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Originally Posted by beanzphour
this is what i think
Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Buddhism: When Shit Happen Is It Really Shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday
Protestantism: Shit Won´t Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah´s Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"
Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
Atheism: No Shit
T.V. Evangelism: Send More Shit
Rastafarianism: Let´s Smoke This Shit
lmfao
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That's the best break down of religion ever!!
My heaen is simultaneously smoking, drinking, drifting, and havin a threesome with smokin hott japanese triplets while the 3rd chick is making me a sandwich, and it lasts forever.
