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Old 06-04-2007, 02:47 PM   #47
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Originally Posted by EAS13 View Post
I worked at this one place where every so often, you'd walk into the stall and there'd be a turd behind the toilet.... Just to be clear, it would be laying on the floor in the space between the wall and the toilet base.

Aside from the fact that no one could figure out who was doing it, we were all kinda curious how the person managed it. I mean physically it would take some serious gyrations and pooping force to get a turd down in there. You'd have to lean and angle yourself perfectly and then fire the turd out with a perfect trajectory....anyway, you see the point.... So either the guy was a pooping genius or he was grabbing the turd and moving it.

Also, I hate side by side stalls, I like a nice isolated stall, )preferably handicapped for maxium comfort).. I was in some ghetto, narrow assed stall once and someone reached over and grabbed my foot. I was like WTF!!! The guy just laughed. Needless to say, I finished my business and got the F out of there. I mean normally, actions like that require retaliation. But when you're dealing with turds, I think it's safer to just evacuate the area.
holy shit ballz! if a guy grabbed my foot while pooping in a narrow ass stall i would have ZERO inspiration to finish the poop. and as for the pooping genius dropping crazy impossible loads behind toilets......thats just messed up

more poop stories i look foward to reading this thread everyday and then pooping on it! buwahahaha.....lame, yes
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