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Unicorn semen and Bondo.
Take lights and car to the bodyshop.
Tell them what you want.
Wait for them to stop laughing.
Tell them you were serious.
Wait, again, for them to stop laughing.
Pay them what they ask to do the job.
Pick up your car and bask in your glory.
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"Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt
"Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis
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