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ixfxi · 07-06-2012, 09:03 AM

^ i actually know nothing about carbon fiber, i just pretend to know so that i can be a smartass online

you seem a lot smarter than me. thanks for making me sad. i am going to hang myself now.

Breitling · 07-06-2012, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ixfxi

^ i actually know nothing about carbon fiber, i just pretend to know so that i can be a smartass online

you seem a lot smarter than me. thanks for making me sad. i am going to hang myself now.

Pics or it didn't happen....

ixfxi · 07-07-2012, 12:18 PM

Dear Breitling

I must apologize for my lack of inner-strength.

Ever since you made your post regarding carbon fiber, I've been contemplating suicide. I purchased numerous ropes and attempted to hang them from fixtures in my studio apartment, but I do not have a high ceiling. I also attempted to set up the ropes at work, but co-workers complained that I was causing a disturbance and was forced to take down the apparatus.

The past night, I tied the rope on my bed post. Then I realized that this works against the laws of gravity. Somehow I thought that maybe by rolling around in my sleep, I'de accidentally tangle and choke myself - but that did not work either.

Later this morning, I found some prostitutes near Home Depot in Hollywood - the one near Sunset & Western. I asked one of them to asphyxiate me while servicing me, but that didnt work either (although something else worked just fine).

I am sorry to report this morning, that I simply dont have the intellect nor the inner-strength to commit suicide. I am however, happy to report that the prostitutes did say that they had "everything under the sun" and so I probably will die a slow and painful death. Eventually.

Goodbye cruel world.
- ixfxi

Breitling · 07-07-2012, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixfxi

Dear Breitling

I must apologize for my lack of inner-strength.

Ever since you made your post regarding carbon fiber, I've been contemplating suicide. I purchased numerous ropes and attempted to hang them from fixtures in my studio apartment, but I do not have a high ceiling. I also attempted to set up the ropes at work, but co-workers complained that I was causing a disturbance and was forced to take down the apparatus.

The past night, I tied the rope on my bed post. Then I realized that this works against the laws of gravity. Somehow I thought that maybe by rolling around in my sleep, I'de accidentally tangle and choke myself - but that did not work either.

Later this morning, I found some prostitutes near Home Depot in Hollywood - the one near Sunset & Western. I asked one of them to asphyxiate me while servicing me, but that didnt work either (although something else worked just fine).

I am sorry to report this morning, that I simply dont have the intellect nor the inner-strength to commit suicide. I am however, happy to report that the prostitutes did say that they had "everything under the sun" and so I probably will die a slow and painful death. Eventually.

Goodbye cruel world.
- ixfxi

Every time I ask a hooker to choke me she does it with fiery angst.... Don't know what went wrong there "handsome"....

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07-06-2012, 09:03 AM	#31
ixfxi Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: bangin on my chest Account: BANNED #fucksupreme Age: 79 Posts: 5,923 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	^ i actually know nothing about carbon fiber, i just pretend to know so that i can be a smartass online you seem a lot smarter than me. thanks for making me sad. i am going to hang myself now.

07-07-2012, 12:18 PM	#33
ixfxi Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: bangin on my chest Account: BANNED #fucksupreme Age: 79 Posts: 5,923 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Dear Breitling I must apologize for my lack of inner-strength. Ever since you made your post regarding carbon fiber, I've been contemplating suicide. I purchased numerous ropes and attempted to hang them from fixtures in my studio apartment, but I do not have a high ceiling. I also attempted to set up the ropes at work, but co-workers complained that I was causing a disturbance and was forced to take down the apparatus. The past night, I tied the rope on my bed post. Then I realized that this works against the laws of gravity. Somehow I thought that maybe by rolling around in my sleep, I'de accidentally tangle and choke myself - but that did not work either. Later this morning, I found some prostitutes near Home Depot in Hollywood - the one near Sunset & Western. I asked one of them to asphyxiate me while servicing me, but that didnt work either (although something else worked just fine). I am sorry to report this morning, that I simply dont have the intellect nor the inner-strength to commit suicide. I am however, happy to report that the prostitutes did say that they had "everything under the sun" and so I probably will die a slow and painful death. Eventually. Goodbye cruel world. - ixfxi