Originally Posted by ineedone

Whatever it is, it will be a total diss on God, Christianity, Conservatives, and White people. It will probably read something like... This law is constitutional blah, blah, blah, black people can now eat white children blah, blah, blah Christmas will now be called Shariamas blah, blah, blah All republicans are now legally deemed to be white (even if black) and considered southern, stupid, and only competent enough to own a lifted ford F-150 with truck nuts blah, blah, blah. Probably something about history. President is Black. Then change the word Muslim to Mooslim. Then end by creating a federal holiday that celebrates this decision every year by giving everyone free Froyo.