hi

02-02-2005, 05:07 PM	#38
h3rb Zilvia Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: san jose,ca Posts: 267 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	ill go ninja..ITS JDM

02-02-2005, 05:39 PM	#39
SilviaNinja240 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Shibukawa, Gunma Posts: 1,152 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	dude, Ninjas are PEOPLE!! Not market commodities! Grr.. __________________

02-02-2005, 06:20 PM	#40
ghostuss Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Diego/San Francisco Age: 35 Posts: 1,337 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ninja was considered slaves and tools. Their lives have no value at all. Choose wisely, I won't want to be someone's killing machine =). __________________ 96 all suspension s14 SOLD 90 s13 coupe - SOLD Currently rocking 2002 BMW M3 w/ custom suspension. ButtonWillow, CA entire circuit drift/grip event by shock drifting spot for sale. Take over my spot for $150 only.

02-02-2005, 06:57 PM	#41
RSP13-Sideways Zilvia Addict Join Date: May 2003 Location: Northern California Age: 39 Posts: 850 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	im a pink ninja. :ghey: __________________ - Jay WTB: Nothing at the moment. LEWL WTS: Everything sold, thanks folks!

02-02-2005, 08:12 PM	#42
AlligatorBling BANNED Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Virgina Age: 39 Posts: 856 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	anybody ever play the computer game the curse of monkey island? pirate, hands down...

02-03-2005, 02:21 PM	#44
blu808 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Campbell, Ca Age: 38 Posts: 5,010 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Hi Jalal. :ghey: __________________

02-03-2005, 02:24 PM	#45
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	hi luke

02-03-2005, 02:29 PM	#46
blu808 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Campbell, Ca Age: 38 Posts: 5,010 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Hi andrew. __________________

02-03-2005, 06:50 PM	#47
darkdrifter Leaky Injector Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NH Age: 43 Posts: 54 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I would have to say Ninja. I mean there is not anything more bad ass then a ninja

02-04-2005, 10:35 AM	#48
IAM_SO_sLOw Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: west covina Posts: 1,164 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	so is there any groups that use ninjas as there icon or whatever you call it like touge pirates and land ho use pirates as theres?

02-04-2005, 12:17 PM	#49
Whiplash Willy Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2003 Location: Portland OR Posts: 119 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	The following story from the realultimatepower.net should explain why ninjas pwn pirates: The Ultimate Battle Scene 1: Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork. END __________________ http://www.ivialis.com

02-04-2005, 12:34 PM	#50
IAM_SO_sLOw Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: west covina Posts: 1,164 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	interesting story lol

02-04-2005, 02:24 PM	#51
citizen Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bay Area Posts: 1,240 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: citizen Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i say SHAOLIN MONK. THEY ARE TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! /back to watching Sleeping Fist~

02-04-2005, 02:56 PM	#52
Var Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Norcal Age: 39 Posts: 5,032 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Var Feedback Score: 0 reviews	another script from the same writer "The King's Gold/Babes Scene 1: In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.” The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?” Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail… When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to. Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were. END -this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong. " __________________ Hi

02-04-2005, 03:28 PM	#53
Whiplash Willy Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2003 Location: Portland OR Posts: 119 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Yea that is good stuff....the owner of this thread must have been inspired by realultimatepower.net. __________________ http://www.ivialis.com

02-05-2005, 09:02 PM	#54
papershot Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2004 Location: CT Posts: 368 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ninjas are so 2001. Captain Jack Sparrow made pirates the official badasses of right fuckin' now - busteedtees, hahah... pirates have awesome phrases such as "arrrrrrgh" and they have eyepatches. jack sparrow didn't have a pegleg/clap AND he ended up with the girl. ninjas are sometimes confused with terrorists. therefore, pirates > ninjas

02-05-2005, 10:48 PM	#56
w1ngzer0 Zilvia Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Tucson,AZ Posts: 178 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	pirate because i can go aye and har har and arrrrr. What can ninjas do? nothing but be quiet ooo ooo also we get all the women and beer we want. What do ninjas get? lonely night with soap....

02-08-2005, 01:58 PM	#57
WILDACEX187 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: QUEENZ, NYC Age: 38 Posts: 3,103 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	and leaves dont forget leaves __________________ SR POWA COUPE LUVVV!!!

02-08-2005, 01:58 PM	#58
sj250 Leaky Injector Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Alberta Age: 38 Posts: 94 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	aaaaaarrrrrrrr........joe's be the only place for steve. sorry, had to throw that in there...Dodgeball is awesome

02-08-2005, 02:44 PM	#59
SlideStar Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: your mom's house Posts: 374 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hmm that's a hard call to make... I would go with Pirates but then what about ninja robots? that's just a whole new level of awesome! If an army of ninjas fought an army of pirates??? I think robot ninjas would own the both of them put together.... unless the pirates where trained in the art of ninjitsu.

02-08-2005, 07:43 PM	#60
AlligatorBling BANNED Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Virgina Age: 39 Posts: 856 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	man, pirates sail the seas, and meet girls like brandy, yell arrrh and land ho! wtf. how can you not say pirate.

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