Being a vampire....
 

I did a search, and didn't find any threads that asked this question. If you had a chance to become a vampire, would you do it? Remember, all the typical rules apply, no sunlight, you have to drink blood, etc. I personally, would do it. I hate going out during the day, I stay up all night, i'd get to live forever. Now, if you say yes you would, elaborate why. If you say no, explain as well. I'd like to hear everyones reasonings. One of the first thing's i'd do, is turn all my friends and family into vampires as well. That is of course, only if they wanted it. I think the pros outweigh the cons, but everyone is different. I mean, if you are a surfer, or outdoors person, you wouldn't want to only be out at night. Should make for an interesting thread.

Tons of reasons.

1, bedtime can suck a dick.

2, the freaks come out at night.

3, the freaks come out at night.

4, party like a rockstar, un-fucking-stoppable.

5, bitches all day long. Charming sluts left and right.

6, you can fly.

7, you can turn into a bat. SochBAT!

8, you don't deal with rush hour traffic.

9, Dos Equis man is nothing compared to you. "I don't always drink, but when I do, its blood mother fucker!"

10, TougeDriftingVampires?

i would love to be a vampire...

hell yes i would...only if it were like twilight and i had super speed

Really is a good topic after those twilight movies? O_o

i'd rather be a wizard, ILLLLLLL

Fixed that. :p

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Who would win in a fight between Dumbledore and Gandalf?

Gandalf!!!! I'd be a werewolf I could show off how much of a beast i am!

id rather be a belmont and slay you heathens

daywalker ftw!

hell yea, you ever seen how hot them vampire bitches are? plus you could just go enslave the hottest chick you see at night as your vampire servant. plus all other aspects of it are just badass.

NO, thread fail

Vampires are snip sissy boys according to a certain twilight stupid movie series. I frankly don't want teenage girls chasing after me.

I'd be like Blade, but i wont fuck with you guys. We'll just hang out.

You have seen the wrong vampire movie/show/book/folklore

i would sell my soul to bang sookie stackhouse/anna paquin.
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Isnt that kinda like when chicks get preggo to keep dudes?

thats gonna work out, lol.


15 years ago I thought it would be cool to be a vampire so you would be around long enough and have the power and understanding to change the world into a much better place for all of humanity.

Vampires dont have sex guys, sorry to bum you out.

DP!!!

/edit HOLY HUGE PICTURE! Sorry

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/ent.../trueblood.jpg

that was one of the most disturbing pictures ive ever seen

that chick needs braces, she could never pull wizard dick with that gap

Another interesting fact when I first started watching true blood I couldn't figure out where the hell I'd seen her before. Im pretty sure its Rogue from the X-Men movie

LOL :rofl:

Yeah its her. She was kinda beat in X-men though.

Being a vampire would give me more time to master martial arts badassery and perhaps some dark magic/skills... But, I don't like bringing pain, death and darkness to others. I value my humanity.

I'd have to find some other route to power, maybe unless some kind of blood substitute was available.

I'd rather be Robert Pattinson and slay bitches all day while being a bumbling idiot.

I like the whole immortality bit, to be sure.

Academy Award and Golden Globe winner for her role in 1993's The Piano
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tooth gap adds character, I'd smash

ps True Blood rocks

Down for the Vampires. I'm a night person anyway. Plus more time to

work on my car
bang chicks
master martial arts
bang chicks
learn languages
bang chicks
get money
bang chicks
travel
bang chicks
create a metal chest plate (just incase you bastards get slick)

Start a business

WeTurnU.com
Immortality, what's it worth to you?

^^ think you forgot to mention bang chicks

I'd become a vampire in a second. Even the Twilight kind. Hate on me all you want...cause I'd rip your throat out and sex your gf up very quickly. lol.