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Old 07-06-2012, 08:28 AM   #17
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Origin, how close am I?

Step 1. Wake up, start dial up connection

Step 2. Go to DRUDGE REPORT 2012®

Step 3. Read headline "Obama presidency challenged"

Step 4. Jerk off to Orly Taitz

Step 5. Eat bowl of cereal

Step 6. Click on drudge link, realizes sending you to world net daily, jerk off again to the ghost of Brietbart just because - - Obama’s Social Security Number challenged

Step 7. Read that Obama has fake social security number!!!!!

Step 8. GIFSoup

Step 9. Comment and say words like "Libruls" "America" "Rights" "God" "Communist" "Guns" "Blacks"

Step 10. Make post on Ziliva then smart people on internet explain that social security numbers have nothing to do with becoming president...

PS. I put A LOT of effort into this post... I expect something in return.
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