I could give you guys a sob story about how I got 17 kids on the way and I'm homeless and need this money but that would be a lie and that's not what freedom is all about... Instead today is my birthday (forreal) and it would be awesome to buy some new rad things for my go-fast cars. So I'm taking donations, and if we ever meet in person I'll give you a handful of high-fives!
This is one of those few times in your life where you can click the "gift" button on PayPal and actually means it.
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