Origin, how close am I?
Step 1. Wake up, start dial up connection
Step 2. Go to
DRUDGE REPORT 2012®
Step 3. Read headline "Obama presidency challenged"
Step 4. Jerk off to Orly Taitz
Step 5. Eat bowl of cereal
Step 6. Click on drudge link, realizes sending you to world net daily, jerk off again to the ghost of Brietbart just because - -
Obama’s Social Security Number challenged
Step 7. Read that Obama has fake social security number!!!!!
Step 8.
GIFSoup
Step 9. Comment and say words like "Libruls" "America" "Rights" "God" "Communist" "Guns" "Blacks"
Step 10. Make post on Ziliva then smart people on internet explain that social security numbers have nothing to do with becoming president...
PS. I put A LOT of effort into this post... I expect something in return.