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i've been arrested twice, both for unpaid speeding tickets.
when you're in the holding cell, there's a phone you can use to make collect calls. the most fun you can have in jail is making calls to your friends. "this is a collect call from a Missouri correctional facility. will you accept the charges?"
i called my girlfriend at the time the first time and pretended i had been raped by my cellmate. it didn't go over well because neither of us could stop laughing.
the second time i was arrested, while i was at the local precinct waiting for the wagon to go to district, me and the processing cop were joking around making calls on my phone, and i kept claiming police brutality while he beat his night stick on his desk. then he offered to flush any illegal substances on my person (there weren't any anyway, just cool of him), and when i said i didn't really feel like going in the holding tank, he handcuffed me to a table in their break room and let me watch a dvd of Karate Kid.
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