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Old 09-12-2012, 05:58 PM   #48
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Originally Posted by ultramagnus View Post
Rules to roomates

1. make sure you get along 75% of the time, you don't have to be buddy's, example if you smoke weed and they don't respect that shit. I've had to regulate on roomies that don't share

2. Rent make sure you have your share and don't end up paying theirs.

3. Never share a bathroom if you can help it, otherwise keep your shit clean and hide it away from nosey fucks.

4. only buy food for a few weeks not months or years. this will help you manage your budget and avoid freeloaders

5. Clean,Clean,Clean if you're a slob or your roomate is one then you will have issues and not just little ones, you will blow the fuck up.

6. Have a comfy common area where neither of you feel like you are superior to the other. it sucks when you wanna chill on the couch and you don't feel like you belong in there.

7. Garages are for CARS !!!!!! don't be a HOARDER and DON'T LIVE w/ one. That's what the living room and backyard was made for. Unless you are all car geeks.

8. No loans you're not a bank, unless you're monetary worth is insured by the FDIC

9. Depending on how much you or the other person parties keep that shit to a minimum unless you like to rage and have a fucked up place,picking up trash after a party is not fun but finding free bags of HERB is

10. Last rule Keep the SEX discreet, don't parade the meat around like it's a fucking trophy;fuck it and get rid of it at good time.

Good Luck and Happy living.

This is the best advice I've seen on this thread. I have a roommate. He's a few years younger than me and while I'm extremely different than him (I teach, like comics, don't party) we get along really well because we both happen to smoke pot & watch hockey.

Moving in with someone is fine, but make sure you know their living habits and can tolerate some of the annoying things they do so you're not fighting all the time. IE: don't get petty.
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