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This thread is great!
I always take a shit at work about the same time everyday, and when i do there is always a turd burglar on the prowl. The bathroom i use is a single toilet room but when someone tries to open the door it echoes really loud inside the room.
I kept getting owned by the same person day after day, so i just waited till i knew the culprit was inside making brown, then i grabbed the door handle and shook that door like there was no tomorrow. All i heard after that was "Ah FUCK! Damnit.........son of a bitch"
Another quick story, we have this guy at my dealership who kicks doors open because he doesnt want to touch them with his hands. Literally this guy walks around kicking doors like he was bred to be door kicking machine. I was downstairs in the main bathroom taking a poop and all of the sudden *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* the stall door goes flying open and he walks in. I go "OH NO!" and he stops in the doorway, turns around, and walks out without saying a word. Worst part about it is he didnt even have the decency to close the door he just blasted his foot through. I had to waddle over to the door with my pants around my ankles and shut the door.
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