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07-30-2009, 04:49 PM | #32 |
Zilvia Junkie
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Me: Hey, I have a serious question for you. Like life or death serious.
Her: Okay wat is it Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: HAHA, any time, any time. Me: sweet! Her: how many people did you text that to? Me: just you. update in a minute. |
07-30-2009, 04:57 PM | #33 |
Post Whore!
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Omegle = WIN.
Not 100% win, but win enough. ------------- Stranger: hey You: so when you gonna let me tap that? Stranger: now You: saweeeet Stranger: totally Stranger: do it You: okay You: my floppy disk is now a hard drive You: I am ready to probe your G slot You: take your anti-virus panties off Stranger: omg You: yes, it is a huge file |
07-30-2009, 05:03 PM | #34 |
Post Whore!
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Location: Sacramento, CA
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Me: I have a question
Her: Yes? Me: Can I tap that? Her: OMG? Tap? Your silly! Me: So is that a yes? Her: Me: Well you didnt say no!! Woo hoo Her: Nope I didnt!
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07-30-2009, 05:20 PM | #35 | |
Post Whore!
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here's mine me> sup bitch, when you gonna give me some of that POONANNAY her> mike... what are you talking about????!? me> nothing mom. how's everything? sorry, had to take it there... |
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07-30-2009, 05:24 PM | #37 | |
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This is the 2nd forum I have seen it on. Still funny though. If only I was single.....
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07-30-2009, 05:53 PM | #39 |
Post Whore!
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Stranger: im m
You: when can i tap that ass? Stranger: lol Stranger: but Stranger: im different Stranger: im not like other men You: how so? You: do you not have an asshole? Stranger: yes Stranger: i dont have asshole Stranger: i got big dick You: fuckk it You: i'l fuck you in the dick You: my dick will go in your dickhole You: see? Stranger: it can Stranger: cuz You: we can thrust into each others dick Stranger: mine is too big You: agreed. DickThrusting! ---- Win. |
07-30-2009, 05:57 PM | #40 |
Leaky Injector
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me: so when can i tap that
her:well damn kid i hinted around sunday when i asked why dont you just come over, when do you wanna tap it il pencil you in. haha im in it
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07-30-2009, 06:33 PM | #41 |
Zilvia FREAK!
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Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL
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me: aye girl. when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: lol um never? me: damn. harsh. check out this link. i got bored so im sending that message to everyone. Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" - PbNation her: hahah yeah okay. you must be bored. me: hah. yep. anyways... when you gonna let me tap dat? :P her: 2012. the worlds gunna end anyways me: its a date then. ill hold you to it her: haha okay we'll see. |
07-30-2009, 06:51 PM | #42 | |
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Well she is my age, but I'm sure that does happen here. Not by me though! lmao. nice. |
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07-30-2009, 07:00 PM | #43 |
Nissanaholic!
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i wonder how many of you completely made up your "conversations"? hmmmm
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07-30-2009, 07:08 PM | #44 |
Zilvia FREAK!
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omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!
me: aye girl. when you gonna let me tap dat? her: Lmao. You're fucking hilarious! Haha. . . What's up? me: You think I'm joking? Serious question. her: Are you being serious? And don't Fuck around just to get a laugh.lol. me: Well, shit. Now I'm serious. 100%. her: wow. . . never thought i'd dear this from you.lol me: So.. yes? no? perhaps? maybe? her: sure =) |
07-30-2009, 07:09 PM | #45 |
Post Whore!
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WOW on this one lol
Me: I have a question Her: I have an answer Me: Can i tap that? Her: You serious? Me: Yeah Her: You know im taken right? Me: You still havent answered my question tho Her: Im sorry hun but im not gonna cheat on Martin.. I would say yes if I wasnt taken. Mins later... Her: You can have my lil sis if you want.. shes a good girl Me: Ur sis lol? she would let me tap that? Her: Ya she would and shes hot too!! Me: pics? waiting on response now lol hahaha
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07-30-2009, 07:10 PM | #46 |
Post Whore!
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me-can i ask you a serious life and death question?
her-of course me- serious answer please.. her-im getting scared now, what is it about? me-when are you gonna let me smash? her-omg kevin are you serious. me-yes my penis is gonna fall off within the next 24hours and needs to mingle with a vagina before it goes. her-where's your girlfriend? me-she's out of town. her- til when.. me-til sunday and my penis will be long gone by then. her- oh, well... i'll think about it. me-i don't wanna live without my penis, i won't be here long enough. her-are you drunk by any chance? me- no. her-k me-so..? didn't respond..
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07-30-2009, 07:24 PM | #49 |
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Me: Aye girl, can i talk to you real quick?
Her: Sure, whats wrong? Me: Well... I was wondering, when you gonna let me hit that? Her: Haha, Quit playin with me! Me: Girl, ill be yo Aladin and you be my Jasmin and ill take you to a whole new world! Her: You busy tonight? HAHAHA SCOREEE!!!
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07-30-2009, 07:28 PM | #50 |
Zilvia Junkie
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LMAo somebody thats lives in NORCAl quickly PM me your girls number (BUSTY GIRLS PREFERED) Imma hit that i mean send them this joke HURRY UP
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07-30-2009, 07:31 PM | #51 | |
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07-30-2009, 07:42 PM | #52 |
Zilvia FREAK!
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oo damn,... let me think of a good one real quick,... update in a few.....lol
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07-30-2009, 07:42 PM | #53 |
Zilvia FREAK!
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Me: "Hey slut, when are you gonna let me smash your pisser?"
..................... It's been an hour with no response. Hahahaha
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07-30-2009, 08:31 PM | #55 |
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she was my ex that i dropped like 7 months ago, but still friends. She won't let me hit cause of my current girlfriend.
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07-30-2009, 08:50 PM | #56 |
Zilvia Addict
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me.. soo when can i tap that
girl 1.. never you pig girl 2... as soon as i come down again girl 3... wow whatever girl 4.. tap that? me.. please hurry its a life or death question girl 4... what? why is it life or death (obviously not very smart) me... please answer quickly girl 4... tomorrow night me... ooh kinky why not tonight?? girl 4... i have to go home tonight me... aww thats too bad girl 4... dont worry it will be worth the wait lol girl 5... ew lol me.. seriously i need a quick answer girl 5... never lol i have a few more girls i texted im waiting on responses though haha
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07-30-2009, 08:56 PM | #57 |
07-30-2009, 09:02 PM | #58 | |
Post Whore!
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07-30-2009, 09:03 PM | #59 |
Zilvia Addict
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stage 2 is about to commence... 1st listing was with girls i think like me or exs and what not... this time its all girls who dont like me... ill let u know the respnonses and prolly threats i get hahaha
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07-30-2009, 09:12 PM | #60 |
Post Whore!
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Screenshots or it didn't happen!!!!! lol
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