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Old 01-04-2010, 11:02 PM   #601
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LOL the best, all these fucking camrys on this site.
Why do people keep comparing 240's to camrys?
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:17 PM   #602
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Why do people keep comparing 240's to camrys?
Because to people who don't know what they are Zenki's can look like 95-96 Camrys



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Old 01-04-2010, 11:23 PM   #603
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ah ok, I somewhat see a resemblence.
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:55 PM   #604
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somewhat?

its like the EXACT same car.
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Old 01-05-2010, 12:35 AM   #605
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Werd. Plus the fact that there was a 2-door camry in the same body style makes folk think it's a camry.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:41 PM   #606
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at inland drift-
me-so what else besides exhaust do you have
guy with z33-headers, high flow cats, intake...
random guy standing there-"so do you have BOV's?
me-look over shake head, face palm, walk away...
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:50 PM   #607
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I heard this on a Forza 3 lobby the other day.

Random Guy #1: Man this DBS is so sick!
Random Guy #2: I know right? Aston Martin got the DBS' V10 motor from Ford.
Me: Wait.. What?
Random Guy #1: Yeah, you didn't know that? They took a 2003 Cobra motor, removed the charger, and welded on an extra cylinder on each side.
Random Guy #2: You didn't know that dude?
hahaha that something my brother would say......
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:16 AM   #608
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random boy at my highschool : "hey Debby, i was on a 240 forum and all these people were talking about fbs... is that like an old rx7 or something?"

LOL! but i guess logically, it CAN make some sense.. XD
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kid: OH DAMN! Is that an RX-7?
me: nooo... its a 240sx
kid: that shit is sooo sexy

autozone kid: Sick prelude man. I'm working on my mine at home.
me: uh... its a 240...
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:56 AM   #610
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autozone kid: Sick prelude man. I'm working on my mine at home.
me: uh... its a 240...
The other car that people think 240's are.
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:21 PM   #611
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The other car that people think 240's are.
*facepalm*

Honestly, they look closer to the late model USDM integras w/ a JDM front end swap.
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:57 PM   #612
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Is the 240SX the least recognized car?!

Probe, 626, Camry, Integras, Preludes...
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Old 01-06-2010, 06:12 PM   #613
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Is the 240SX the least recognized car?!

Probe, 626, Camry, Integras, Preludes...

Well apparently even after reading "240sx" on the rear quarter glass of my old S13 they still ask if it's a 240...

That was asked by a GrandPrix owner with dual coffee can mufflers, so I somewhat expected it...
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:08 PM   #614
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oh ok i got one this saturn expert looked under my hood(sr20det) and said its not a real japanese engine cause the intake manifold was on the wrong side
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:30 PM   #615
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haha, what do saturn ppl know?

im was at a red light a night ago in my friends coupe with silvia front, dropped/ and cambered.

dude next to me: hey how did u get the ride height like that?
me: its on coilovers.....
dude: i have a prelude too but its not that low and it has coilovers.
me:did u adjust the height level?
dude: i dont know, its on tein spring.
me: LOL!!! (drive off on green light to avoid him)

and today at costco. same friends car with usdm (not rhd)

dude: wow is that silvia from japan?
me: u fail!

atleast he knew what it was.
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Old 01-06-2010, 11:56 PM   #616
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Friend (i call him vtec):SUPER CHARGER JUST KICKED IN YO!
Me: what are you talking about?? They are always charged they are on a belt they don't have lag or anything like that..
Friend: oh a line broke
Me: what fucking line?!
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my brother was talking to some guy ( in a integra)
brother: nice integra.
guy: thanks i just bought it.
Blah blah blah
guy: kind of car do you have?
brother: 280z
guy: dont they have a B20 in there.
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while watching fast and furious 4 when they go to the guys house with the silver s15

Friends 5 or 6 of them: sweet 240
Me and my friend that are building s13's:sweet s15 not 240
friends:whats that
us: shake our heads
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Old 01-07-2010, 12:18 AM   #619
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"hondas can drift too!" lmfao
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Old 01-07-2010, 12:27 AM   #620
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"hondas can drift too!" lmfao
Umm they can. Honda S2000 is rwd.
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"hondas can drift too!" lmfao
funniest newb statement. now if you said honda civic, or accord (without the use of mcdonalds trays) then yes.



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my head just exploded.
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:39 AM   #623
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Umm they can. Honda S2000 is rwd.
come on guy dont get all serious on me... its was supposed to be funny remember.
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people tell him to get a g muffler. soo thats what adds the 2 extra cylinders sound
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Why do people keep comparing 240's to camrys?
because s14's are fucking gay.
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Norrek4040 don't take this the wrong way, but honda's can drift like posted earlier. The purpose of this thread is to make fun of newbs for their lack of street cred. Your post just demonstrated that you have no street cred.

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i heard that the s14 ka headers can fit s13 ka..
just read that earlier tonight.
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Heard two good lines at a meet in one night.

"All you need to go fast is a Skyline and an HKS boost controller."

Then the other..

Kid #1: I'm having trouble tuning.
Kid #2: Just get a wideband, take it to a tuner. They'll be able to get it done.
Kid #1: Really?
Kid #2: When you're done tuning, take out the wideband and you're good to go.
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im still new to zilvia but i was wondering, because i wanna go turbo but, the turbo manifold goes where the headers usually suppost to be, then how does all that connect to the exhaust? Is there a pipe that goes from the manifold to the exhaust??

Its confusing me thanks alot for your help
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