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'90RPS13 03-09-2007 09:16 AM
Right down the middlle.
 
Divorcing Man Cuts House In Half
Quote:
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

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+1 for that dude.

yota man 03-09-2007 10:52 AM
Damn thats the way to do it right there

S13FREEAAK 03-09-2007 11:02 AM
Thats the best way to settle it in my book.

LB.Motoring 03-09-2007 12:09 PM
haha sounds like something my dad would do,

becouse we have an excess of forklifts and chainsaws.

arkive43 03-09-2007 12:30 PM
hahahah showed them womenz:p hahaha

DUFFM4N 03-09-2007 12:51 PM
i could just imagine the look on the wife's face...LOL

guy - "done and done" *dusts off hands*

jrbump 03-09-2007 12:54 PM
reminds me of that old "Jerky Boys" routine.

Quote:
I want you to knock my house down, so I can put up a hotdog stand

s13gold 03-09-2007 12:56 PM
damn he must reallly have wanted out.

C. Senor 03-09-2007 01:40 PM
haha...takes a whole new meaning to she got half of my stuff..lol, props to that guy

Andrew @ 240sxMotoring 03-09-2007 02:10 PM
Ahaha, that's hilarious. Imaging driving down the street and seeing that!

Farzam 03-09-2007 02:18 PM
I did that once.

TiNMAN 03-09-2007 03:11 PM
^ I sawed him do it. :keke:

arkive43 03-09-2007 03:13 PM
lol, pun intended!!

mRclARK1 03-09-2007 03:15 PM
A true 50/50 split with that divorce. haha....

He was probably just thinking (or saying) "Take this bitch!" to get to that point. :rofl:

EvilRB 03-09-2007 06:00 PM
Awesome!! Now I wonder what is he gonna do over the custody of the kids?...

'90RPS13 03-09-2007 07:51 PM
^~~gross thought. anyways, I wish someone would try that shit in the US. You imagine being a judge in that case? haha.

Zero_SX 03-09-2007 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by '90RPS13
^~~gross thought. anyways, I wish someone would try that shit in the US. You imagine being a judge in that case? haha.
haha our courts are so pussified they'd probably repo his half, glue it back together, and give it back to the ho.

illvialuver 03-09-2007 09:02 PM
thats how ya do it

GoodOl'S13 03-10-2007 11:10 AM
showed her whos boss:fawkd: :fawkd: like haha theres your half :fawkd:

DreamN 03-10-2007 11:49 AM
http://kutv.com/slideshows/local_slideshow_068165423

^ pix of the job well done :D

theicecreamdan 03-10-2007 10:35 PM
He should have hired Chuck Norris to Karate chop that shit in half.

BOROSUN 03-11-2007 05:10 PM
its just a log cabin. i thought it was a actual house.


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