This is my set up, ...doesn't make me feel metro, but more like scholar/gentleman.
Nothing like getting out of a hot shower in the morning, looking at yourself in the mirror. You are conquering this day and make it yours! Grab some oil and lather your face with it, feel the essence, the smell infusing into your skin.
Then make some foam in your stainless steel bowl, till the texture its perfect. Brush it along the curves and angles of your face, caressing your skin... That touch! you just recreated the same feel, the feel of contact, when you run your face in between a woman's breasts. That godly, fulfilling, exciting feeling. You are a god for a moment, not need to be worshiped, but pleasured.
After ....grab a fresh razor, let the hot water run through it, make it hot! like rubber warming up before a take off. And tackled that mad angle, use your full automotive knowledge here. Weight shift, counter weight transition from the front to the back and vice versa. Your machine must be balanced, the line angles must be clean and elegant, not blood must be spilled in this conquest!
When done, wash up! cold water will make you remember that you are alive. My favorite is sandalwood.. sandalwood will stay with you for the rest of the day. When you get home, late at night and lay on that bed with your female, she'll be all,,i don't know what it is, but your smell drives me crazy,,then you know you did a good job.
