Heather, I'm all up for it!
KidZelda, they're jeans for god's sake. You know how jeans get dark spots?!?!? WELL THOSE JEANS GOT DARK SPOTS!!!!

sniff. I don't have butt stains. For God's sake, the hole isn't even parallel to that spot. And my tattoo looks like a patch of hair? That's a first... I'm gonna tell my mom on you.
P.S. This thread rocks!!!
Ooh, Titan, thanks for my new sig

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