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one time i was at a tkd tournament, and my teammate and i both had to shit at the same time, so we went in bathroom and picked the two stalls furthest away from each other.
after a minute i hear "beep beep booo bamp beep beeep"
and i said "dude are you playing video games?"
and he said "yep"
no shame...
then another time i was at paddy's with some friends getting coffee, and after 3 huge free coffees i had to take what felt like 3 huge shits. so the guy there let me into the ladies room (place was closed anyway) and i grabbed a stall and had the most foul smelling shit ever.
i finished and right as i was about to open the stall door, a lady walked in, and grabbed the stall right next to me (out of like 5 stalls). she peed and i could hear it well. i wonder if she could smell me. i had to wait in there forever while she finished and then washed her hands, checked her makeup, whatever else they do. seemed like forever. then i had to wait some more to make sure she was looooong gone when i came out. that sucked
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