Sooooo, I got the headlight switch in today annnnnnnd... It fucking worked! Everything works perfectly and it's nice having a new switch that has a much better feel with turning the lights and using the turn signals. I guess my old switch was shot even after cleaning up the connections. So yeah, if anyone has the problems I was having, get a new switch! I got mine from Amazon for pretty cheap. Link:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ilpage_o00_s00
I wouldn't bother getting a used once since most people charge like $40 for them anyway and you run the risk of having it go bad, so yeah.
Thanks to everyone who chimed in!