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Amirite?
Who else thinks April fools day is fucking dumb?
I don't get played or anything like that. But calling people out on their bluff and what not is just an extra headache that I don't need to deal with. Call me old or not fun. I just find it pointless. Shit, people lie every day. What should make today special? Eh? EH?! |
i like making april fools forum posts. but real life jokes are annoying
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I feel you man
My ex just told me she was pregnant and then was like April Fool's!! She got me |
i didnt even know it was april fools day until someone told me.
lame. |
You're old.
You don't understand the young people. http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/ima...ol-of-rock.jpg |
i didn't goto class today
so i didn't have to deal with douche bags |
I LOVE playing pranks on people, so April fools is just another day to me...
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You aren't old. You just don't have a sense of humor apparently. lol
For years my wife and I have plotted and played elaborate April Fools jokes on each other. Shit is fun. |
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I just pulled a complete douchebag prank on my gf today... Now im just curious what im gona get back! she was pissed...haha, but it was priceles... |
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Nah, I do. As can be told though 90% of my posts. Maybe I've just had too many malicious jokes happen to be before. |
I don't care for it.
I'm too serious of a person to care for it. I'm old and bitter. |
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LOL don't say you didn't paint a target on yourself for this one. LOL |
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it must be that california smog |
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plus your still one ignorant motherfucker. LOL Quote:
Not in the least. In fact I am quite happy. You're just a fucking dumb ass mid west hick, that has nothing better to do than try and case on California. If you had half a brain you would just shut the fuck up. Oh but you don't . LOL Both of you idiots, don't know when to shut up and usually put your foot in your mouths, on regular occasions. I happen to love pointing it out and I happen to dislike your broken record piss poor attempts to case on California busted. Does this make me angry? No, does it make we want to point out the lameness that both of you operate on? Sure. :D get over it . LOL Seriously busted if you think I am angry all the time, it shows just how clueless you really are. Oh but Matej is just as clueless. Two clueless fools. LOL |
Did anyone get the girlfriend "i'm pregnant" april fools? Not fucking funny.
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If a girl did that to me I'd be like I'm breaking up with you.
No fools. |
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haha april fools!
i got tricked so many times today. i feel like a dumbass |
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punch her in the stomache and yell out problem solved! |
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HAhhahaha WHAM...no you're not. I yanked off a condom after sex yesterday and tossed it behind the bed then was like "oh fuck oh fuck where is it? i think it slipped off and i didn't notice..." Girl freaked out and i got kicked in the nuts. They are still sore. I hate april fools day. |
Hey matej, wanna listen to conway twitty and swap sisters tonight?
I'm from the midwest |
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Nothing funny happened yesterday, really. Our local radio station got some stupid people, but I only left my house to go deposit a check and go to the gym and grocery, nothing more. |
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edit: (statement retracted, how do i keep getting pulled into this nonsense)
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Last night, I was fucking my ex, and I blew a big ole load in her, and she said "Ummm, you shouldn't have done that. I stopped taking the pill."
I laughed, waiting for her to say, "April Fools!" She didn't say it. Turns out, she wasn't kidding. Jokes on me, I guess! |
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