Originally Posted by slowpo

So after reading the bible, I learn that baby Jesus is a bad motherfu...shut your mouth

If god is the good guy then why does he kill more than 20,000 people in the bible? Satan only kills about 20, which seems to make him 1000 times better than god.

Also, it would be just like the plan of an evil one to try to convince you that they are actually the good guy ( and god has certainly convinced alot of people

So could it be that the satanists are actually the good ones, and we have been duped by god, with the promises of heaven (just like muslims are tempted to heaven by the 40 virgins)

I need to stop drinking this 40oz old English