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Tyler Durdan · 11-29-2002, 04:21 AM

Quoting a good friend who probably got it from the internet somewhere:

Research scientists at Guinness suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis, which had revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.  The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed eight pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Annoying Eric · 11-29-2002, 09:23 AM

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'> That was so stupid that is was funny....

HAHAHAHAHA <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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whateverjames · 11-29-2002, 10:37 AM

SR20Fastback · 11-29-2002, 11:03 AM

hah not bad... Its about god damn time someone brought back friday humor!

DarkRaptor42 · 11-29-2002, 11:50 AM

good stuff
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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I got one:

a boys dad comes in and says he needs to talk to him. The father says "now son i feel its time i give you the talk on the birds and the bees."
The boy bursts into tears and pleads with his father not to tell him the story.
When the father asks why the boy replies "When I was 5 you told me the easter bunny wasnt real, when I was 6 the tooth fairy and last year you told me Santa wasnt real. So I dont wana know dad that when I grow up, grown ups dont have sex.

Chew Slice · 11-29-2002, 04:02 PM

BAhahahahahahahaha!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'>

11-29-2002, 04:21 AM	#1
Tyler Durdan Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Don't mess with Texas Posts: 546 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Quoting a good friend who probably got it from the internet somewhere: Research scientists at Guinness suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis, which had revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.  The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed eight pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. __________________ "Pure adrenaline attached to a license plate.  Isn't it time to experience one yourself?"                           -Dan Gurney Turbo for Sale

11-29-2002, 09:23 AM	#2
Annoying Eric Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC / Indiana Age: 35 Posts: 830 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: Annoying Eric Feedback Score: 1 reviews	<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'> That was so stupid that is was funny.... HAHAHAHAHA <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

11-29-2002, 11:03 AM	#4
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 36 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hah not bad... Its about god damn time someone brought back friday humor! __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

11-29-2002, 11:50 AM	#5
DarkRaptor42 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lodi CA Age: 37 Posts: 542 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	good stuff <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> I got one: a boys dad comes in and says he needs to talk to him. The father says "now son i feel its time i give you the talk on the birds and the bees." The boy bursts into tears and pleads with his father not to tell him the story. When the father asks why the boy replies "When I was 5 you told me the easter bunny wasnt real, when I was 6 the tooth fairy and last year you told me Santa wasnt real. So I dont wana know dad that when I grow up, grown ups dont have sex. __________________ 04 WRX STi 90 Sil- Camino R.I.P. AE86 20v MS R.I.P. KA-T www.209forums.com

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11-29-2002, 10:37 AM	#3
whateverjames Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Age: 41 Posts: 2,263 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/alien.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':alien:'>

11-29-2002, 04:02 PM	#6
Chew Slice Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 38 Posts: 215 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	BAhahahahahahahaha!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'>