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Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan
owning oil companies sounds good too
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WHICH REMINDS ME
the other day I worked valet at one of the owners of BP's house.
he was like 6+
billion. they OWN the Del Mar Country Club.
they were having a rally for congressman brian bilbray, there were SO many high key people there
which lead me to my next discovery. us, as the middle and lower class citizens, strive to make more money, correct?
when you become so rich and you get bored, you go for power, hence the running for political positions. I get it now.
I WANT TO BE THAT RICH
I WANT TO SCRATCH MY ITCHES WITH THE TIP OF THE HOPE DIAMOND
I WANT GOLD BARS AS PAPERWEIGHTS
I WANT TO WIPE MY ASS WITH RARE PAINTINGS
by the way, aluminum magnet. genius