5 min. to talk to Obama. What do you say?
 

You have five (5) minutes to speak with the President. You can say whatever you want.

What do you say to him?

I think you are missing the phone # in your post.

What would be the actual point of doing such a thing?
Lavish praise and/or chew him out?
Convince him to change his policies?

If I had 5 mins, there really isn't too much to talk about.
maybe ask him to recommend places to eat in MI or DC.

why did he REALLY want to be president

can I sex your wife:wiggle:

You've turned out to be just like every hack politician that's been in power, and wtf with all the czars?

The point is whatever you want it to be.

It's whatever you want.

I don't know if he's the best person to ask for that, but ok.

KFC, Popeye's, or Church's?

instead of spreading my wealth and my hard earned money ...... can you spread my work ethic???

something along the lines of 'hey, can I borrow a billion dollars'?

First thing I would say is, what the fuck is up with the deficit and stupid ass bailouts.

both him and bush were doign these SNIP ass bailouts (obama did more) when they never should have been done in the first place.

Then, why the hell are you creating more deficit instead of finding ways to pay shit off.

Id tell him he needs to remember and listen to the people instead of the kickback taking liars thieves and crooks in congress. Then I'd ask him for some bailout money to help pay off my outstanding debt created by my lost job.

Are you intentionally trying to screw up our economy/country or does fail come naturally?

I would start off by saying, "Not that I'm of anyone of great importance in your universe sir, but please don't let me down.. Please.." And If I could assess that he did actually give a shit about my concerns, I would then discuss them for a few minutes. I would then humbly apologize for the added pressure and ask him to just do the best he can with the time he has..

And if he didn't give two shits, well then I guess it was a pointless conversation to begin with...

No matter how the conversation went, I would respectfully thank him for his time..

i'd ask him where to eat in chicago and then thumb wrestle for about four minutes

spend all our fuckin' tax money on space research/exploration, brah

You need to legalize marijuana/hemp and utilize every benefit the plant has to offer and tax it to start making some money in this backward system we call government. Also please try and make every person in the government a part of every program they want to pass. i.e. You and congress and the senate all go into the same social security and health care etc as everyone else...

and then I would just listen to his responses and make faces at him and try and make him laugh while he is talking trying to make him think I am not taking him seriously at all, because alas, he, being one man, can make no change. He would need the power of all the evil government powers to grant what I have asked. Then I leave a broken man, sad and alone. I thought it would keep us together forever...for me...it was our finest moment...I can still see the flames.

Kill Whitey.

~285 times.

talk about 2pac then women.

I'd tell that dude to hook it up and pay for my school then I'd have a staring contest.

*like*:boink:

I'd probably ask him if I could try to do donuts in the presidential limo. Get it on camera, put it on youtube=epic win.

nuke iran while we still can.

hand him a 20$ bill and ask for change

i would ask him" Sooo i hope ima get a nice tax return like you promised right?can you help bring in a import from japan and have it delivery to my house with all the paper to register in new york with no problems!!.then play c-lo.lmfao

This is all from Michael Moore's website.

FIVE THINGS WE CAN DO TO MAKE CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT LISTEN TO US:

1. Each of us must get into the daily habit of taking 5 minutes to make four brief calls: One to the President (202-456-1414), one to your Congressperson (202-224-3121) and one to each of your two Senators (202-224-3121). To find out who represents you, click here. Take just one minute on each of these calls to let them know how you expect them to vote on a particular issue. Let them know you will have no hesitation voting for a primary opponent -- or even a candidate from another party -- if they don't do our bidding. Trust me, they will listen. If you have another five minutes, click here to send them each an email. And if you really want to drop an anvil on them, send them a snail mail letter!

My question:

Hey Barrack, Why do you hate this country?

- best joke on this thread :)

why are we still in IRAQ?

I'd chit chat with him. Have him teach me that really cool dance he did on Ellen lol. Maybe make a pizza together with half of my favorite ingredients and the other half of his favorite ones.

Could give a rats ass about talking on a serious level because it wouldn't do any good.

"Fuck you, you incompetent fuck."

sums it up...