Originally Posted by Soooshi

Tons of reasons.

1, bedtime can suck a dick.

2, the freaks come out at night.

3, the freaks come out at night.

4, party like a rockstar, un-fucking-stoppable.

5, bitches all day long. Charming sluts left and right.

6, you can fly.

7, you can turn into a bat. SochBAT!

8, you don't deal with rush hour traffic.

9, Dos Equis man is nothing compared to you. "I don't always drink, but when I do, its blood mother fucker!"

10, TougeDriftingVampires?